Dandruff!

I've got dandruff. Thankfully, not the huge snowflake greasy slabs of it, but I can't run my hand through my hair without tiny white flakes falling all over the place.
I've tried everything from Selson Blue to Head and Shoulders to that god awful smelling Neutrogena T gel. Nothing seems to help.
Have any of you faggots found a shampoo that does work? I've dealt with this shit for years, and I'm tired of it.

Fire.

you nasty.

dye your hair white and wear only white suits. Problem solved.

http://www.headblade.com/

AIDS will get rid of that nasty hair for ya.

I hope you never fix your computer.

T-Gel

wash your hair more than once a week

Eat better and lose some weight. Foods high in sugar and excessive perspiration have been evidenced to be factors in causing dandruff.