Why Not Just Pee Down the Sink?

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Originally Posted by station82o

atm

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There is your problem.

Ok What the fuck is this shit? Also why is it that THIS IS THE THREAD that brings Chemist back to post.

Why not indeed, if it's good enough for Big Daddy Peas it's good enough for the world.

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Originally Posted by Thief Silver

Ok What the fuck is this shit?

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Originally Posted by Razor Ramon

http://www.the-nextlevel.com/tnl/att...1&d=1271972002

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In your quote, the apostrophe in "taco's" is flashing, but not in Drew's original post. Quite strange it is.

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Originally Posted by Mman

edit: am I the only person who has peed in a cat box?

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I did this when I was a kid and my mom thought something was wrong with the cat because there was so much pee. I also peed on the cat once.

Edit: I also peed on a night light once, but that didn't end up so well. It had this indentation in it that to my three year old brain related to the tip of my weiner, so I lined it up and let it go. My weiner escaped unscathed but I did get shocked in the chest.

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Originally Posted by Chemist

I am not sure how they do it in The States, but in Canada not all the pipes in a house lead to the same sewer system. Toilets lead to sanitary systems were the waste is treated at a treatment plant, all other drains like sinks and showers lead to the storm drains that discharge into a body of water completely untreated. All the piss, and vomit and oil and whatever you dump down the drain goes directly into the local water source.

Thus another reason you should use the drains for what they are supposed to be used for...

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Sounds to me another reason why I don't think I'll drink tap water if I go to Canada. <zing>

They have to treat the water that goes through those pipes at one point. I mean, there's no way that dirty water like that is simply recycled in a nation like Canada, is there?

Sounds like Canada is fucking terrible and letsproducts like bleach go right down the bathroom sink during cleaning and into the water supply.

Or Chemist is wrong.

I live in Toronto, and all of my drains connect to the same sewer. I really have no idea what Chemist is talking about.
The only place I've lived where the drains went to different places was a farmhouse that was set up that way to take pressure off of the septic system.

Yeah. I'm wrong. I was thinking if outdoor sewers and floor drains

All drinking water is purified and filtered before you drink it.

Some countries more than others. As I now know.

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Originally Posted by station82o

doesnt the smell of your raw open ass conflict with your appetite?

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I like the smell of my raw open ass the way I like the smell of my own farts. Doesn't mean I grab a bag of chips to munch on every time I have to take a shit, but it hasn't stopped me when I'm really hungry from enjoying whatever I brought in.

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Originally Posted by kedawa

My shit smells like freshly ground pepper, but I still wouldn't eat while on the toilet.

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2 days ago I woke up to eggs and bacon being cooked and it smelled fantastic, but I had to take a massive crap. I grabbed a plate and a fork, loaded it up, ground some pepper on it, and enjoyed every bite while unloading the previous nights dinner.

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Originally Posted by Gohron

In your quote, the apostrophe in "taco's" is flashing, but not in Drew's original post. Quite strange it is.

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You really can't figure out why?

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Originally Posted by Chemist

Yeah. I'm wrong. I was thinking if outdoor sewers and floor drains

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It's the same here.

We have radio and television campaigns stressing the fact that if you just dump shit into the street it's going to go straight to the ocean. Those sewers are there to collect rain water and not really intended for anything else.

Anybody ever take a shit in a litter box? I was tempted on a dare once but decided against it, I guess it would be funny if you were 21 and hammered.

I would imagine your turds are bigger than the box.

I don't know how this topic isn't dead in the water.

Because it's important, dude.

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Originally Posted by kingoffighters

I would imagine your turds are bigger than the box.

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I bet you have little rice turds.

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Originally Posted by Razor Ramon

I don't know how this topic isn't dead in the water.

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Razor lofts his hands up the in the air and exclaims "Icky Icky" when he gets pee on himself. He just doesn't know.

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Originally Posted by Netwurked

Razor lofts his hands

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Oh yeah?

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Originally Posted by Razor Ramon

I don't know how this topic isn't dead in the water.

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There is no water. That's why we're peeing in the sink.

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Originally Posted by Josh

Oh yeah?

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Mmmmhm.

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Originally Posted by Josh

You really can't figure out why?

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No. It's not even completely flashing, just part of it. Being that my computer is old and shitty, some things like this occur from time to time. If you have an answer, I would love to hear it though.

I'm not going to explain this. Are you a retard? My mind is fucking blown.

It's Fucking Science!!

I've never pissed in a sink before. Of course, I've never gone ass to mouth either.

Which is worse:

Going ass to mouth or diarrhea during anal?

Ask your mother for clarification.

Considering her diet and how poor she is, I'd think she see diarrhea as free lube.

