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First pic no. Second pic yes.
??? Who is she? I mean sure, she's hot and all, but what's this got to do with gaming?
Also, I mostly agree with Shidoshi, with a slight adjustment. First pic is "Sure, why not, if I've got nothing better to do" while the second pic is more "Oh dear god yes!" than simple affirmation.
James
lick psp -> get paid
+1 for wording of the "No" option. I lol'd.
She works for IGN. She does a lot of Protip videos on XBL.Quote:
Originally Posted by James
A fetching lass.
Anyone who says no is lying or gay. Any guy who turns down anything over a four as far as no-commitment sex goes is lying or gay.
Even a four gets three not-my-wife bonus points.
Obviously yes, but going by that first picture, a pair of bolt-ons would make it... more obviously yes.
edit: and the fact that she likes games doesn't matter at all.
Are you kidding, how hot would it be to dirty talk her about a Cloud, Aries, and Tifa threesome while deep dicking her?!Quote:
Originally Posted by Diff-chan
FF7 is a turn off in my house.
I've seen the looks your dogs give to Red XIII.
I've fucked much worse looking women.
This bitch is worthless and has done nothing worth discussing until the city where she works changes from San Fransisco to Van Nuys.
she's cute and gives me Xbox tips, I'd fuck her
I voted No just because no one would care about this chick if it weren't for nerds giving girls that might like video games extra points.
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Originally Posted by dave is ok
Also: +1 rep for making the results public.Quote:
Originally Posted by Frogacuda
A four? That's some pretty low standards.Quote:
Originally Posted by Frogacuda
My girlfriend is hotter than this chick. Ask the half of TNL who met her.
I put this girl in the same bin with Olivia Munn - hot, but not as hot as their fanbase would have you believe.
Who gives a shit about this chick?
My wife's better looking.
Oh, like you've never eaten at McDonald's because it was 2AM and you were hungry. Get the fuck out of here.Quote:
Originally Posted by Nash
No one asked who you would fuck instead of this girl, nor is anyone asking if you'd date her/marry her/cuddle with her.Quote:
Originally Posted by dave is ok
I would show her no respect.
She's no Jade Raymond.
Because she has more clothing on AMIRTE!?Quote:
Originally Posted by shidoshi
yeah
Actually, I never have.Quote:
Originally Posted by Frogacuda
You know, I always kind of noticed it, but when I surf the internet on my laptop using my mobile phones internet connection all images have really bad jpeg artefacts. I can't believe a carrier gets all jpeg images and compresses them before they even get to me, it's fucked up.
Just saying, cause she has brown squares on her titties.
I love how you people come in with my wife is hotter than this chick, or I've fucked better.
That's not the question you fucking nerd bitches, it's would you put your dick in it.
My wife is hot, I'd fuck this girl.
That's a stupid question. Guys will fuck any hot girl.Quote:
Originally Posted by Frogacuda
Whoever made this thread is a faggot who gets off on cute girls that might not completely ignore his lack of hygiene and support his anti-social hobby.
Red Paint + Apache Headdress + Sled Dick Limit Break
The question is predicated on so much "OMG SHE PLAYZ GAMES TOO" nerd bullshit that I refuse to even think seriously about it, let alone give it a straight answer.Quote:
Originally Posted by Chux
I am not sure this is news.Quote:
Originally Posted by dave is ok
Steph happened to see a thread a while back about Kristin Kreuk and how somebody said they wouldn't fuck her because she had "Smokers Teeth". She explained to me that they wouldn't have to worry about it because they're too much of a socially retarded fat fucking shut in to have the balls to even talk to her that would ever lead to fucking.Quote:
Originally Posted by dave is ok
I love what I have done to my once pure wife.
Tell Steph I'm proud of her.
Chux is a monster.
Corruptor Of Souls
Of course anybody who posts on this board would fuck this chick. Even though I find the whole "OMG COOL GRRRL LUVS GAMESS!!E#@!" thing condescending, it doesn't change the fact that she's hot in the basic, tangible sense. In fact, that second picture sent a tingle to my ballular region.
Only if I beat her at Street Fighter.
Hells yeah, son.
