I LIKE TO COOK!!!
There. I said it. Anyone else have something they need to get off their chest?
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I LIKE TO COOK!!!
There. I said it. Anyone else have something they need to get off their chest?
Hm...correct me if I am wrong...but if we told our secrets, then...well, you know... ;)
Want me to change the thread title to: "What's your deep, dark secret that won't be a secret anymore after you tell us all about it?"
I thought that notion was explicitly implied in the nature of the thread...and then there was Bahn. :p
I'd tell you, but then I'd have to kill you. And all your relatives. And everyone within a 10-mile radius of you or any of your relatives. And that'd be a pain in the ass. So I ain't talkin'.
LP: that's what I thought about saying, but defaulted to the above reply.
*kills Capt. Veggie*
cooking? that's not a secret :p
Sure it is! How many of you knew I cooked?
P.S. *dead*
hey, i cook too!!!
... but i hate going out to buy ingredients... so i always end up making chicken & pasta w/ a teriyaki sauce or chicken & rice w/ a teriyaki sauce...
I never shop myself. I garauntee if I did, my meals would be better...but after work, staying out to gather ingredients isn't my idea of fun.
Mostly I end up making Mexican chicken with lemon. It's quick, easy, and damned tasty!
And would you believe every time I go to make pasta, I don't let the water boil first (because I usually forget) and it comes out chewy and disgusting. Every time I make it my fiancee has to watch me to make sure I remember to let the water boil first.
P.S. The best channel on TV is the Food Network. :D
my secret: I watch Saved by the Bell daily. :p
That's exactly what I'd expect from a "Sexy Commando."Quote:
Originally posted by Reno
my secret: I watch Saved by the Bell daily. :p
My God! You have 31,000 posts?!..........My God!
No no, see... I am not Sexy Commando. Actually, Sexy Commando is an anime series.
The best damn tootin' anime series in existence!
Sexy Commando is the name of the fighting style in the series. :D
and no, I don't have 31,000 posts :p I just put in a random number in my post count while messing around with my account, I probably have like a hundred or so posts :)
Well...no matter how much explaining you do, you'll always be a "Sexy Commando" to me. Sorry, that's just the way it is. :p
The WORST thing I have ever done:
At gool 'ol Sleazeside, NJ I was walking with the boardwalk with my friend at around 4 AM (not a smart thing to do). Some punk jumped out at us and punched me in the face- it was gonna be a mugging. I went a little overboard and lost control, and I put more effort into hurting him rather than running away.
I got him in several places pretty hard: throat, solar plexus, pelvis, etc. I also pinned him to the ground and kept hitting him in the jaw and cheeks.
My friend pulled me off of him and the two of us ran as fast as we could to a well-lit area. I looked back, and that guy was lying on the ground and not moving.
I checked the local newspapers and police blotters for the next few days- fortunately there was no report of any unusual deaths or whatnot. I am 99% sure that the mugger (a guy in his 30's I think) was OK if there were no police reports.
I told my Sifu about the incident about a year later. He was so pissed at me that I almost got kicked out of his training hall. :(
Wow.
er...what's a "Sifu?"
Oh, its a Gong-Fu teacher/master. Like what a Shihan is to Karate...Quote:
Originally posted by Captain Vegetable
er...what's a "Sifu?"
i like watermelon jello
i have a third nipple
i mastrabate to my girlfriend's sisters.
=0
My named spelled backwards is CPA.
i admit it! i remembered playing Sword of Sodan and i was actually having fun!!! Who would love mixing potions and then getting your character poisoned?! Now that you all know my secret i shall now bow my head down in shame and fall into an invisible pit and die.
I am addicted to getting Head while playing Mark of Kri...
Spilled guts from the Big Black Guy,
JBNagis
JBN..hit me up on aim, dude, or send a PM, fool.
:)
i like meg ryan movies.
Umm.... uhhh...
I shot the sheriff and framed Bob Marley for it!
Michael Jackson is a Puerto Rican!
O.J. Gave me a black bag!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
[head explodes]
This one time, I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.
I'm a girl. and I'm in love.
scary huh?
also I'm addicted to playing solitaire while things are loading.
i'm a kleptomaniac.
I like to watch Gilmore Girls.
If it's with Kaneda, then yes.Quote:
Originally posted by Cyco
I'm a girl. and I'm in love.
scary huh?
