Literally Will Blow Your Mind

I literally have a raging erection that I'm literally and figuratively going to stick in your mom's cooter. Literally.

Jesus, you guys are way too literal.

Can a shark literally jump a well?

This magazine's Editor-in-Chief misuses the word "literally" literally once (at least) per article.

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Originally Posted by Sport Rider magazine

"The torque curve is an impressive plateau that starts around 4000 rpm and literally rides an 80 ft-lb train all the way to almost 9500 rpm."

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I hate you all. Also the English language does too.

I hate you all. Also the English language does too.

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Originally Posted by MarkRyan

This magazine's Editor-in-Chief misuses the word "literally" literally once (at least) per article.

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80 ft-lbs is literally nothing when it comes to train engines, though.

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Originally Posted by MarsKitten

I hate you all. Also the English language does too.

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So nice you had to say it twice.

She literally did just that. Also, my phone literally sucks for posting here.

I hate you all. Also the English language does too.