Super sexy english. Mmmmm...
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Super sexy english. Mmmmm...
I hope they get the real joe pesci to do that fat little fuck of a guy from teh first game. He can't be that expensive
Something else new that's Bayonetta-related!
...but it's a Gonzo movie, so it'll most likely be terrible and full of obvious, cheap CG effects.
Sorry.
that animation looks like the first episode of a tv series that goes from "okay" to "complete balls" by the second episode
That's Gonzo's forté!
That's exactly what happened to Coyote Ragtime Show.
This really should have been given to Madhouse. I'll watch anyway since it's Bayonetta, but i won't expect anything spectacular. Hopefully it will be better that the DMC anime at least.
Who did the hellsing adaptation?
Get them to do it.
Which one? If you mean the original, it's actually the same guys!
That's not a good thing!
But, yeah. Get Madhouse to do anything and I'll watch it.
Fuck you!
The first half of the original hellsing was great!
Jan's "impotent god" speech from the OG dub is so, so good. Couldn't find a clip on youtube to share, unfortunately. Could only find the Ultimate version.
So that movie did its theatrical run and hits home (in Japanville) on the 24th. Supposedly it's good action scenes and still-frame everything else. I hope it doesn't suck. It will.
Still no release date yet (only said to be later this year), but a new trailer:
she's really spanking that horse
Shame this is wii u only. :(
I know one of you mogs has that thing. Go play it at his house
hey, it needs something
If only all the people whining about this had bought the first one when it was new, maybe it wouldn't be. As it stands, Nintendo's willingness to fund this one is the only reason it's coming out at all.Quote:
Originally Posted by EvilMog
I bought it the day it came out. Not my fault.
Why are we placing blame on people like this is a failing charity again?
If only that whiny Bayonetta fanbase had bought a Wii U, Nintendo would be in a completely different situation right now! 10,000 more sales mean EVERYTHING
That doesn't make sense either. He wasn't saying that the Bayonetta fanbase could have saved Nintendo. He's stating a fact that Bayonetta was saved by Nintendo. Why anyone would bitch about something they either never intended to actually support, or on the other hand, bemoan that it exists instead of not existing, is totally beyond me.
Whoops! misread that post.
How do you know they didn't?Quote:
Originally Posted by Space Pirate Roberts
come on guys, back on topic
Bay is so adorbs
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her short hair is so adorbs
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and lets hope this is an unlockable costume
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Why are people still bitching about this being on Wii U?
I'm surprised Sega was disappointed with the first one's sales. It sold over a million copies. Did they seriously expect more than that given the genre it's in?Quote:
Originally Posted by Space Pirate Roberts
To be fair, Sega also published Vanquish and Anarchy Reigns, which came out in a relatively timely manner after Bayonetta. I guess the sales of all 3 averaged out to below par of their expectations.
To be fair to what? Platinum specifically stated that Bayonetta sold less than they expected it to.
All of Platinum's games performed poorly for Sega. Bayonetta was the only decent one. Platinum's producers didn't even listen to feedback from Sega on how to make their games sell better so that's why Nintendo had to fund 2.
Platinum blamed Bayonetta's sales on poor marketing. Is that the kind of thing you're referring to?
You prefer the company of men.Quote:
Originally Posted by Fe 26
Sexually.
:lol:
Most of those were at vastly discounted prices.Quote:
Originally Posted by NeoZeedeater
Same with Valkyria Chronicles.
Like anyone buys games new.
Because it didn't do 1 million in sales until it hit $20. Launch month sales, and full retail prices were really bad.Quote:
Originally Posted by NeoZeedeater
60fps trailer
http://api.viglink.com/api/click?for...140214_tre.mov
<3 the Sega logo. I guess they own the IP.
edit: Also pay close attention to the upper right corner of the case.
Nintendo Costumes added for Bayo 1.
Slutty Princess Peach a guarantee? It's going to be like a college Halloween party up in here.
The best kind of Halloween party.
Kamiya hates the box art for Bayonetta 2.
http://mynintendonews.com/2014/06/10...tta-2-box-art/
I don't get it. It's literally the same font as the first, but blue with a crescent moon behind it.
The character art is, I guess, kind of stock? And the big ugly "BAYONETTA INCLUDED" probably could have been a sticker on the shrink wrap. But eh. They'd have to print, like 100 stickers for that though.
Bayonetta being included is amazing, and even better, it is said to feature 60fps, Off-TV play, the new touchscreen control option, and dual English/Japanese language options according to Bayonetta 2's official site.
Yeah, I'm very curious as to how the new version will run. I'm hoping it'll maintain 60fps 100% of the time (unlike the 360 and waaaay unlike the PS3 versions) with zero tradeoffs, but no skin off my back if not (since it's a free port lol). Also, I would love for this version to have a code that unlocks difficulty levels. Being able to jump right into NSIC would be a godsend, but I doubt they'd include a way for me to do that.
http://kotaku.com/why-hideki-kamiya-...box-1589176761Quote:
Originally Posted by George
It's because somebody above him pulled an "orange and teal" on him. All that yellow... sand(?) was added and the formerly yellow 2 now stands out as the only red thing on the box aside from the goofy callout up top. I understand where he's coming from. Unfortunately, sometimes marketers ruin art.
Good news/bad news time: the downloadable version WILL include a code for Bayo 1, contrary to previous interpretations of the announcement. Bad news: so will the boxed version - Bayo 1 is NOT on the disc.
To follow up on the previous post from two months ago, Nintendo has since clarified that the physical release of Bayonetta 2 will include a disc for each game.
Today they announced that the NA release date is October 24th.
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Bayonetta 2: The witch is back on Oct. 24. The game features over-the-top battles with wild weapons that take place in gorgeous set pieces. A new snake transformation lets Bayonetta better navigate underwater. The original Bayonetta game, complete with some Nintendo cosplay options for the powerful heroine, comes bundled with the retail packaged version of Bayonetta 2.
No news about a preorder/Club Nintendo bonus?
Good news all around.Quote:
Originally Posted by Geo
I'm on this like Oprah on a baked ham.
Jealous of Europe.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BwuPYhrIQAAUuXx.png:large
Fuck you NOA, fuck you.
God damn it. I come in here all excited after the Direct, and I have to see what a douchebag Reggie is again.
I am well aware of the likelihood that the game would be made if Nintendo didn't fund it, but we could all have that LE if this were on any other company's platform.
There are a hell of a lot more "ifs" involved
:P I'd be happy to get it, but it sure looks like a flimsy cardboard box that i'm not very upset about missing.
Considering we're getting both Bayonetta games, I can't even complain. Especially when the games have the best outfits.
But hopefully the LE can help sales in Europe.
So, no LE for us, no preorder bonus, no Club Nintendo bonus?
Sounds like classic NOA.
you're all missing what's really important
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BwuMmwiCMAAjxn3.png:large
Furonetta?
Foxenetta IMHO.
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Originally Posted by Finch
ILY.Quote:
Originally Posted by Finch
I don't get why people are frothing over the EU special edition, it's like an extra game case and a pleather art book. Big deal.
The weapons and the VR mission-like things look really cool, excited! I wonder if the bow is called Kafka and it's all insecty because of Kafka's metamorphosis.
FROTHING
It's the principle. NoA dicks us at every turn, from the Club Nintendo rewards to lack of limited editions to NOT RELEASING THE YOSHI REMOTE.Quote:
Originally Posted by AstroBlue
Now that's a star fox!Quote:
Originally Posted by Finch
I'm usually annoyed when people keep quoting the same pic over and over.
But I love scrolling passed this so much~
At least you know exactly what you're gettingQuote:
Originally Posted by Yoshi
It's a shame this will sell like dogshit.
I'll blame it on you if it does.
Bayonetta is the only game I paid $59.99 for and never resold.
What I'm saying is: you're welcome.
I imported it; get in line.
I don't think that helps it get localized though.Quote:
Originally Posted by Yoshi
If it weren't on Nintendo hardware, that wouldn't matter.
Heyoooooooooooo.
I tried to support it!
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If they have to have a Bayonetta character option with non-human ears, Nei would have been a cooler choice than Fox.Quote:
Originally Posted by Some Stupid Japanese Name
Sega had their chance.
But there are still Sega references in Bayonetta 2.
Now that you mention it, do you think all of that Sega music is still going to be in the Bayonetta port?
I don't see why they would remove anything from the first game since Sega's name is still on it in addition to Nintendo's.
Bless your beautiful heart.Quote:
Originally Posted by Some Stupid Japanese Name
ssjn, what do you want for a copy?
i think it's about as likely as Bayonetta in an Alex Kidd or Asha suit as far as "cool Sega characters that no one knows about anymore"Quote:
Originally Posted by NeoZeedeater
okay you know what...
there should be a bunch of Sega costumes
and Time Gal for no reason besides Time Gal
I'm gonna buy this. New, near release date.
But I really don't care how it does at retail.
They shouldn't of released it so close to SSB; when was the last significant game released for Wii U? Mario Kart 8 in May?
Edit: Hyrule Warriors doesn't count.
you guys worry too much. It well sell. Nothing else good will has or will ever come out for the wii u.
True, although stranger things have happened (Penguin Land in Hyperdimension Neptunia and SG-1000 in Hatsune Miku).Quote:
Originally Posted by Finch
References are just neat bonuses anyway. I only really care that Bayonetta 2 plays as well as the first game. Maybe if I'm lucky they will make a Wii U bundle with it since I don't have the system yet.
maybe we'll at least get a cute sonic haircut that makes her look like ryoko from Tenchi. Or double fox tails like tails.
oh, oh, maybe big boobs from Valkyria Chronicles? That would be a cool outfit.
alas, they will probably waste any sega related costumes.
http://www.the-nextlevel.com/board/a...1&d=1256147501Quote:
Originally Posted by AstroBlue
Don't get the furry thing going here but damn that lady is classy in a white dress.
Poor Bioshock 2.Quote:
Originally Posted by Some Stupid Japanese Name
The entire premise of Neptunia is that the Sega Neptune sells alongside the PS3, 360, and Wii and the Nepgear sells with PSP and DS.Quote:
Originally Posted by NeoZeedeater
and i just realized why Neptunia Mk 2 is called Mk 2.
I wouldn't put anything game-related past the developers of Neptunia except making a good game that isn't mucked up with embarrassing pandering
Sega owns the IP so yah this is a threeway co production with Sega even getting a bit of money for doing nothing.
For the first Bayonetta they were involved in you know, fucking up the PS3 port.
no... that can't be real...
it's too much
Fuck yes.