Sega's Next-Generation Plans Outlined

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10 Mar 2010, 09:22 AM
Yoshi

I made an accidental hit on your mom.
10 Mar 2010, 10:24 AM
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Originally Posted by Crafter

And--if I could politely ask--how is it that you, the author of a private blog, are privy to these significant details whereas larger, funded VG and Technology sites are not?

I don't work for SEGA NEWS WIRE.
10 Mar 2010, 10:40 AM
dog$

Thanks FOR THE DISCLOSURE.
10 Mar 2010, 10:41 AM
Diff-chan

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Originally Posted by Crafter

And--if I could politely ask--how is it that you, the author of a private blog, are privy to these significant details whereas larger, funded VG and Technology sites are not?

Zach Morris got Screech to dress up like an old Japanese businessman and hide in the filing cabinet of the Sega CEO's office while the CEO was discussing this new hardware (and the prom) with Kelly's dad.

Screech would've gotten more info but Jesse barged in because she was upset Slater called her a "hot babe."
10 Mar 2010, 10:50 AM
Crafter

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diff-chan

Zach Morris got Screech to dress up like an old Japanese businessman and hide in the filing cabinet of the Sega CEO's office while the CEO was discussing this new hardware (and the prom) with Kelly's dad.

Screech would've gotten more info but Jesse barged in because she was upset Slater called her a "hot babe."

Then Screech accidentally fell out of the filing cabinet, exclaiming "BLUUUH?"--causing a domino effect that knocked all involved over (except the hot babe(s)). The Japanese CEO looked at the camera, shrugged, and drew out a heartfelt "I'm soooo solly." *Laugh track* Credits roll.
10 Mar 2010, 01:22 PM
Some Stupid Japanese Name

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Originally Posted by Yoshi

I made an accidental hit on your mom.

Accidental? More like Lucky.
10 Mar 2010, 01:48 PM
Yoshi

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diff-chan

Zach Morris got Screech to dress up like an old Japanese businessman and hide in the filing cabinet of the Sega CEO's office while the CEO was discussing this new hardware (and the prom) with Kelly's dad.

Screech would've gotten more info but Jesse barged in because she was upset Slater called her a "hot babe."

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned for Sega.
10 Mar 2010, 01:52 PM
Some Stupid Japanese Name

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10 Mar 2010, 02:47 PM
kingoffighters

Shannon Doherty's eyes are so fucked up.
12 Mar 2010, 09:06 AM
ssbomberman

There's been another update to the initial story -

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SEGA NEXT GENERATION PLANS *UPDATED INFORMATION* Posted by Zach Morris' brother, Lemont, at 10:27 AM on March 12, 2010

SEGA will aggressively pursue other ventures as well in 2012, including but not limited to a waterpark cleverly themed after that quirky mammal Ecco; a line of foot creme based upon the classic ToeJam and Earl franchise; a line of energy drinks modeled after Sonic that will taste really good the first time you consume them but taste rather bland and repetitive with each repeated guzzle; and a real taxi franchise that will start on the West Coast, and hopefully not shut down before it reaches the East.

Lemont Morris is a 40 year industry veteran who's favorite SEGA game is Kirby's Dream Land.

P.S. I also don't work for SEGA NEWS WIRE.

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