I officially change my vote FROM the bunny TO the fetus...that makes the votes even...come on, SOMEBODY vote the fetus and make PaCrappa happy.
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I officially change my vote FROM the bunny TO the fetus...that makes the votes even...come on, SOMEBODY vote the fetus and make PaCrappa happy.
Sorry Sir Squidly, I vote for the winning team. Fetus it is. :lol:
We'll have no Floridian recounting here gentlemen. I appreciate the sentiment and would change the results if I could but I must abide by what the voters have decided for me. I will bear this burden with dignity as a reminder to all that democracy does work.
Pa
You are a true fellow, honorable among gentlemen.
The squid NEEDS some one!
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Originally posted by Tones
You are a true fellow, honorable among gentlemen.
No no no, PaCrappa, hold on a second! The fetus is the true winner, here! Allow me to explain:
On the last night of the polls I'm am the local community center watching over all the voting and what-not, and things were looking slow. Not many votes going for anyone, quiet night, all was calm, etc. Then, just 15 minutes before midnight, a huge, and I mean fucking massive crowd of moles rush in and vote like it was armaggeddon. 10 minutes later, no bullshit here, they all split and I'm left with one giant mess of ballots and mole feces.
So here I am, looking at the clock, and I think to myself: "Shit, if PaCrappa checks the poll it'll look like he got that stupid rabbit, but in actuality, the fetus is obviously the true winner!"
Since then I've been in a mad rush to tally up the votes and present them to you here. Sorry for the delay, it's been mad down here. So Pa: For fuck's sake, man, ditch that bitch avatar and get with the fetus! Please, before swarms of the squinty motherfuckers chew my fingers off!
Hahaha, Kaneda, you fuckin' rule. So I guess Fetus wins. :D
Haha... The fetus wins by a landslide!! Woohoo!!
I've stuck with the little fella since the first page. I knew he could do it!
Whew! Much better.
Ya know, it's funny cuz I had forgotten that nearly one third of the world's starnose mole population lives in West Seattle. I had also forgotten that they are nocturnal little voters and as such jumped the gun in pronouncing the bunny a winner. It's too bad too because he fought the good fight up and down the campaign trail and managed to convince more than a handful of misguided voters that his was the just cause and the one worth their one and only vote the world.
Kaneda, well played. Kudos to you for staying so late at the community center. Democracy would surely have faltered and stumbled were you not there to champion the vote of the common mole. It is a great service that you've performed here, for God and country. I thank you, your message board thanks you.
Pa