Your dick isn't a precious gift to be saved for only the most elite. I say you haven't lived until you've fisted a fat girl on her parents' bed. DIFFERENT STROKES.Quote:
Originally Posted by Nash
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Originally Posted by dave is ok
That made me chuckle.Quote:
Originally Posted by Yoshi
I love the argument this stirred up, I was expecting a bunch of "Hells yeah", a couple "meh"s, and a few "no, I like dicks in my mouth". What has been provided has been far more entertaining.
HUFF HUFF HUFF I don't need women. I GOT MY ARCADE STICK!!!
She can play with my joystick any time.
This is the equivalent of Tiger Beat for videogame nerds.
What the fuck is a tiger beat?
Your mom
Look, no one here would decline to fuck her if she hosted videos on hemorrhoid cream instead of video games. It's irrelevant.Quote:
Originally Posted by icarusfall
There are basically only four reasons not to fuck a girl:
1) There will be consequences (this covers disease risk, having to put up with seeing her later, her boyfriend finding out, she's a psychopath and might get you into trouble, etc, etc)
2) She doesn't want to fuck you. (Fun fact: Jessica Chobot doesn't want to fuck you.)
3) You're busy fucking someone else.
4) You can't get it up for her.
We're discounting 1, 2 and 3 because it's a hypothetical question that doesn't include any practical conditionals. So if it's 4 and the girl isn't a complete pig, you're gay.
Nigga speaks volumes.
If she'd been cut up into cubes, and then crudely sewn back together, yes. Otherwise that bitch be uuuuhgly and you faggots have a)really fucking low standards because you're so attracted to men you have to force yourself to be attracted to women or b)have something to prove because no one else will believe you because you're so gay and ashamed of your sexuality.
Don't get all philosophy about you guys having a raging boner for someone that might as well not exist to you. She's slightly above average and if you haven't been banging chicks as hot as her then I don't know what to tell you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Frogacuda
No, but I just wouldn't be turned on by someone I would consider a five.Quote:
Originally Posted by Frogacuda
And this:
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... if you haven't been banging chicks as hot as her then I don't know what to tell you.
Frontathon in progress.
Slightly above average is completely, 100% fuckable. So is moderately below average until you hit around 40. I've sure as shit done a lot worse than Chobot and still felt better in the morning than if I didn't get laid. I live in a college town, and if you look at the female students at Rutgers, I would probably say well over 90% of them are fuckable.Quote:
Originally Posted by icarusfall
If the choice is "Who would you rather fuck, Chobot or a hotter girl than Chobot," then fine. The question is would you rather fuck her or not fuck her and if the answer is no, you like dicks.
Hey, I've done that.Quote:
Originally Posted by Frogacuda
*HIGH FIVE*
I need to resign from rampant fronting because a handfull of you dudes are rediculous.
There's nothing wrong with fucking someone you think is a seven or eight who other people may think is a four. People have their own standards on what they find is attractive. But if you're fucking someone you personally rate as a four, then that's just being desperate.Quote:
Originally Posted by Frogacuda
Yeah, seriously. Your dick may not be a special gift, but nor is it a charity event.
Look, real talk time.Quote:
Originally Posted by Nash
Although I can't find the article right now, I read a study a while back that said only about 5% of guys who go to a bar looking to get laid actually do on any one particular night, despite fronting to the effect of about 60% of them claiming they will. So if that's our base average (which we'll call "5") then most of them are going home alone. If one of these fives has the option to go home with a four instead of going home alone, he is, in fact, having a better night than most guys at that bar. Guys lie about getting hot girls all the time, and you're lying too.
This whole macho bullshit about only fucking girls you think are in the top 20% is bullshit. You're not an 8 dude, you're like a 5.2 and you're Asian. I'm like a low four. I'm going to bag a few threes on slow nights and I'm not going to feel bad about it. Yeah, occasionally I'll trick an eight because I know how to talk and that's a lot better, but get fucking real with this ridiculous fronting, it's embarrassing the rest of our gender.
It's not about desperation, dude, it's just that pussy is better than no pussy. That's just pragmatism, here.
