Oh a group buff, not a damage buff for yourself. MY BAD. YOU STILL SUCK.
No I take it back, it's not a group buff. How is that description not the exact same thing as putting up diseases.
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Oh a group buff, not a damage buff for yourself. MY BAD. YOU STILL SUCK.
No I take it back, it's not a group buff. How is that description not the exact same thing as putting up diseases.
Still probably better than any ret we have.Quote:
Originally Posted by FirstBlood
Fuck PvP so hard. ..but fuck PvE servers even harder.
edit: STOP TYPING SO MUCH, ASSHOLES. I WAS TALKING TO MZO
Hi Ed
Cry me a fucking river, paly fags.
Hi Daved!
Drew's recruitment thread makes me so happy. SO HAPPY.You're a rogue, you don't get to talk. Ever.Quote:
Originally Posted by arjue
Pallys go through ups and downs.
Rogues haven't been weak, like, ever. They have white people problems at worst, meaning they take not being able to kill everyone in one stun to mean that they got nerfed as if any other class can fucking do that.
I'm not complaining, i love my rogue, i just think its weaksauce for paladins to be upset when they have been awesome for so long. 50% of palys are just bads that switched because they sucked at their original class. Same for rogues in pvp.
Being as I was ret in Vanilla I get to cry as much as I want to, because it is my party.
Early Thursday morning, after years and years of fairly regular trying, Garr finally coughed up the second binding for my warrior. Late that night, in a "Fuck it, why not?" run, Rag gave in and I got the Eye for my main. About time.
Cool story bro. Grats on 60.
Chux, she was doing more dps than kyo at 82...
What?
my dk ;p
That had nothing to do with anything going on. Also I grouped with a Ret paladin who only had the rep epics and the weapon from Magmaw pulling 14k on Magmaw (12k before the damage phase).
We're just bad.
A weapon is the primary dps boost of melee classes, and other breaking news from six years ago.
I'm a little removed, but that is less than half of what top end damage for that fight is in 10 man on world of logs. It's also about 10k less than the bottom dps from my old guild on that fight.Quote:
Originally Posted by Thief Silver
Basically I'm asking this as an honest question: were these numbers impressive or terrible? Does going from a few epics to full 359 double damage at 85? I'd believe it based on the way damage changed from Naxx till ICC.
I'm just telling them to get a good weapon :P Ret can do good damage, if they need a good weapon then PVP for the points for one.
no one will pvp with me ;_; i only got 4/5 games for this week -.- and i mentioned the dk's damage in reference to the comment about her just hitting 85 and being better than any ret in guild, in other news i changed my wep from the foe reaper to the crit/haste one from throne of tides since i was over hitcap and managed to bring my dps up to 13k..but hopefully next week i can afford the pvp weapon >.>
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kyosalad
okay dahv
For those that give a shit Paragon is 13/13 heroic now, so the first tier is done.
That's actually a pretty fucking long time (for the top guild in the world who plays 6 days a week for over 12 hours a day, which is not an exaggeration) considering there was no gating involved.
This is about what it was like in BC, before you started playing.
It pretty close to BC time frames now that you mention it, well at least sunwell.
Edit: actually I take that back, Sunwell was gated so the first day if came out Kil'Jaeden wasn't even really there yet. So, they're kind of hard to compare.
I hope they fix 10 man heroics before we get to them so bosses that aren't Halfus, Chimaeron, Conclave, and Maloriak aren't completely undoable (without stacking a different comp for each fight)/straight impossible like Heroic V&T.
New archeology vendor prices are posted, I might bother trying to farm a little more for Zin'rokh once they go live. Shame it's still a piece of worthless bullshit designed around RNG inside RNG inside RNG, but maybe we'll get lucky and the group that designed it will all get prostate cancer for their sins.
Raise the child well and be sure to fuck him, or else I shall come back and kill you both.
Sadly, the end was cut off a little. I present to you the thrilling sexual adventure of Caninecunny, the black human Warlock.
At the end, I promised to finish inside her ass, but pulled a trick and got her pregnant. I demanded she raise the child well and fuck him when he comes of age, or I would return and murder them both.
Sweet, sweet canine cunny.
Oh shit it's Moon Guard Goldshire!Quote:
Originally Posted by TrialSword
I had just the most fun ever fucking around there while drunk.
