Apparently some of the reactors have already begun to meltdown and the Japanese government is trying to avert an all-out panic (says CNN and CBC in Canada). Interesting. The CBC reporter basically hung up mid-conversation to drive down to catch a flight and get the hell out of there. I wonder how far the radiation will spread if the plants go?
Would have been better if the jokes were actually funny and not just meant to shock. I should give him a few tips on writing zingers.