PROOF WITHIN:
Tiger Woods bangs 10s, and is married to this woman:
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_07It2Ta6F8...+Picture-2.jpg
But on several occasions when no other woman was available, he fucked this girl. On her period:
http://thebiglead.com/wp-content/upl...ds-affair1.jpg
Tiger knows there's always a room and a warm bed in Threesville. You are not better than Tiger, you are just gay.
That first picture isn't Elin, it's another of his mistresses.
This 'any port in the storm' bullshit is just sad.Quote:
Originally Posted by Frogacuda
If you're fucking someone that you aren't attracted to then you really have no business criticizing anyone else's standards.
Looks like her, site said it was her...Quote:
Originally Posted by mannerbot
I never said I wasn't attracted to them. Just less attracted to them than the average woman. Who is still plenty attractive enough. I'm not saying ANY woman, but I am saying most women. Most women can get laid very easily. Why should I be too good for them? I think you're either being very disingenuous, or you're rating every woman who isn't ugly a 7 or more like you're IGN.Quote:
Originally Posted by kedawa
Nope, no fronting here. I'm no model, but most people find me attractive and I feel I'm good-looking enough, Asian or not (whatever that means), and confident enough to have landed girls who I consider are eights and nines, and from a wide range of nationalities, too (I think my wife's pretty hot). I've never fucked a girl who I rate as below a six. Sex isn't so important to me that I've ever felt the need to go that low. I just wouldn't feel good about myself.Quote:
Originally Posted by Frogacuda
Eh, I'd fuck your wife, and I'd fuck chobot as well.
Neither of them are as hot as my gf. :p
Totally disagree.Quote:
Originally Posted by Frogacuda
I've never done anything with someone I didn't think was totally hot.
I have a serious aversion to ugly people. I don't even like being friends with them.
I'm also fairly good looking.
So why do you expect anything more than that? Most girls are attractive and good looking enough, despite not being models.Quote:
Originally Posted by Nash
I'm half joking but Asian friends of mine always tell me they operate at a handicap with non-Asian girls because of their race.Quote:
Asian or not (whatever that means)
This is like saying you've never watched a bad movie or eaten at Burger King or drank a Budweiser. I just don't get why you feel you're disrespecting yourself for having some frivolous fun with someone who has the audacity to be "average" (and a five is average). God fucking forbid you settle for normal, right? What a load of shit.Quote:
I've never fucked a girl who I rate as below a six. Sex isn't so important to me that I've ever felt the need to go that low. I just wouldn't feel good about myself.
Why I should feel ashamed for fucking a girl of comparable attractiveness to myself. Why should you? You're basically saying that as a matter of principle women should fuck guys that are uglier than them, and it's stupid, unrealistic, and dishonest.
I never said I wouldn't fuck Chobot (I definitely would). I'm just saying I wouldn't fuck someone I'd consider a four.Quote:
Originally Posted by bbobb
It is only a handicap if they actually want to sleep with us. Since this is not the case, we are safe. :fail:Quote:
Originally Posted by Frogacuda
Out of curiosity, what do you consider a four? A four is just a little below average, not ugly by any stretch. I can't imagine being that fucking superficial.Quote:
Originally Posted by Nash
Your mom.
lol
Is that the first your mom in this thread? Cause if so that took too long.
Also, most exceptionally hot girls are terrible, terrible people, because they have no practical need to ever develop social skills. They talk in theaters and comedy clubs, they start fights for no reason, and they never shut the fuck up, because no man has ever told them to shut the fuck up, they can't tell good stories, they don't know how to be funny...
Don't try to turn this into a comedy scene thread.
I've never felt the need to rate women on a numerical scale to begin with, so maybe I don't really have a good grasp of your scale.Quote:
Originally Posted by Frogacuda
What I really don't agree with is the mentality that turning down a member of the opposite sex can only mean you're gay. Do you think every girl who turns you down is a lesbian?
I wouldn't have a whole lot of respect for a woman who just fucks whoever is available, and I'd be a hypocrite if I didn't hold myself to the same standard.
I'd fuck her. Shit, I've fucked worse. Much, much worse. Whatever.
