God bless 3D discussion topics.
"Hey, you wanna' know why that thing that works can't possibly work?"
"I've been wondering that. Please do tell."
"Because you have to look at one point while focusing on another. We didn't evolve for that. Such an action violates the mechanics of the human body almost as badly as wearing shoes with padded soles."
"Shock. Gasp. Something that unnatural would surely get in my way while I enjoy the natural process of percieving a rapid slide show as smooth movement."
"But it gets worse."
"How is that even possible?"
"You have to wear glasses to see the 3D."
"Fuck! Glasses? You mean those things that are so difficult to don, wear, and remove? I mean... at least glasses aren't as complicated as pants. But still...Fuck!"
"Yeah, thank God we don't have to wear pants to see a movie. How inconvenient would that be?"
"I would never watch another movie again."