</burn>
Nope, no one loves me.
I love yah as friend though :)
I have a nine-inch cock.
Awwwwww...Quote:
Originally posted by Kaneda
Nope, no one loves me.
Don't be such a Hero.
I watch Pokemon.
I farted.
Ok, I admit it, I really do hate microsoft.
Time to kick it up a notch.Quote:
P.S. The best channel on TV is the Food Network. :D
I like boobies....
I am posting from Folsom Prison.Quote:
Originally posted by Stone
This one time, I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.
I fathered a child :(
and I bet thats him in your avatar.Quote:
Originally posted by mattvanstone
I fathered a child :(
Street Fighter the Movie is in my top 10 favorite movies list. Soooo much comedy in a short 90 minutes.
I enjoy a good rogering in the rear.
~Mr. K~
*shakes head no* .................. *shakes head yes*....... *shakes head no again*
I did a LOT of musical theatre when I was young.
And I'm so ticklish I scream like a girl when my girlfriend tickles me.
And if any of you try to tickle me or make fun of the musical theatre thing in person expect to get punched in the dick. :)
If I had a dollar for every time I got in a nasty fight and hurt somebody bad, I\'d have at least 10 bucks. I used to think I had to prove something to anybody who didn\'t think I was tough.Quote:
Originally posted by Zerodash
The WORST thing I have ever done:
At gool \'ol Sleazeside, NJ...Some punk jumped out at us and punched me in the face...I got him in several places pretty hard...
As long as you grew out of the violent tendencies you\'ll be fine.
Once when I was at the beach with BooMsta (I think I was maybe 10 years old), we were throwing rocks at seagulls. We weren't hitting any of them so I got the bright idea to throw the rock in the path of the flying seagull and it worked. The poor bastard cried and flew out into the ocean where it collapsed and drowned. Moments later, hundreds, maybe thousands of seagulls began to circle the air above it, cawing like crazy.
Ruined my day.
Also, in the first grade I got the impulse to suddenly hit my friend sitting next to me on the bus in the gut. He was fat, so I thought it'd be cool...
Shit, that would've made my day. I hate seagulls with a passion. Their incredibly irritating cawing gets on my nerves to no end, not to mention they're nothing more than the buzzards of the beach. I've had the little bastards grab food right out of my hand. And it's all because these stupid people feed them because they think its "cute" or something, they've become relient on people giving them scraps. I don't know what they're seeing when they give them food, but all I see is about 15 vultures biting and pecking each other desperately in a giant dogpile for one french fry.Quote:
Originally posted by Kaneda
Once when I was at the beach with BooMsta (I think I was maybe 10 years old), we were throwing rocks at seagulls. We weren't hitting any of them so I got the bright idea to throw the rock in the path of the flying seagull and it worked. The poor bastard cried and flew out into the ocean where it collapsed and drowned. Moments later, hundreds, maybe thousands of seagulls began to circle the air above it, cawing like crazy.
Ruined my day.
You seriously want a dark secret?
I was raped when I was twelve. :(
You asked. No, I don't want any sympathy, or,"That's awful!" posts...
Well, its not much of a secret anymore since I changed my sig, but I was, AND STILL AM a big Michael Jackson fan. The first CD of MJ History Part One spends alot of time spinning in my car's CD player, one of the greatest compilations of music ever, that CD is.
If he'd come to Dallas sometime and perform at the AA center, I'd definitely buy a ticket to go watch him if it didn't cost too much :)
You REALLY fit your stereotype.Quote:
You seriously want a dark secret?
I was raped when I was twelve.
You asked. No, I don't want any sympathy, or,"That's awful!" posts...
Hey, same here! His songs stand the test of time.Quote:
Originally posted by Ragnarok the Red
Well, its not much of a secret anymore since I changed my sig, but I was, AND STILL AM a big Michael Jackson fan. The first CD of MJ History Part One spends alot of time spinning in my car's CD player, one of the greatest compilations of music ever, that CD is.
If he'd come to Dallas sometime and perform at the AA center, I'd definitely buy a ticket to go watch him if it didn't cost too much :)
*presently listening to "Don't Stop Til' You Get Enough"* :D
Bahahahaha. I have a friend with that exact line of thought.Quote:
Originally posted by Kaneda
He was fat, so I thought it'd be cool...
