TNL Get-Together: Nor-Cal Edition, Jul. 21

When: Jul. 21, all day
Where: San Francisco, CA
Why: I'm lonely
How: I'm telling you what city we'll be in, but I'll update this when I figure out a spot for whoever is showing up
Who: Anyone who wants to come, really

So yeah, this Saturday was just me, Yellerdog, and Cowdisease. It was pretty fun. I am pretty sure I was hitting on some 40+ year old woman, I cannot be sure.

Anyway! So let's have a bigger turnout this time. I'm giving you all a month and some change to get shit straightened out to attend. I'll find a place where we can drink and maybe eat but I need to know the size of the group first before choosing it. Speakeasy Brewery was great but it's far from downtown so I'm ruling that out. I'll choose somewhere in the heart of the city so we have great public transportation and a lot of other fun stuff to do.

So go ahead and let me know if you're planning to attend. It should be fun!

I'll be driving in from Sacramento if anyone needs to get picked up along that route. Well, something might come up, but I'm in for now.

Barring any catastrophes, I'll be there.

I really dig Speakeasy beers, but have never stopped by the brewery. I really need to do that one of these weekends.

I live very close to it. If you wanna go before this I'm willing to swing through for a drink or two. It's cheap as fuck at $3 a beer for anything on tap. Just don't expect a lot of people.

Yeah, Speakeasy was rad.

I will be there.

There's no way you'll be here. You hate leaving Rochester, let alone the whole east coast.

Youre just afraid the teeter totter effect of me going from one coast to the other will drown you.
It will.

Oh the huge manatee.

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Originally Posted by Razor Ramon

So yeah, this Saturday was just me, Yellerdog, and Cowdisease. It was pretty fun. I am pretty sure I was hitting on some 40+ year old woman, I cannot be sure.

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Oh, you definitely were. She was a 45-year old lawyer and you tried to convince her to move to NYC because that's where the big money was, but she didn't want to because of her dog.

I can't remember some of the things you told her, but it was hilarious to the point that I was rolling at the bar. I do recall that you told her that you were going to go home later that night and masturbate. Instead of being repulsed, she quickly referenced the Joe Montana SNL sketch where he would say exactly what was on his mind. She was a much better sport than the married woman & friend you and Yellerdog were chatting with earlier that night.

So yeah, fools, you better come to this. If what happened this past Saturday was just a sample of what's going down in July, it's going to be an awesome time.

I don't remember any of that. Seriously. Oh well. I'm sure some people had fun. I know the wine guy was fucking enjoying himself to these shenanigans.

Hahaha that wine bar is a regular after-work spot, I'm sure I'll be hearing about this. I have a vague memory of anything that happened after a certain point.

Great meetup! Gotta make it out to Southtown at some point. By which I mean "I actually need to show up".

Can someone please make this thread a sticky?

Skeet skeet skeet

I'm gonna be moving around that time (don't have a date pinned down), but if it's not the 21st that I'm moving then I'll be there.

Where ya movin'?

Somewhere with less Ramon.

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Originally Posted by Some Stupid Japanese Name

I will be there.

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I'll come too.

We can have some east coast/west coast thug warfare. Represent!

Can you jokers go get fucked?

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Originally Posted by GohanX

I'll come too.

We can have some east coast/west coast thug warfare. Represent!

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Originally Posted by YellerDog

Where ya movin'?

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Pacifica! So not far.

You really should make sure this ONE DAY is free for us. Or don't. Up to you.

Like I said, if I'm not actively in the middle of moving that day, I'll be there.

I genuinely don't give a care if you come or not.

Evidence suggests otherwise.

No DNA no dice.

So ca i stay with one of you, or can you direct me to a nice hotel? I will listen to anyones recommendation except ramon. Not looking for jokes.

I can maybe provide a couch to crash on for a night. Moving into a place with a couple of ex-Suicide Girls, hilariously.