Shit happens.
lol at the fronting in this thread. 90% of you guys fuck ugly women anyway. I guess there is no counting for taste.
you are also kind of fucking crazyQuote:
Originally Posted by icarusfall
Or she lives closer to your Wednesday morning doctor's appointment than you do so you hang out with her Tuesday evening.Quote:
Originally Posted by Nash
Hypothetically speaking, of course.
By "hang out" I mean fuck her at her mom's house btw.
Josh is a fine gentlemen. He would never actually do such a thing. He has only heard of such activities from the boys down at the port.
Hypothetically.
I was fondled and lord-knows what else once in my sleep. By two people. I remember waking up a few times saying "stop, I haven't showered," and "stoooop, I am drunk and they need me to turn off the tv!!234e3!!!1"
Not my best moment in life.
Man, what the fuck is going on in here?
I go out dick swinging. I'm normally not privvy to banging an ugly chick but there's a reason I love drinking.
This. And, no, I don't need to stroke my ego or bang a "4" to make myself feel confident. And it doesn't come down to my dick being "special" or whatever, it comes down to the fact that I'm not interested in boning ugly chicks. I'd rather do nothing. Seriously. It's not that fucking important to me and never was.Quote:
Originally Posted by Nash
(edit) And, to the topic, I'd bone the chick in this thread. I think she's attractive.
This chick doesn't have any bombs to drop.Quote:
Originally Posted by Chux
Say that when she's squatting over your chest.
Shit! Knowledge, bombs.
Not all guys act the same. Some guys only fuck really good looking women, so guys fuck no good looking women at all, some guys never get laid. This is the world that we live in.
You can't act like every guy will bang a 4. A guy who wants to have sex as much as possible before they die will (admittedly, a good chunk of all men). Don't get down on the people who seem to disprove your grand theory on which girls they would fuck.
Also: Me and Aurora are going to fuck. Soon.
2spicy4u
I used to be that way but not everywhere is filled with hot women. Those places are the worst because the actual attractive ones will have tons of guys hanging around. Sometimes I just wanna get off and I'll get whatever I can get for the night.
Also, a girl's ability to give head is crucial in the equation. I have an uggo on hook right now because the head she gives is magnificent.
Small titties. But I'd still hit the chobot.
She's just eye candy for the TV and doesn't play games, mark my words.
Does your mom play games?
Irrelevant because I would still hit it.
No, but I think demanding an unrealistically high standard of beauty and not being able to enjoy a normal-looking woman is a little gay. Sorry. If you're straight you should be able to enjoy a woman's body and not just some idealized concept thereof. I bang fours because I enjoy it, not because I'm desperate or I need to boost my confidence. Sure, I'd rather be with an 8, but it's cetainly more fun than staying home. I've had some fours that were great lays actually.Quote:
Originally Posted by kedawa
IBTNQuote:
Originally Posted by Razor Ramon
Beefy knows, he hears it from the basement.Quote:
Originally Posted by Razor Ramon
So only on TNL would a joke thread evolve (perhaps devolve?) into some study of what males say versus do etc... and that's why I love it...
she's pretty. She's got that nerd hot girl thing going. It's totally artificial, but that's ok. She probably doesn't play many games, but who cares (well actually cute girls playing games and working that joystick is kind of hot -- shit need a cold shower now)? She, just like munn or any other hot geek chick, is just milking us ugly nerds... but we like it, otherwise we gotta look at that nerdy g4 host...
For me, I don't really rate the whole woman -- I'm pretty much attracted to pieces of them -- nice smile, cute eyes, nice hair, nice boobs, smells nice (seriously, why do girls smell so nice!?) etc. I pretty much have no standards at all, except for really ugly girls... so yeah she is really cute on my scale (in geek mode of course), oh and my wife is hot, but I think she's leaving me cause I'm ugly and too nerdy, so... yeah....
Why is this even a thread you faggots.
How does this just get tacked on at the end? Yikes.Quote:
Originally Posted by ssbomberman
Good luck with it. Can't be easy.
Because apparently we are way to savvy for yes/no answers and need to duke it out.Quote:
Originally Posted by Thief Silver
You can always do that afterwards, when she's sleeping.Quote:
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