I think I have a good idea.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kidnemo
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I think I have a good idea.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kidnemo
Paki.
Crazy with the wife:
http://www.the-nextlevel.com/tnl/att...1&d=1313908453
That's a cute pic, man. :)
Indeed!
Okay. So my 'day job' right now is this funky construction project. The guy I'm working for is renting the adjoining space to some bizarro dominatrix chick. She's nice but really weird ya know? Anyhow, I had to go into her space to access some plumbing the other day and I saw this:
http://www.the-nextlevel.com/tnl/att...4&d=1314290292
I literally burst out laughing and had to snap the pic. What do you suppose they get up to with that contraption? The possibilities seem like they could be endless.
probably so someone can lay down with their head in there and then the dom poos on them.
For the record, I've never seen a video with said box. It just reminds me of those sinks that people get their hair washed in at beauty salons.
Yeah man, that is 100% a face shitter.
What'll they think of next?!
I bet you don't really want to know the answer to that.
Why, thank you sir!Quote:
Originally Posted by Rocca
Note the moist wipes next to the shitbox. Makes clean-ups a breeze!
I'll note no such thing.
Yeah it was the combination of items in that corner that really did me in. I was laughing hard enough at what I was imagining that I'm sort of glad she wasn't there.
You think her customers prefer she eat all-natural, organic fruit and veg? or 3 Micky D's McRibs with large fries a day?
...maybe a Night Hawk TV dinner thrown in?
don't make it too obvious.
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if you look real quick, there's a monster coming out of the wall, wrapping his black claws around DocVal in order to bring him into dimension X.
Maybe I've just been reading too many early Marvel comic books...
No, that's just the greasy remains of the manager when they tried to cut off DocVal's food intake.Quote:
Originally Posted by Some Stupid Japanese Name
Wait, I had an idea about that pic... It was missing something.
There.
Reposted from the workout thread, me running a class at the new 44 fitness gym:
http://www.the-nextlevel.com/tnl/att...1&d=1315795545
(p.s. thats me in the grey on the left side of the pic)
I like those weight things.
Take pictures when they do hammer toss.
Kettlebells. I'm a big fan myself. Good stuff Kid!
Put a drop ceiling in or something. Giving motherfuckers asbestos
asbestos is better than HGH
Deer-antler spray, imo.
Giant bags of cocaine strapped to the ceiling up in this bitch
I think the guy at the bottom of the pic is trying to cop a feel of some chunky bootay.
I see nothing wrong with that.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dolemite
Been meaning to post this. This from an 88mph show last year. Everyone looks so young and I look so CRAZY.
http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphot..._2102929_n.jpg
I see everybody shaved that day.
You can never forget your lyrics when they are on a karaoke moniter.
I wish I had one of those. It's actually a vocal monitor, because I've only met one soundguy who has ever been able to give me a reasonable monitor mix. I bring everything I need to put on a good show every show I go to.
Its fun to rock out?
Is that really a question?
Was that a question?
Do you think it was?
A know a lot of people on TNL question their sexuality... not us though?
Do you talk like this before or after you fuck?
Do you enjoy butting into A/B conversations?
I missed Doc
C ur way out?Quote:
Originally Posted by Josh
For the few of you not on Facebook:
I went for a ride this morning and met my dad for breakfast. Perfect weather, some decent roads, all the bacon and French toast I could eat, and I was able to see family. Not a bad way to start a work day.
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Go go, Power Rangers!
I can't post my pic for security reasons but picture Advocate.
All that leather/armor will make a big difference if you go down. My dad has a scar that runs from his right wrist to his left lower back because he was wearing regular clothes when he fell off a bike at high speed.Quote:
Originally Posted by Razor Ramon
You can get some better looking gear is my point. Unless you're fighting crime or aliens that outfit is a bit garish.
Function > J Crew
What if I told you you can have both?
Well, J Crew's never gonna be for me, but I understand the sentiment.
Although really the idea of injecting fashion into motorcycle armor is just kind of funny to me.
Modern man, my friend. Armor you can wear on your bike or in the office and not look like a tool.
Yeah, you're right. He could still do a lot worse.Quote:
Originally Posted by Razor Ramon
Mark Ryan knows where it's at when it comes to dressing up on a motorcycle.
I have a fashionable jacket with armour built in.
Armour? Hot dogs? That would be one delicious jacket!
If my jacket was made out of hot dogs, I would eat it.
Baller shit :tu:
I find the truth of this statement to be in question.Quote:
Originally Posted by Josh
Everybody has a price.
I was told that every single bitch has a price to pay. 'Pon the dicks of NWA. What do you think about that?
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Yes, when I wear pants in addition to my usual jacket, gloves, boots, and helmet, I refer to myself as "full-on Power Ranger." See my Zord in the picture behind me? But really, the best gear can be a bit awkward to walk around town in. My jacket is cut so that the position on the bike is the most comfortable, and has pretty extensive armor (and double-layer leather in contact areas) in the event that Shit Gets Real.Quote:
Originally Posted by Razor Ramon
I have found that most gear that prioritizes style compromise functionality to some extent.
Bunch of queer eyes in here...
Only if you allow it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tones
What does that even mean?
