Grand Theft Auto 5

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Game acquired today. It seems that my store didn't have any midnight buyers, or at least my wife didn't see any sales of the game on any of the register logs that were submitted for the time frame.

A few paparazi missions, a few street races, a few medals earned in the gun range, some catch with the dog, an over the top bizarre avant garde movie screening, a BJ from a ho that my wife walked in on seeing, a few vigilante missions done by running the perps over. It's been ok so far.

The city's vastness and detail is honestly incredible.

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Originally Posted by Some Stupid Japanese Name

Nawk nawk nigga!
Fucking dialog is pretty damn funny.

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Big Dog, Big Nuts!

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Originally Posted by cigsthecat

Avoiding the flash mob was a great decision. Just walked in and got a copy in five minutes. I'm looking forward to seeing if there's any accurate representations of the valley. From what I've seen of downtown around the convention center they did pretty well.

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The Beverly Center is spot on. I also found what looks like the Getty Center. I have yet to check out the Griffith Observatory or UCLS. I love this shit.

You can punch while swimming. I really hope I get to punch a shark or something.

The Boat Chase is awesome and hilarious.

holy shit the lifeinvader press conference

holy shit

This game is blowing up your first wall in Hyrule Field while doggy style banging Pamela Anderson Lee who is blowing Miley Cyrus's strap on, everyone tripping acid

I may just play a few hours, sell it, and wait for the PS4 version.

Lost of graphic shenanigans.

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