Guacamelee

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhocking.

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Originally Posted by A Robot Bit Me

This is what we get when people who have never read a book try to create entertainment.

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A fantastic game? Not all entertainment relies on narrative or writing.

I am highly entertained by piledriving motherfuckers.

On the bright side, Strider 4 being out means it'll have stiff competition for Most Boring Metroidvania of the Year.

4? I don't even know how I'm counting that. I'll stick with "reboot."

I think you may not be aware of a recently announced strong contender for that title.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkxsifan3Ns

Oh my god. You all suck. Guacamelee is fucking awesome. The references are lame but they're just goddamn pictures in background. Ignore them and focus on grappling fools, turning into a chicken, and being impressed by how the moves you unlock are used for both navigation and combat.

The battle this year will be fierce indeed.

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Originally Posted by bVork

Oh my god. You all suck. Guacamelee is fucking awesome. The references are lame but they're just goddamn pictures in background. Ignore them and focus on grappling fools, turning into a chicken, and being impressed by how the moves you unlock are used for both navigation and combat.

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Also: The wonderful animation & music. I don't get why anyone would hate this game.

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Originally Posted by bVork

being impressed by how the moves you unlock are used for both navigation and combat.

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The rest of your post seemed serious but now I think you're being sarcastic.