What the fuck is going on here?
You don't know about Moon Guard?
Basically it's the most fucking nuts RP server out there and Goldshire is 100% of the time like what is going on in that picture. The funny part though is that almost everyone at the INN is an alt from someone who plays off server and thinks it's funny to go troll there. The actual RP community of the server doesn't go there, so when everyone makes fun of Moon Guard for having a bunch of gay RPing faggots, they're really making fun of themselves because it's guy like Trial and myself going there to troll that makes it the way it is.
That shit is glorious.
You have to experience it for yourself.
Make a female character and go to the inn then strip naked and dance on a table. Give yourself a real sounding name and don't have a pet out and SOMEONE WILL try to cyber with you. One time we got a guy to give two of us 5k gold a pop (during fucking BC) to have a threesome with him. Protip: for extra amusement go the AH and check out the prices of shirts and dresses, shit is insane because people want crap to RP in.
TrialSword wins this thread.
Is there an item that makes you look like a boomkin now or did Method really use 20 druids to get the world second Neferian HM kill? Paragan and their 12 druids doesn't look so silly now:
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It's Potions of Illusion, a lot of those people aren't druids.
lol why does lucent have another mage in RF again
Because he wuvs us.
Because he desperately seeks validation.
oh chris, you can validate me anyday
Okay?
What's it called when Dairs gets a girlfriend? Invalidating hurrr
Dairs tried to use a coupon to buy some new prosthetic legs, but the store wouldn't accept it. It was invalid
Hey fucktards!
Fucking start doing shit so we hit the goddamn xp cap every day.
If you're not going to do a fucking thing then we need to start inviting random retards who are leveling to make sure we hit the cap.
We've been retardedly low lately. Like 20-30% of cap every night. We'll cap tonight from raiding at least. The problem is that we only have 41 accounts in the guild including at least 10 people that never log on/haven't played in years.
I'm pretty sure that guilds that cap every day are up to level 15 and we're still level 13 : (
They're all nearly 15, yeah. It's time to start inviting every retard in SW looking for a guild to level with IMO. There's really no excuse for not hitting the cap and the next few perks are all really freaking good. Not to mention the heirloom helms at 20.
On one hand, it's something we'll get eventually. On the other hand, rezzing with more health and mana and moving +100% faster when dead are AWESOME
In all truth, why not invite every person who wants a leveling guild? Sure they want to take advantage of the 10% xp boost, but we'll be taking advantage of them for guild xp as well so it evens out.
And we might even get some decent people out of it.
Isn't there a limit for how many people can work towards weekly XP gain?Quote:
Originally Posted by bbobb
No, but there is a limit to the amount of random assholes shitting up our guild.
So there's no limit to XP gain for the guild?
Why haven't any of the super large guilds finished leveling then?
There are daily xp caps as well as weekly rep caps. Or maybe the other way around.
Anyway, my internet is still out from the storm. I may not be able to log on tonight D=
Leave them in the asshole rank and they don't do a goddamn thing to shit up the guild then.Quote:
Originally Posted by Vlos
You assholes don't want to do anything, so fine, get people in who will get guild xp.
There's no excuse for not hitting the cap every day.
What about the excuse "it's just a game"?
Dear Rampant Fronting: Get ye to Exalted, we just earned our Dark Phoenixes.
In celebration of our Nef kill, this picture was made.
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http://cyberstrata.com/art/selkis.jpg
Niiice! Also LAWL
Mzo, I miss you, fix your shit.Each character has a personal weekly cap to how much guild rep they can earn. Each guild has a daily cap to how much xp it can earn. There is no limit to how many people are allowed to contribute at once to the guild xp.Quote:
Originally Posted by Opaque
I am 12k guild rep short of a dark phoenix. I am so sad.
Not like we'll have another tank or healers anyways Mzo ;p
8.8k rep left, suck it old man
6.2k left, suck it both of you.
Too bad that's still two weeks away, 3.5k weekly cap is dumb.
Hope you enjoy riding the mount I got you.
Hope you enjoy the perks from all the guild xp I got for you.
That would work if Vlos wasn't this week's top guild XP contributor. They even have it up on Armory and everything!
If you combine both of my characters I am either close to or the top guild xp lifetime contributor, and I don't get the advantage of the easy raid guild xp.
So yeah, if anyone wants to say I don't do my part for the guild they can feel free to suck my dick.
Chill duuude, we're merely having fun at your expenditure.
Just for that you get more minimum range shenanigans. :p
BTW, when are you going to be on this weekend? Want to try finishing up the last few achievements? And were you guys able to get Headed South for Mech? If not we should def help him get it at some point, we owe him that one.
Owe him for sucking your dick? Nonsense! That is a privilege for him and part of his hobbies!
Blizzcon announced. Weekend of October 21. I think I'm gonna try and go this year, just for shits and giggles.
Realtalk: Hey vlos, wtf is your problem?
Wait what?
It's called Amblyopia and I'm pretty sure he doesn't want to talk about it!Quote:
Originally Posted by bbobb
http://www.the-nextlevel.com/tnl/att...1&d=1297430400
Wow you actually still have the shops you made?
That shit's on Facebook forever, dawg.
It just goes on and on
I warned you bro
You seem to have a problem with me and I want to know why that is.Quote:
Originally Posted by Vlos
I think they had a hard time working out two 10 man groups because the guild is full of faggot whiners and package deals, and then to top it off a couple of people were missing last night. While they're trying to figure out what to do you were like "lol wassup I never play" and Vlos and Josh were like "shut up" and that was it.
Unless there was more that I didn't see.
lol wassup I never play
Is bbobb one of those terrible part time guys that thinks he deserves a raid spot when he decides to show up?
Not really.
Then Vlos is a dick.
I love you bbobb
My exact problem is vlos specifically saying "we don't want bbobb in because he's a nigger and has poor spatial skills"
Now I may be as black as the night and as I've said while I would really have liked to get in especially since you were missing a tank, whatever no big deal. Although not being faggots about it would have been nice (looking at Josh on that)
Saying I play poorly and that's a reason to not invite me? This I have a problem with.
Not trying to be a dick: do you play poorly?
I ask because I want to know if he had no tact it turning you down or if he was just making shit up to be a dick.
Vlos has two separate chat windows with different channels, one for each eye. He probably forgot which one he was typing in.
I don't think he's even been to a raid yet.
So yes, Vlos is a faggot and as far as I can tell the majority of our supergroup lolraiding team (other than George and Chris) is as well.
25 man raiding it more enjoyable in some ways than 10 man, mainly very little of this bullshit that's going on right here.
Downed Council last night, so just Cho'gall, Nef, and Al'Akir left in 25 man. Everyone seems to dread Akir on 25 man though.
Start focusing on 25 man IMO.
I like to think it's the second one, bbobb. Just for reference, we had about 10 runny vaginas, 2 groups trying to kill raid content, and 3 or so AWOL niggers stepping on our balls last night. You've tanked shit for us when we were first starting our raiding and you didn't do anything that would make us say that you suck. You don't suck, I'm sure the timing of whatever offhand comment in guild chat sucked.Quote:
I ask because I want to know if he had no tact it turning you down or if he was just making shit up to be a dick.
It's over, we all love each other again, the make-up sex was amazing.
We tried to make one this week and had like six tanks, four ranged, nine healers, and melee dps as far as the eye could see. We'll try again on Wednesday but it seems like everyone went melee right before ranged classes turned overpowered for PVE.Quote:
Originally Posted by Thief Silver
:cry:Quote:
Originally Posted by FirstBlood
You don't count because you've already made it clear that you don't give a fuck which team you're on and just want to play the game. You know, the way true-RF-niggaz roll.
Alright, if you can show up all the time we'll take you. We have a billion tanks though.
Edit: Make Mzo gear up Caduceus as a shadow priest and you can totes take his spot.
Roll up your mage IMO.
I don't think it's fair to include Josh in that, he didn't really decide who was going where.Quote:
Originally Posted by FirstBlood
yeah but Gilme was being a faggot about being with Josh.
Josh shoulda been like "Nigga U Gay"
But you're right.
Who were the group 2 tanks? Mzo and Palatu? Is he gonna work out?
Yeah he was fine.
Two Pallys isn't ideal though, obviously.
We had that new warrior tank, Ult, on Weds. He was pretty good, sent me a mail apologizing for missing last nights raid. He said something personal came up and he normally has good attendance. We'll see.