Its a bit of a problem, because I'm a tubby bastard :P
I'm skinny as a rail, and consider Bio-Dome to be great comedy.
Nothing wrong with Bio-Dome. I'll even admit I like Ensino(sp?)-Man.
I....I watch Dawson's Creek religiously.
Hmm...I can relate, happened to me when I was four.Quote:
Originally posted by phoenix angel wing
You seriously want a dark secret?
I was raped when I was twelve. :(
You asked. No, I don't want any sympathy, or,"That's awful!" posts...
I left my wallet in El Segundo.
I got to get, got got to get it.
haha!!! actually that one lady one their is pretty hot tho...Quote:
Originally posted by Sqoon
I like to watch Gilmore Girls.
Ahh, A Tribe Called Quest reference, made my day.
I masturbate more than anyone else on the planet.
Prove it.Quote:
Originally posted by innova
I masturbate more than anyone else on the planet.
... wait a minute... Q-TIP?! HOT DAMN! Nice to meet ya!Quote:
Originally posted by ruhztee
I left my wallet in El Segundo.
I got to get, got got to get it.
~Mr. K~
That quote, too, made my day.... that really is sad isn't it?
...Quote:
Prove it.
Master of 7s just asked to see innova's penis.
Looks like we know his deep dark secret now
IN-DEED
Oh, and I wrote the "I'm trying not to laugh" thing, by myself.
hehehehhehehehehhehe
:)
Here's another childhood moment I'm not so proud of.
One day at the YMCA summer day camp (where I met BooMsta), a bunch of us were at some park messing around when we came up with the bright idea to have a rock war. It basically consisted of 2 teams of 3 or 4 boys throwing rocks at each other. Even smarter, we decided to play this game in the middle of a picnic area, where a group of old ladies were enjoying the nice summer afternoon...until they were caught in the crossfire. I don't know how hurt they got, but I suffered a bruised wrist when I tried catching one of the thrown rocks (I was being real smart that day).
My team ended up escaping the camp counselors wrath by sneaking through some bushes. Later that day they lectured the entire group of 100 kids and told the guilty party to fess up or die, but I never admitted to it until this day.
Hey it's one of the best shows on tv. And the chicks on it are hot.Quote:
Originally posted by Sqoon
I like to watch Gilmore Girls.
KANEDA! YOU BASTARD! THOSE ROCKS KILLED MY GRANDMAMA
~Mr. K~
Prepare to die...
.... or you know, not
um...I like cute things?
You were also responsible for that Nick Rox/ECM "reunion" a few months back, were you not?Quote:
Originally posted by mattvanstone
Oh, and I wrote the "I'm trying not to laugh" thing, by myself.
hehehehhehehehehhehe
:)
If you think that's bad, me and my friend got a bright idea of throwing large rocks and bricks at each other, thanks to my bad aim my back had brick marks for days. -_-'Quote:
One day at the YMCA summer day camp (where I met BooMsta), a bunch of us were at some park messing around when we came up with the bright idea to have a rock war.
I was not.Quote:
Originally posted by sleeveboy
You were also responsible for that Nick Rox/ECM "reunion" a few months back, were you not?
back many years ago my brother and his friends and myself would have roman candle fights (a roman candle is a tube like fire work that spews forth a ball of fire every 30 seconds or so)
i......i'm not a real robot boy....i'm just a wooden pupet.
I have an over-active sex drive. WAY over-active. :P WWWAAYYYY overactive.
I listen to 80's music quite often, and I know all of the lyrics.
I still ( try ) to break dance. I can NEVER get it right. :D
alrighty then
*unzips pants*
"wait nm."
*zips pants back up*
I hate every one of you. Shhh...don't tell anybody.
Chicken shit:pQuote:
Originally posted by innova
alrighty then
*unzips pants*
"wait nm."
*zips pants back up*
And stibbons, kindly go to hell won't you?:p
Make sure you say hi to beelzebub when you get there.:jest:
I'm lactose intolerant. I really can't help it, I was born this way, just like those lousy dairy products were born inferior! Death to dairy, go back to where you came from! SOY POWER!
Friends of mine, when I was much younger, had invented a game called "Statue", where all but one of the players had to stand in a field, like a scarecrow, and pretend they were statues. The odd man out in the game had to throw rocks at the status, and try to knock off their limbs by hitting them with rocks. If one of your limbs was knocked off, you had to act as if it wasn't there (an arm behind a back, or a leg curled upwards).
