Considering her diet and how poor she is, I'd think she see diarrhea as free lube.
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Considering her diet and how poor she is, I'd think she see diarrhea as free lube.
Of course, the atm would facilitate the diarrhea. So, win-win?
So late one night about eight or so years ago a couple friends and I were drinking and one of us passed out. A couple hours later, passed out guy suddenly stands up and starts undoing his pants. We ask him what he's doing, and he waves us off, rezips, and walks into my kitchen. We follow him to find him pissing into my sink, and the following conversation occurs:
Me: What are you doing?
Him: I'm trying to save Buu.
Me: What?
Him: I'm TRYING to SAVE BUU!
Other friend: We should probably let him finish before he starts pissing on the floor.
He finishes, walks up to us, and waves us over as though we could go next, and then heads back to the couch and passes out again. When he woke up the next day he claimed to have no recollection of any of these events.
Buu is a Dragonball Z character, in case anyone was wondering.
A DBZ character that lives in your sink and requires urine in order to survive?
I should have watched that show more!
Yeah...I don't remember that episode.
It was in one of the movies.
gohron = buttplant without the professoring
You don't piss where you drink and you don't shit where you eat. Rule number one when it comes to growing up like a civilized person. All you fuckers pissing in your sinks are god-damned cavemen.
You know why you don't piss in your sink? It's meant for shaving, brushing your teeth and banging your girlfriend when she feels kinky and wants to watch herself in the mirror. So why not save yourself the effort and just wash your face with your piss, wear it as cologne if you like, hell I imagine it smells better than some of the shit I've been assaulted with, but fuck you if you think you're ever going to be invited to my place.
Someone had a bad experience with this.
It's ok, you can tell us.
Oh I've had all kinds of fun with bodily functions, both mine and occasionally others, but I've never done that. Sicko.