27 years on me and still waiting to get up to the plate.
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27 years on me and still waiting to get up to the plate.
15, a virgin, and not ashamed =)
I saw her a few times after that, and she absolutely refused to even look at me. It's not like I knocked the door open on purpose, it just so happened that my mind was, uh, "preoccupied" to notice. And I didn't exactly hear her say anything when the door opened either.Quote:
Originally posted by Rich
OMG LMAo!!!! it's not often I actually fall out of my chair laughing, but this did it. It'the hardest I've laughed in ..... 2 hours since I watched How High lol. Hey lord, ever hear from that chick again?
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Originally posted by Kaneda
Me and Cyco (or Emily)...see, I'm still alive.
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hey she is kinda cute but i don't know what the hell that thing is next to her.
:bang: :stupid:
The funny thing when you're young and getting nookie is that you start to think of all those positions and things you saw in porno movies and try to do them. But within the span of 2 minutes you realize you're making an absolute ass of yourself. I sure as hell wasn't going to be the next Ron Jeremy or Mr. Marcus at age 17.
no one wants to be the next ron jeremy dude.
She bitched at me for a while, but it was over IM so I was reasonably safe. Yesterday I saw her in person and she was over it, but she did beat me up a little. I didn't seem to mind.Quote:
Originally posted by Tones
So how'd the fiasco end up working out, Kaneda? If you don't mind sharing, that is.
Heh, ok. (What else can I say?)
It doesn't look he minds.Quote:
Originally posted by Tones
So how'd the fiasco end up working out, Kaneda? If you don't mind sharing, that is.
If you guys do it again, try at get it on the webcam. I\'ll suspend the board rules for a little while, and who knows, maybe we can get a feature out of it! It would probably kill our bandwidth, though.Quote:
Originally posted by Kaneda
She bitched at me for a while, but it was over IM so I was reasonably safe. Yesterday I saw her in person and she was over it, but she did beat me up a little. I didn\'t seem to mind.
Anyone else notice that the amount of virgins on this board is almost directly equal to the amount of people actually excited about DOA V-Ball?
And for the record, I haven't been excited about DOA Volleyball for 5 or 6 years now.
It makes all the difference my friend. :)Quote:
Originally posted by OmegaFlareX
It was a lot more enjoyable than I had expected (probably because I love this girl with all my heart and it was more emotional than physical for me).
Me? 1990, I was a junior in high school. My girlfriend's mom had a catechism class Friday nights in town and I'd show up to meet them and spend some time with my GF. We went to the top floor of a parking garage which was totally deserted ( I lived in a very small town). I had a backpack with a pillow, some towels, etc with me. We did it under the stars for about an hour. I think I did pretty well ,considering. That became our Friday night ritual for a few months. :)
I'm 16 and I'm not in a real hurry. I got involved in a relationship a little over 5 weeks ago and it has been great. Sex will probably come in time, but probably not for a couple of months.
What, the thing with the La Blue Girl shirt or the thing on it's chin? :lol:Quote:
hey she is kinda cute but i don't know what the hell that thing is next to her.
:bang: :stupid:
I kid cuz I love Kaneda. ;)
Tain recently turned 15.
Seems the majority of moments described here happened around this time. Hmm. I'll wait and see.
Hahaha, man I feel for ya, go rape that bitch. lol, j/k, don't do that, that won't be good, you'll get flamed for it =XQuote:
Originally posted by Lordmrw
I saw her a few times after that, and she absolutely refused to even look at me. It's not like I knocked the door open on purpose, it just so happened that my mind was, uh, "preoccupied" to notice. And I didn't exactly hear her say anything when the door opened either.
I agree.Quote:
Originally posted by Stibbons
Wow, my birthday. I don't know how to feel about that.
Sixteen, she was two years older. And, oddly enough, it wasnt anything like the "worst sexual experiance ever" stories that just about everyone else I know has. Id join in on the elaboration everyone else is sporting, but... Well, Im not :P
I can tell ya right now, though, my sons gonna be a pimp. He sees a pretty girl, even now at a little over a year old, and he starts smiling and playing his little game of peek-a-boo and shit. You just watch.
lol Orochi, I saw a kid like that the other day. he was pretty cute for a child. No girls for me ... only boys. I relate better to males. and besides I wouldnt want one of my daughters to go through the shit I did (feels like your being punched...there) truth.
Oh, my Christ. On top of that, my side of the species gets to skip out on fun things like menstruation and its successor, menopause.Quote:
Originally posted by Cyco
and besides I wouldnt want one of my daughters to go through the shit I did (feels like your being punched...there) truth.
Dont think we have it so easy, though... Um... We, uh.... Were prone to losing our hair. Thats it.
Right.
:)
don't forget that we have to get in fights and act like jerks to keep masculinity up...
*sigh*
We're such jackasses as collective, aren't we?