Of course, the atm would facilitate the diarrhea. So, win-win?

So late one night about eight or so years ago a couple friends and I were drinking and one of us passed out. A couple hours later, passed out guy suddenly stands up and starts undoing his pants. We ask him what he's doing, and he waves us off, rezips, and walks into my kitchen. We follow him to find him pissing into my sink, and the following conversation occurs:

Me: What are you doing?
Him: I'm trying to save Buu.
Me: What?
Him: I'm TRYING to SAVE BUU!
Other friend: We should probably let him finish before he starts pissing on the floor.

He finishes, walks up to us, and waves us over as though we could go next, and then heads back to the couch and passes out again. When he woke up the next day he claimed to have no recollection of any of these events.

Buu is a Dragonball Z character, in case anyone was wondering.

A DBZ character that lives in your sink and requires urine in order to survive?
I should have watched that show more!

Yeah...I don't remember that episode.

It was in one of the movies.

gohron = buttplant without the professoring

You don't piss where you drink and you don't shit where you eat. Rule number one when it comes to growing up like a civilized person. All you fuckers pissing in your sinks are god-damned cavemen.

You know why you don't piss in your sink? It's meant for shaving, brushing your teeth and banging your girlfriend when she feels kinky and wants to watch herself in the mirror. So why not save yourself the effort and just wash your face with your piss, wear it as cologne if you like, hell I imagine it smells better than some of the shit I've been assaulted with, but fuck you if you think you're ever going to be invited to my place.

Someone had a bad experience with this.

It's ok, you can tell us.

Oh I've had all kinds of fun with bodily functions, both mine and occasionally others, but I've never done that. Sicko.

http://www.the-nextlevel.com/tnl/att...1&d=1300242754

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Originally Posted by Josh

I'm not going to explain this. Are you a retard? My mind is fucking blown.

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Well, if you'd like to be a dick about it...

Of course I know about flashing text on the board, but I wasn't aware there was a way to make half of an apostrophe flash.

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Originally Posted by Error

You don't piss where you drink and you don't shit where you eat. Rule number one when it comes to growing up like a civilized person. All you fuckers pissing in your sinks are god-damned cavemen.

You know why you don't piss in your sink? It's meant for shaving, brushing your teeth and banging your girlfriend when she feels kinky and wants to watch herself in the mirror. So why not save yourself the effort and just wash your face with your piss, wear it as cologne if you like, hell I imagine it smells better than some of the shit I've been assaulted with, but fuck you if you think you're ever going to be invited to my place.

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POTY

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Originally Posted by Cowutopia

I've eaten while I've taken a shit before.

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I feel efficient when I eat on the shitter. No time wasted replacing shit lost.

last night, i had to go piss during brushing teeth, and so after, i tried it - right there in the sink. It was in a way nice and liberating, but I also felt strange guilt about it so i took my bottle of bathroom disinfectant and cleaned the sink.

I'd be annoyed if I found out someone had pissed in my sink.

Aren't you from Pickering? I'm pretty sure even the women pee down the sink in that uptight town.

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Originally Posted by Drewbacca

Aren't you from Pickering? I'm pretty sure even the women pee down the sink in that uptight town.

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Fucker don't you even start. You're from Ajax.

You're both from Canada. Arguing about which collection of igloos and polar bear skins is better than the other has no purpose.

I'm not even from Ajax. Still - highest grade average in Durham for schools. We pee down the sink by choice. Not because our toilets are broken and we don't know how to fix them.

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Originally Posted by Josh

You're both from Canada. Arguing about which collection of igloos and polar bear skins is better than the other has no purpose.

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Everything's relative!

Your mom is relative.

Yes, as my mom, she is instantly a relative.

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Originally Posted by PaCrappa

I like science.

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http://i.imgur.com/WtnoM.jpg

bunch of fools! I HAT3E THIS PLACE!

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Originally Posted by Drewbacca

Yes, as my mom, she is instantly a relative.

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Me and her made you another instant relative last night.

Nine months is hardly instant.

Think cosmically, man.

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Originally Posted by Opaque

So this just popped into my head and I don't see any reason why you can't.

I mean it saves just as much water as when people don't flush except it's doesn't just leave pee sitting in there. You wash your hands after anyway, so soapy water chases it down. Is there any reason not to do it this way?

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this just popped into your head? I thought this when I was like 6. It's a drain, you can wash the pee that collects around the sides... you can just pee down the sink. Just make sure nobody see's you because it's FUCKIN' DISGUSTING!!

Pee's not so bad.

What about poop?

http://www.the-nextlevel.com/tnl/att...1&d=1301446394

My co-worker put up similar fliers about one of his friends who had to fuck on his couch and left the condom there. The East Village was never funnier.