Who Will Bite it First? Place Your Bets!

So who will die first? This was started in the Life is Good thread and now we'll let TNL weigh in. The winner will dance on the loser's grave. Defecating may be a possibility depending on ability and age.

Razor Ramon:
1. Heavy drinker
2. Has unprotected sex with some questionable women
3. Doesn't know how to drive and is buying a motorcycle
4. Lives in the fast-paced New York City
5. Has been known to start fights with larger gentlemen.

Josh:
1. May have stomach cancer
2. Meat makes his tummy cry
3. Drinks
4. Musician
5. Lives in poverty even though he can opt not to

I'll add some positives later.

Add Poll. Selection Ramon.

Then change to Josh when realize it's who you think, not who you want.

I'm gonna go with you Razor. No real reason, I just believe Josh's "I don't give a fuck" attitude a little more than I do yours and that's the secret to a long happy life.

I'll bring you with me.

This isn't even close. I'd lay 10 years and still take Ramon.

Heh.

I'm taking Ramon on this one just because Josh's girlfriend seems pretty reasonable and will probably keep him in mostly good health and/or give him a reason to live.

Someone give me Vegas odds on this.

Razor is likely to go blind from stroking his own ego so often which increases his odds. I vote for him.

Josh is a vegetarian and lives pretty stress free. He'll probably live to be 100.

I don't want either of you to die, but Josh seems to live a more reasonable and stress free life. Hopefully we won't find out the results for many years.

What about some Razor HIV positives?