They should just kill everyone off but the hick and the chink
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They should just kill everyone off but the hick and the chink
I do like that they're keeping Shane around, but hope that it doesn't amount to him just being all WAAAAAAAAH the entire time.
Can't wait for all of the OMGPREGNANCYDRAMA with him around. Fuck, it's going to be so bad.
Re: the door handle, the rock and the sitting in church thing. I think it's just taking off from the jumping point of the original Dawn of the Dead.
Long shot of zombies milling about the mall, in the corridors, in the shops, on the escalator:
"Why did they come to the mall?"
"Memories...maybe?"
But for real, the rampant queening up about the behavior of fictional monsters in here is fucking bewildering. They're reanimated corpses walking around and eating people, what the fuck real world rule set do you think this follows? Talking like this is a documented medical condition.
It's reasonable to be critical of the way the show handles the zombies when they set certain rules or whatever and aren't consistent with them.
But I think only Mzo was really outraged by the rock or whatever, so "rampant queening" this is not.
They're either dead or they're not.
I was under the impression that they were dead.
There would be zombies in churches FOR SURE, that is where people would congregate and where they would admit the wounded. Same with all public areas, the ones who are there were either chasing food or that's where they died. I doubt a zombie became a zombie at home, worked his doorhandle to get out, gurgled out a "MMMAAAAALLLLLL" and shuffled over to the nearest one so he could hold some clothes in front of himself in a mirror.
I was also ramping up my outrage way past the point of how much I really care irl because it's fun; bonus points for fucking with people.
They don't just stay in one area the whole time though, they shuffle about for...forever? How long would the undead be undead? Do they just conk out after awhile? Can they starve and just drop dead again? It's all just made up behaviors. How about this: you're assuming a House zombie would stick to just doors to get out. Why couldn't it just takes a header out of a window for whatever reason? Sees something tasty outside and makes a b-line through the window. It's a zombie so falling out a 2nd story window wouldn't do shit to him. Gurgle, gurgle, stand up and mosey on to wherever. Everything written and seen on this fable says they seem to like to travel in packs, so maybe it would see another and just shuffle over to each other to hang out together. See one down the street and they shuffle down to him. In due time it could make it to a mall, a grocery store or a cabin in the woods.
Or it could just stand in a corner where it originally died until it gets shot in the head. You can pretty much make an individual zombie do whatever you want (as long as it's not high functioning like driving a car).
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Originally Posted by Rumpy
My main point was that a lot of people on the internet at looking at all these moments that are a little odd and are now thinking it's part of a story thread about how these zombies are different in some way.
I think the people behind the show are pretty much trained monkeys and the only reason needed for any of those events is that they would be cool to watch. There is no thought or explanation for any of this. Like the first season of Lost. So they still have time to pretend like it all was leading up to something in a couple of years.
u bros sound like u mad.
u mad?