Nice! Which bike is your dad's?Quote:
Originally Posted by Tones
YOU MIGHTY MORPHIN POWER RANGERSQuote:
Originally Posted by Razor Ramon
http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4114/...a29ee4bf48.jpg
It could be thisQuote:
Originally Posted by Razor Ramon
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Originally Posted by Razor Ramon
I look like an astronaut in my shit. Not super cool, but it is incredibly convenient. I ride too much to look cool.Quote:
Originally Posted by Thief Silver
Often, but not always the case.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tones
I'd rather Tones be alive, really.
Dad has the blue/black Ninja 500 in the front right corner.Quote:
Originally Posted by MarkRyan
Josh, that's a nice looking jacket. I know that I have seen it in the past; maybe you have linked it before.
You know what else is a nice-looking jacket? Your bad-ass Vanson leather.
I dunno, I think Ramon's opinion of how you should dress on a motorcycle is about as relevant as my grandmother's opinion of which video game I should play.
That could be said about most of his opinions.
More flash than substance imo.
I ride. I know what I'm talking about.Quote:
Originally Posted by MarkRyan
My grandma likes Wii Sports.
MarkRyan - just read some of your 250 blog, nice layout and enjoyable read. :)
Thanks man! Appreciate it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kidnemo
No problemo.
Everyone likes recognition sometimes! :)
I clicked on it because after signing the lease on the new gym, I'm about a 15 min drive on some nice back roads to get there everyday, so I'm looking at picking up an old bike. Originally I was going to get a moped, but a lot of it is 45mph+ with some gnarly hills so a 250 is a better compromise between gas mileage and "hill ability" haha.
Not sure if I am gonna get a ninja or some other 250 over the winter, but they are definitely one of the bikes on my radar.
Don't get a Ninja, man. Real men look like clowns on those things.
We know what you don't stand for, Ramon, but what do you stand for?
Not much.
And you sir?
Justice.Quote:
Originally Posted by MarkRyan
Of the final variety.
Yeah bro, start out with a literbike, or if you're a pussy, get a 600 CC bike. Oh, and turns are for fags. If you don't put your foot down while you round a corner at 5 mph, it means that you're gay.Quote:
Originally Posted by Razor Ramon
Haha shoooot!
I was originally going to get an oldass honda moped, like 1970ish...
...compared to that the ninja is super-cool-bro-dude city!
Honestly, I think old mopeds, scooters, and the ninja all look pretty cool.
That's not even what I was going for but I see someone is butt hurtQuote:
Originally Posted by Tones
The modern Ninja 250 is a great bike. On the group rides that I have gone on, they have kept up with the more powerful bikes just fine. The road is not a race track, and you are using half the gas of the guy on the 600 cc bike (and tires are cheaper, and insurance is cheaper, etc. etc.).
You know I give no fuck about your cc shit right? Just that those bikes are embarrassing for a grown man to sit on.
Since I misinterpreted your statement, may I ask what a real man rides? With so many criticisms about how certain gear and motorcycles look, this real man is one vain sonofabitch.Quote:
Originally Posted by Razor Ramon
lol at Razor suddenly having motorcycle opinions like he's been down forever.
Didn't you just get a license like 2 weeks ago?
I'm going to get my permit tomorrow! Haha, I've always wanted one but when I was 21 my 20 year-old cousin got into a motorcycle crash due to some old guy suddenly stopping his vehicle vertically in both lanes due to an old-man panic. That cousin had the bike fall on his chest when he couldn't avoid such a sudden turn in the car that was in the opposite late. It crushed his chest and it killed him. Took a lot of nerve for me to even think about going through with this. But since I was a child I've always wanted to ride.
Anyway, I just hate those Japanese looking bikes. They just look like big toys and an adult on them looks kinda silly. For reference, I'm buying the Cleveland Cyclewerks Misfit. Look it up, it's pretty classic looking. And I always like looking nice. It's my burden.
I'm gonna get my license Monday, incidentally (want to this week, slammed at work). Take the classes!
Everybody who failed the test didn't know how to operate a manual transmission on a car going in. Clutches and gears and RPMs were a mystery to them, no wonder.
All I want to do for the first week is get some cheap used bike and drive drills in the Giants Stadium parking lot.
I know very little of manual transmissions. My dad drove one when I was a lad until about 13. I know you have to look at the RPMs and that you can feel when the car needs to change gears. I do know what the clutch is and how to shift gears. I just don't know how to shift down on a bike.
I saw that one in GQ. Into it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Razor Ramon
They have other bikes that are pretty sweet looking, too. All dirt cheap so that's the only reason I can afford to get one.
It's not that difficult, it's just practice and knowing what gear you want to be in. Also: not sticking the bike in to neutral by accident, which happens a LOT starting out. :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Razor Ramon
All this jacket talk reminds me, I need to go get a proper leather one this week. I took the test with a one-size-too-big yellow raincoat type affair, it will not do.
All I have to say about sport bikes is that their performance is sublime. Even with my low-tier sports bike, the SV650, the acceleration and cornering is unlike anything else that I have experienced on the road. With modern design, form follows function, so the weird ducting and creases serve specific purposes.Quote:
Originally Posted by Razor Ramon
Now, for trundling around town, there are better machines than an outright sports bike. For NYC, the Misfit is probably a good choice.
They don't give you a loaner at the school?Quote:
Originally Posted by YellerDog