The Owl - Feedback

icarus, are you getting many regulars now? Seems like you change the menu a lot, do you notice certain items being the most popular?

The menu is there to bring people in. They keep coming back for the specials.

Have you tried making the gastronomnomnomical equivalent of drone music yet?

I think that's just a salt-lick?

Broken glass-lick.

Oh, I was called arrogant today when I said we were the coolest restaurant in town.

I asked if I was mistaken.

They said it didn't matter because the owner can't say that.

So, are we?

Even if you are, you can't be the one to judge.

So, we are, or we aren't?

I"m not telling you.

I'll take that as a "we are."

When you own the place, you can say whatever the hell you want.

"Bigger than Jesus Christ" imo

If you have the scratch, you should get photos of you crossing your arms and smiling, then put up billboards around town that say "COME GET SOME"

Your ad should be a picture of your nuts with "that's right, bitch" in 36 point Helvetica with" the owl" underneath it in 12 point.