That's in Oakland though, so you might get stabbed. No promises.

Look up hostels in the city.

You better be at this one Mark... who else am I going to talk to about not really caring about MMA anymore. I'll lend you Ramon for a day to help you move.

I would totally do it, too. I help everyone move so long as they buy me a beer and a slice after.

Well, Anth and co. never gave me shit. In fact, I brought over an entire case of beer for them...

Ramon has always been a bottom.

That's where all the power comes from.

>_>

Hell yes, I will be there!

I'm thinking 21st Amendment Brewery since it looks like a small group is coming and we can maybe get a table. Who knows. Let's hope.

Looks like they have some decent food there.. so I'm down.

Let's do this. Somebody talk Compass into showing up.

There's absolutely no one else I want to meet more. I hope he does show.

Thank you Razor, for picking a place less than a 10 min walk away from where I'm staying! :tu:

If I were to go I'd stay here

http://www.greentortoise.com/san-fra...stel/index.php

Reaffirming that I'm in for this.

Someone should bring PaCrappa to this.

I don't think he'll come. He'll see I planned this and think it's a waste of time.

Youll have pot right? Wink, wink.

Tell him to bring his little band!

And pick up M so I can hit on her!

You're coming?

And no, I hate pot. I had to get rid of some huge bag of it because a guest left it here.

I'm thinking about it. Pa or M would seal the deal.

Im not enough for you?

You're enough for everyone. (Get it, it's a fat joke.)

I doubt either Pa or M will bother. Come if you're reading this! But, I still doubt it.

Why the fuck would you ever leave your Game Cave for San Francisco?

Let me check flights I'm like 80-90%.

To give your midget ass the beat down that has been years in the making.

Sadly it'd be about $350 right now to come to this.

I get to meet Doc AND Razor at the same time? This is going to be epic.

And that ain't bad Thief, I just paid $359 for a one way flight from Cle to SF. Or just ride your bike!

I'm not that big a deal. Doc is an animal, though.

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Originally Posted by Brand X

I get to meet Doc AND Razor at the same time? This is going to be epic.

And that ain't bad Thief, I just paid $359 for a one way flight from Cle to SF. Or just ride your bike!

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It's really just more than I want to pay, I should just plan further ahead, maybe come out there in the 'winter'. I definitely wanna go to SF and visit Yellerdog. The rest of you are just huge bonuses.

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Originally Posted by Razor Ramon

I'm not that big a deal. Doc is an animal, though.

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Literally, Doc is a Chupacabraj.

I used http://www.cheapoair.com for the first time and found tickets for a little over $300 from Dallas. Surely Denver is cheaper!

I expect Razor will buy me a beer and Sum Dum Nip San will give me a handy under the table for this.

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Originally Posted by Brand X

Literally, Doc is a Chupac

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"Only Wave Existence can judge me." - Chupac

I'm unemployed. I'm not buying anyone shit.

Wait. So, you're telling me you were in this place, dressed like that and NOT getting paid?

http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-...80208804_n.jpg

He's the Latin Lex Luthor.

That would be completely ok.

The Dark Knight Rises comes out the day before this get together is taking place. I might come over to SF on Friday and see it with a few friends or I might see it as a TNL morning after date with Razor. ;) No one knows the future.

when I saw that pic in the Style thread. I thought he looked like a skinner and cooler Pitbull(rapper).

Texas needs a get together. Do it.

N-E-T-W-U-R-K-E-D IN SAN FRANCISCO!

You coming to this, Doc?

Razor informed me that we have to call each other by our real names and not our internet names, IRL. And he now knows my last name, this is creeping me out.

Ramon never ceases to live in Ant's shadow.
You will call me some stupid japanese name or you will buy your own lunch. Also: Razor Ramon.

You will buy me lunch then.

None of you call me razor. Only people who play street fighter or have known me as a kid. Or Netwurked.

