‘Never worry about the problem. Always worry about the solution,’
-Shaq
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‘Never worry about the problem. Always worry about the solution,’
-Shaq
Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks. Lick on these nuts and suck the dick.
-Snoop Dogg
Deep.
So deep I put your butt to sleep~~?
Deep.
"I get no respect!"
Rodney Dangerfield, your mom.
"What happened to just fallin in love with a nigga with a bus pass -- just cause you love the nigga?"
-Eddie Griffin
The Big Aristotle, indeed.Quote:
Originally Posted by kingoffighters
". . . infected with that oddity of distorted entropy called life . . ."
-Robert A. Heinlein "Stranger in a Strange Land"
"Your mother"
-TNL
"B-I-G-P-O-P-P-A. No info for the D-E-A. Federal Agents mad cause I'm flagrant. Tap my cell and my four million basement. My team supreme stay clean. Triple beam lyrical dream I be that."
Notorious BIG.
I always thought it was phones in the basement BUT WHAT DO I KNOW
Hopefully this ...Quote:
Originally Posted by Mzo
edit: now Mzo has me second guessing myself. Is it phones in the basement? checking google.Quote:
Originally Posted by Josh
Well at least you know I didn't copy-paste it. I always thought it was what I posted. Mzo is right ... he may go on life knowing Tap my cell and the phone in the basement.
Of fucking course it's phone in the basement. How the fuck does it make sense otherwise? Four million basement? Really?
"Yo, this is how I'm comin' for the nine deuce
Another fat, fat track
So Rhythm D, pour the orange juice
And let's relax while sippin' on 'gnac
Because it's like that
I'm cautious of ho's,
so Paperboy wears prophylactic
I wear a jimmy for the skins
Cuz it's a long trip
Front row seats,
Aiyo I know she's on the nine inch
Just to get a piece of the green
But she's an undertaker
Now know why the Paper
is an around the world heart-breaker
Me be singin' first,
but yo, had to have a breakdown
Playin' you fools, so now you know
why my belly's round
Takin' the rap back up
and scoopin' up crowds
just like a steel shovel
Not from the ghetto,
but yo, takin' me to another level
Let the beat ride,
but hold on to your women, G
Cuz now that I'm rich
so many women wanna do me
It make a man say "damn"
I'm finally taxin'
more than your homey Sam
But let me speak for the weak,
I mean the rookies
My time is held up,
extremely for cookies
Just let me clock
this groove in ninety two
Hey, you don't bother me
and I sure 'nuff won't bother you
And ah, you just watch
a brother flowin' like Niagra
Think before you step,
because these niggas
just might stag ya
Although I'm labeled with the black fade
It's gold D's on my four and gold Lex,
cuz I got it made
I broke the veto once again
because I had to
And just like Jody Watley,
baby girl, I can have you
Just let me work this track,
and yo, any way is ok
Your place or mine,
all night until the next day
Uh
Do the ditty if you want to
Because then I can see
if I want you
Just do the ditty-ditty
if you want to
Because then I can see
if I want you
Now here we go from the top
Second verse of the same song
With the conclusion,
All should be happy for the ding-dong
It's just a mad park a grip, G
It's like, every brother that i
see be like, "Do you remember me?"
A hustler, and it's on
with more hoes to lego
Keep 'em chunky like Prego,
so they can play with my Eggo
I have a tendancy to flow,
start off with my own groove and
Pick up the mic, and all of a sudden,
I see high movin'
Guess it's like magic,
and Paperboy is the magician
If I was a vacuum
I'd be suckin' up competition
Let it ride again, and yo,
believe I got my own thing
Straight Bahama hoes so miss me
with the chick from Soul Train
And I'm a break my note,
just to show up token
Tote on his ass
when I scoop him,
cuz we bud smokin'
A black man tryin' to make it
and that ain't no fair
But just like BeBe and CeCe,
I'll take you there
Huh
Now here we go
Uh, let's take a trip to another land
Park a grip, come back
and watch the hoes tan
Jump in the Lex-o,
and roll out to my cabin
Believe me, my brother,
More hoes than you can imagine
All on the ding-a-ling,
just because the gold rings
But I'm like a so but yo,
you ain't heard a damn thing
Make sure you got the jim hats,
strapped for protection
Because to me,
my life is more than my erection
And give me a hand,
if you a fan, it ain't over yet
Cuz doin' the ditty with Paperboy
makes the ocean sweat
Leave you kinda startled
like the funk off of fritos
Make you man jealous,
while hoes cheese like Doritos
It ain't my fault,
I lay the piper with concern
And I ain't from Mount Vernon,
but a brother's money-earnin'
And for those disagree,
and then jack, that's a pitty
Just bob your head
for Paperboy and the ditty
Yeah "
Who owns a $4 million basement? It doesn't even make I don't even know what
I also thought this was for actual quotes. Not bullshit lyrics.
triple beam lyrical dream is my super robot final attack
"After you have lived oh so many years, the times changes sometimes right along with you. But we also could just look at are watch so the pot won't boil. And this is as if we were stopping time itself."
-Daxflame
His basement is really expensive, ok?Quote:
Originally Posted by dave is ok
"Ayup"
-Melvin Junko
this thread sucks
-icarusfall
watQuote:
Originally Posted by Dunlap
"Ladies and gentlemen, get down there and suck my buddy's cock!" - D.T.
"Your fucking cum is dripping out of my pussy." - 15 minutes ago from the girl I'm seeing on our way out of Applebees. Other awesome quotes followed, but I'll leave it there.
Why do white women like black men?
"Because we eat cold eels and think distant thoughts." - Jack Johnson
Three possibility:Quote:
Originally Posted by Pineapple
1) You fucked in the bathroom.
2) You fucked right before you went inside and had the fastest dinner ever.
3) You fucked a long while before this happened and are seeing some gross bitch who doesn't know how to clean up.
If she's the kind of girl you take to Applebee's...Quote:
Originally Posted by Opaque
"I wish Got-Next was still around, so that you could go back there."
SSJN
"The fact that you let me under your skin so easily pleases me beyond words."
Andrew