Why not come in here? Are you not online? Do you not have access to a computer? Do you not want to waste your time? Maybe you just have a personal bias against Chibi Nappa threads. Anyway, for the benefit of science please fill out the poll. :)
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Why not come in here? Are you not online? Do you not have access to a computer? Do you not want to waste your time? Maybe you just have a personal bias against Chibi Nappa threads. Anyway, for the benefit of science please fill out the poll. :)
Well, I'm not online right now, so I can't come in. But, as soon as I am online, I'll be sure to stop by. :D
Well, I wish I was here, but I'm not, alas my body still sit there next to the useless pc, while my astral self trying to type this by manipulating the fingers of the usually useless coworker, that I put in the trance like condition prior to exiting my earthly body.
Type, you measly man, type, since I'm all all enlighted on the higher plane of life now, such a task is not suited for my elevated being.
But shall I return to the mere mortal world again, I will join your cause Chibi since I have no bias against you or any thread that were produced by you.
Ah! You fool! This experiment is only for people who will never be in here! Our data is tainted... It's a good thing our scientists are smart enough to salvage something out of this disaster. I just don't want to hear anything else about intending to stop by later. Remember, this is important and delicate science work.Quote:
Originally posted by Captain Vegetable
as soon as I am online, I'll be sure to stop by. :D
My bad. Sorry. I won't stop by, as I have already voted and if I stopped by then the data would be tainted. So, I'll tell you that if I hadn't voted, I would have stopped by. But, I've already locked myself into a particular behavior pattern, and as such, solely for the sake of science, I will avoid this thread at all costs. :)
I don't exist at all and hence never entered this thread in the first place.
Hmmmm.... Our scientists didn't take into account that some of you might not exist. OK. If anybody else doesn't exist, treat it as a write-in option as Zerodash did. We will do our best to re-calculate our equations and work it in.Quote:
Originally posted by Zerodash
I don't exist at all and hence never entered this thread in the first place.
Oh, Captain Vegetable, our scientists feel much better now knowing that you won't ever be in here. Thanks.
What about me, not being me anymore, but still regaining some of my past me, but in the current state more me and I ever was, and following this line of though, will the my anti presence affect the calculations of the your scientific team, since the real me, wont be able to reach this thread, but anti me, in the surreal state can?
Don't worry, Despair. "Lost body" fits nicely into the "no access to computer" catagory. We should all be fine. Except for you, seeing as how you've lost your body and all.... Good luck in getting your empty Despair husk to start typing again, btw.
I just don't like you, Chibi Nappa. :)
Our scientists don't like me very much either.
Me eats cake :(
I've got a really bad hangover right now and this thread is really weirding me out.
If this thread were posted yesterday, it would have been "No access to computer". I had a damned power zilch for about 30 seconds.
I'm voting NAC. That's the only thing that would have stopped me.
my brain just exploded.
Oh well
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After wasting my time opening this one, I now have a prejudice against Chibi threads. :D
OK. Research is over. You've all been very helpful. Thanks to you our top scientists were able to find the optimum theoretical ratio of mL of milk to Corn Flake surface area. I believe it came out to be 19.34 mL milk per 2.78 cm^2 Cornflake surface, but I'm not sure since our scientists still don't like me very much and wouldn't really tell me.
So...since testing is over, can I come in now, or should I stay out?
Hmmmm... You better not come in yet. Scientific research uses a lot of chemicals, and there's some pretty toxic fumes lingering around in here right now. It might be safer to stay out for a while longer.Quote:
Originally posted by Captain Vegetable
So...since testing is over, can I come in now, or should I stay out?
OK. Just let me know.
I've been in here awhile, and I'd just like to say those are happy toxic fumes...look at the bunnies...the bunnies...the bunnies. On a side note about bunnies, I once convinced a girl from New Zealand that America was raising an army of genetic mutant bunnies...she believed me for a good 20 minutes...wow that was some useless info...must be...toxic fumes...
Fuck you Chibi... your threads are teh sux!!1
How'd Thardus get in here?Quote:
Originally posted by Thardus
I've been in here awhile, and I'd just like to say those are happy toxic fumes...look at the bunnies...the bunnies...the bunnies.
*sigh* I guess the lesson to be learned is to never buy a lab security system from a guy in the back of a white van in a parking lot.
I'm in I'm in!!!
*runs away*
...and stop messing with our bunnies. They may look cute and furry, but they're being injected with experimental steroids for secret army combat training. I bet you didn't even know you were telling that girl the truth, did you? If you must stare at fuzzy critters while passed out on the lab floor, drag yourself over to the gerbil cages. They're being trained to figure skate in the next winter olympics, so they should be much safer.
*takes a gerbil*
Hey there littly guy. How ya doin?
*gerbil ice skates on my head then laughs*
You stupid piece of shit!!! Get back here!! Your ice skating ass is mine!