Important Shit: The Poll

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Holy shit, I have no idea. And that worries me.

Will report back after finishing this Kentucky Bourbon Barrel Ale.

I unbutton my pants because I need to get my hand in there to push up behind the balls when I'm done. Gets rid of all the trapped urine so that I never dribble on my pants by accident.

Underwear flaps are not a puzzle that's meant to be solved.

Also: This lacks an option for 501s.

501's are built for blow jobs. There is nothing sexy about a girl unzipping your pants that can match the violent throws of locking eyes and undoing a set of buttons.

It's too bad the poll couldn't accommodate an "I only pee sitting down" option.

Also, I never spit into the urinal prior to using it. I think I'm with a very small minority of people there.

Boxer briefs, went with the boxers option.

Vagina here.

I almost always sit down to piss.

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Originally Posted by dog$

Also, I never spit into the urinal prior to using it. I think I'm with a very small minority of people there.

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I never do either. I think it's gross when people do.

My mother raised me not to spit in public, ever. It's always a bit disgusting when I see other people who were not similarly raised. My mother hated Titanic solely for the part where Jack teaches Rose how to spit.

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Originally Posted by Mzo

Boxer briefs, went with the boxers option.

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I went with the first option. But I wear boxer briefs as well. Really, in this climate it's the only sensible option.

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Originally Posted by dog$

It's too bad the poll couldn't accommodate an "I only pee sitting down" option.

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I am a toilet riding pussy.