Me too! Reflex actions are always good for a laugh. We used to fire a 12-gauge into the river before going swimming, just to be sure.
I'm pretty sure I went to high school with the third dude there. He may or may not have been nicknamed "Cricket".
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Also: Frog Gigging!
We had a 'kill on sight' rule about snakes. (Except for green snakes, which were awesome and harmless)
It was a fun rule!
No Snakes Allowed.
A cottonmouth'll ruin your day/night.
Red and yellow, kill a fellow. Red and black, Shaq Attack.
What's great about the suburbs is that you're almost guaranteed to hate life because you live an hour away from work, face rush hour traffic (unless you go to work early or get home late, oh boy!), and spend whatever iota of free time fine tuning your yard and getting the most out of your divorce paperwork. No thank you.
Srsly.
I can walk to work!
I can walk to the bar!
I can walk to both at the same time!