That's it. That's the entire game. My sense of self-preservation or cowardice was strong enough that I never participated, but, nonetheless.
...... thank you... for that Stone...
~Mr. K~
I'm gonna go hide now
When I was a kid I made a gross mixture of household items(Ketchup, soy sauce, soap, etc.) and I put it in an empty shampoo bottle. That was in 1985.
I still have it. I fear the day I open that bottle.
I'm sure it'll open the bottle itself..
I was going to say that. Seriously. :lol:Quote:
Originally posted by Stone
This one time, I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.
My big secret... back when I was 11, I thought Vanilla Ice was the greatest musician on the planet. What a sick, twisted little child I was.
I got that beat. I saw both Vanilla Ice and MC Hammer live in concert at the same time.Quote:
Originally posted by GohanX
I was going to say that. Seriously. :lol:
My big secret... back when I was 11, I thought Vanilla Ice was the greatest musician on the planet. What a sick, twisted little child I was.
I was a Hulkamaniac.:jest: :evil:
I obessivaly played with barbies. By my self, for hours. Just playing. quietly. thank goodness I burned them all when I got older. :D >:)
Man, that takes the cake.
Kaneda, could you pass me a rock?
About 4 years ago at Galveston Beach in TX, I was crapped on by a seagull. The gull was like 25 ft in the air and the poo landed right on my shoulder. I responded by running full speed into the water (I was on the beach) and shaking my fist as hard as I could for a few minutes. When I got back to the condo, I scrubbing the said shoulder with its own washcloth vigorously for atleast 30 minutes.
I'm moving to cali (oakland/san fransisco) for college and I'm scared shitless. The college website and viewbook can only tell you so much. <:C
Cyco: I'm sure there are many TNL members that would accept you into their house for help. ;)
Seriously, There are a lot of Calafornians here, and I'm sure there are a handful in the SF area that can tell you about the sites, prices, what to expect, etc.
I was the first kid in school to learn the lyrics to Ice Ice Baby, and I'd be damned if I didn't let everyone know. Now that I think about it, I was probably the only kid stupid enough to learn them first.Quote:
Originally posted by APC
I got that beat. I saw both Vanilla Ice and MC Hammer live in concert at the same time.
Some of these secrets (unless they are jokes) seem pretty tame to me. Not like I'm going to tell my darkest secrets to a message board (no matter how much I like you guys), but here are some of mine I'll share:
When I was really little (I don't remember it), I picked up a big rock that lined the plants bellow the front porch, and dropped it on the head of one of my dads friends. Split his skull, but he was allright.
Another one I don't remember is shoving a baby carriage (with baby girl in tow) off a dock. Her dad was fishing nearby and saved her.
We had alot of stray cats around the house when I was little, and I would grab them by their tails and twirl them (I vaguely remember doing that).
I got in a fight with my friend Billy Joe and after I beat him down I grabbed his hair and rammed his face continually into a doornob.
Thats all from the top of my head. When I was a kid, I used to get into fights alot and cause all sorts of hell. I grew out of that around the time I got my NES. We moved around when I was 10, and I haven't got into a fight or caused much trouble since. I blame TMNT for all my wrong doings.
my mom yells at me about porn that isn't mine
~Mr. K~
*shrugs*
HOLY SHIT!!! I remember that reaming we all got...fuck, I completely forgot untill I read this. WoW that really takes me back.Quote:
Originally posted by Kaneda
Here's another childhood moment I'm not so proud of.
One day at the YMCA summer day camp (where I met BooMsta), a bunch of us were at some park messing around when we came up with the bright idea to have a rock war. It basically consisted of 2 teams of 3 or 4 boys throwing rocks at each other. Even smarter, we decided to play this game in the middle of a picnic area, where a group of old ladies were enjoying the nice summer afternoon...until they were caught in the crossfire. I don't know how hurt they got, but I suffered a bruised wrist when I tried catching one of the thrown rocks (I was being real smart that day).
My team ended up escaping the camp counselors wrath by sneaking through some bushes. Later that day they lectured the entire group of 100 kids and told the guilty party to fess up or die, but I never admitted to it until this day.
But as for secrets....uhhhh...I am Deathly afraid of spiders it can be the smallest spider ever and my heart will still skip a beat when I see it, it's my only true phobia... more to come (?)