Buying you drinks is contingent on getting to call you Razor around women.

Oh man. One week away!

So do we have a definite list yet? Brand X just invited his tripping balls cab driver to join us. Will be fun!

Hey man, he played Jerry's guitar, he's cool.

Totally legit.

There was no doubting his legitimacy.

What time? Still set for 21st? It looks like I actually will be moving that weekend but hopefully I can grab a couple of hours for this.

Oh, I was just going to PM you.
SO THIS IS THE PLAN FOR SATURDAY, JUL. 21, FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO ARE ATTENDING

Where: 21st Amendment Brewery. The place has a ton of decent brews (I'm partial to their black IPA) and some food, although I don't know if we're going to commandeer a table. We'll probably just take up the bar.

When: 5 P.M. I talked to Brand X about this and he wants a balance of enough time to talk while not getting shit faced too early. Soooooooo, let's aim for a 5 p.m. time. We can hang around, talk, do whatever, and whoever wants to go out later that night (I may call it early since I've been getting hella sick from drinking these last two weeks) can. We'll be in a great part of town for anyone who wants to venture around.

Atendees
-Raz0r
-Brand X
-Cowdisease
-Yellerdog
-Mark Ryan (tentative)
-SSJN (tentative)
-sedition
-No One
-Doc Holiday (tentative)

If anyone else wants to come, now is the time to vote in the poll or let me know so we know to look for you. Also, I'm SUPER BUMMED no women are coming. Cockfest confirmed.

Most of you have my number anyway, so you can call me whenever. I'll be around. I'll probably start drinking in my house just because. Transportation in this city isn't a problem until close to midnight. Taxis are VERY expensive. I've paid $25 to get to a shorter distance than I have paid in NY to go through different boroughs. It's silly shit.

BONUS: I will be going to watch The Dark Knight Rises on Friday if anyone wants to join me. I'm just bringing a 24 oz. and going at around 10 a.m. for those cheap ass $6 tickets. I'd love company but it's a movie so it's not like I'll be talking anyway. If you want in just holler.

Will you insist on sleeping naked if I stay with you? (fingers crossed)

My place isn't exactly friendly to overnight guests. I had a girl over and one guy not getting laid complained once. He was dealt with but I don't want to go through that every time someone stays over because I'll be bound to punch him in the face.

I'll fuck him if it means I get the couch.

I'll have a car there and don't drink... so if anyone needs a ride let me know. I'm used to driving drunk people around.

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Originally Posted by Some Stupid Japanese Name

I'll fuck him if it means I get the couch.

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I'm pretty sure no one is allowed to sleep on our couch since seven other roommates may want to use it. Seriously.

Why is it that mexicans are always crowding into cars and apartments?
Is it the same concept as when you swaddle a baby?

Well, I'm the only Hispanic man who lives here. Two others are of Middle-Eastern decent and then the five white guys. It's a very huge house, but the common areas have a ton of rules to them. Go figure. Either way I am pretty sure in this thread I posted about not being able to house anyone.

Im not just anyone though.

All the free food and beer i have given you over the years, i cant even get some floor space?
You aint right man. You aint right.

Shit I forgot to check back on this thread. There's a film screening this weekend I'm a part of and won't make it. I will hit SF this fall and until then Raz0r's free to call me a faggot.

We all are.
And do.

Anyone is free to crash on my couch if they want, except Doc because he's being a faggot.

So this is tomorrow. We all know the time and place now so just show up. I'm not really posting on TNL anymore so I won't read any posts if they're important. But many of you have my phone number so shoot a text, or you can e-mail me. Don't PM because I won't read it. If you don't have my number, contact someone else. I suggest Brand X, Cowdisease, or Yellerdog.

Looking forward to shooting the shit with you guys!

lol.

See you assholes tomorrow! I just drank some beer from 21st Amendment and it tasted like melon. It was gross, I didn't choose it. Don't get the melon flavored beer