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Ick, you insult my taste sir, we duel at dawn. :) *-neoQuote:
Originally posted by AFX
Anyone else notice that the amount of virgins on this board is almost directly equal to the amount of people actually excited about DOA V-Ball?
And for the record, I haven't been excited about DOA Volleyball for 5 or 6 years now.
Yeah, and guys have to deal with one of the worst offenders of all time: Sweaty Nuts. Doesn't sound bad? Probably thinking "What could be so bad about sweaty sack?" Everything. Nothing worse than being at work for 6 hours out of an 11 hour shift, using the bathroom, and noticing that your boxers/briefs/panties/whateveryouwear need to be peeled off. And then you have to walk around for the rest of your shift that way.
Bah. I was done with that by the time I hit 17, and I doubt youre like that, Mr. Hero.Quote:
Originally posted by Hero
don't forget that we have to get in fights and act like jerks to keep masculinity up...
*sigh*
We're such jackasses as collective, aren't we?
Hello, childbirth?Quote:
Originally posted by Orochi
Oh, my Christ. On top of that, my side of the species gets to skip out on fun things like menstruation and its successor, menopause.
Dont think we have it so easy, though... Um... We, uh.... Were prone to losing our hair. Thats it.
Right.
:)
Heheh. God, how could I forget that one?
The nice lady who delivered my son was WAY too excited. Not about a new child, but about the process. After it was over, shes taking care of the afterbirth, cord and all of those fun things, and shes like "Mr. Bun"-er-"Mr. Orochi? Would you like to take a look?" I decline, she holds it up anyway. I look away, and she nearly yells, "LOOK!"
Odd.
My wife was a trooper, though. She slept through all but about an hour and a half-two hours of her labor. The time awake was spent watching "All in the Family" on TV Land (Hi, EThugg!), and eating sausages. Never cursed me out, started screaming, or anything. Worst she got was "God DAMN that hurt..." after one particularly nasty contraction. No drugs, on top of it all.
yeah, but as a collective, I dunno how well guys shine...Quote:
Originally posted by Orochi
Bah. I was done with that by the time I hit 17, and I doubt youre like that, Mr. Hero.
Girls have their moments as well.Quote:
Originally posted by Hero
don't forget that we have to get in fights and act like jerks to keep masculinity up...
*sigh*
We're such jackasses as collective, aren't we?
Or have you seen another dude wearing the same shoes as you and said something to the effect of "That fucking slut, who does he think he is...look how tacky and cheap he looks...he's wearing my shoes!"
Bite me jackass.Quote:
Originally posted by AFX
Anyone else notice that the amount of virgins on this board is almost directly equal to the amount of people actually excited about DOA V-Ball?
I think you're overreacting. You peel your nuts off your leg, and you move on.Quote:
Originally posted by Lordmrw
Yeah, and guys have to deal with one of the worst offenders of all time: Sweaty Nuts. Doesn't sound bad? Probably thinking "What could be so bad about sweaty sack?" Everything. Nothing worse than being at work for 6 hours out of an 11 hour shift, using the bathroom, and noticing that your boxers/briefs/panties/whateveryouwear need to be peeled off. And then you have to walk around for the rest of your shift that way.
Then again, you seem to occasionally wear panties, so maybe those create particularly unpleasant sweaty sack incidences.
And let's not forget the unpleasantness that is friction burns on your jimmy from masturbating too much!
Ermm....:confused:....
I think I'll leave now. :sweat: