PaCrappa, I'm calling you OUT!!!

Hey:

YOU KNOW SOMETHING MEAN GENE, I WALKED INTO TNL TODAY AND THE FACES OF ALL MY LITTLE TECHNOSMANIACS LIT UP, BROTHER! THEY COULD FEEL THE INTENSITY AS SOON AS THEY SAW ME! But the Techster felt something strange man, he felt like there was some doubt! Turns out that a chump, a nonbeliever, PACRAPPA, has had some negative words for the Techster!! Turns out he's been braggin' about that shining gold RBS Championship belt he's got around his waist there, brother!!! Well I got news for PaCrappa!! The belt he wears ain't anything but an illusion, brother!! He's fooled himself into thinking that him and his little Crappers are the bee's knees, man! PaCrappa! You must realize that THIS is where the power lies, man!!! Right here in the hearts and faces of all my little Technosmaniacs!! We can save ya, we can save you and all your little Crappers!!! We take take you out of the darkness that you live in, and bring ya into the light!!! Just as soon as I pound you and hit you with the biggest pythons in all of Des Moines, you'll be down on your knees and I'll ask you one thing, PaCrappa!!!

"Do you want to live forever?!?!?!"

And if you say yes man, take my hand, and you'll be one of the believers, one of the Technosmaniacs!!! So on Saturday at Spinnaker, I'm gonna show you once and for all what its all about, man!! But I just wanna say one thing to all my little Technosmaniacs: it doesn't matter whether you win, or whether you lose!! It only matters what kind of winner you are or what kind of loser you are!! AND PACRAPPA, I SURE HOPE YOU'RE A GOOD LOSER, BROTHER!!! WHATCHA GONNA DO, WHEN TECHNOSMANIA AND SPINNAKER DESTROYS YOU?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!

-Technosphile

.....what the Hell was that?!

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Quite possibly one of the most incoherent posts ever written, here or otherwise...

JM

-______-

Brother brother brother.

Oh brother...

*runs in and takes everyone out with a chair*

Let me tell <i>you</i> something Technosphile... You don't have to remind me and my little Crappers that we face the ultimate challenge this Saturday at Spinnakerdome. When I crossed the border from Columbia to Des Moines I was hoverin' over Spinnakerdome man, I saw what was beneath me brother! The greatest arena of all time where the ultimate challenge will take place! And when I step into Spinnaker on Saturday and your Technosmaniacs see the look of trueintensity all over my face, they're gonna wonder... But I come not to destroy the Technosmaniacs and Technosmania but to bring the Technosmaniacs and the little Crappers together. No one can live for ever Technosphile. But the place you have taken the Technosmaniacs, the ideas and beliefs that you have bestowed upon them, can live on through me Technosphile. THAT IS WHY I BREATHE! THAT IS WHY I COME TO SPINNAKER! And when you and I face off in the squared circle in front of those 68,000 screaming fans inside the Spinnakerdome this Saturday remember that this is where the <i>true power</i> lies brother! In the power of Papa Crap and the largest thumbs in the world! And with my power I can save your Technosmaniacs. I can give them the training, the courage and the vitamins to step forward into that new era of total ultimate power.

When we enter the Spinnakerdome this fateful Saturday night we will both fight like champions but there can be only one winner. When the shoulders are counted and my hand is held high the world will know that I'm not only STILL the champion but also the Jesse the Body Award winner! WOO!

Come to Papa!

What the Hell is going on in here?!

Pa, remember when I destroyed you at SF3:TS? That was pretty awesome.