PaCrappa, I'm calling you OUT!!!

Hey:

YOU KNOW SOMETHING MEAN GENE, I WALKED INTO TNL TODAY AND THE FACES OF ALL MY LITTLE TECHNOSMANIACS LIT UP, BROTHER! THEY COULD FEEL THE INTENSITY AS SOON AS THEY SAW ME! But the Techster felt something strange man, he felt like there was some doubt! Turns out that a chump, a nonbeliever, PACRAPPA, has had some negative words for the Techster!! Turns out he's been braggin' about that shining gold RBS Championship belt he's got around his waist there, brother!!! Well I got news for PaCrappa!! The belt he wears ain't anything but an illusion, brother!! He's fooled himself into thinking that him and his little Crappers are the bee's knees, man! PaCrappa! You must realize that THIS is where the power lies, man!!! Right here in the hearts and faces of all my little Technosmaniacs!! We can save ya, we can save you and all your little Crappers!!! We take take you out of the darkness that you live in, and bring ya into the light!!! Just as soon as I pound you and hit you with the biggest pythons in all of Des Moines, you'll be down on your knees and I'll ask you one thing, PaCrappa!!!

"Do you want to live forever?!?!?!"

And if you say yes man, take my hand, and you'll be one of the believers, one of the Technosmaniacs!!! So on Saturday at Spinnaker, I'm gonna show you once and for all what its all about, man!! But I just wanna say one thing to all my little Technosmaniacs: it doesn't matter whether you win, or whether you lose!! It only matters what kind of winner you are or what kind of loser you are!! AND PACRAPPA, I SURE HOPE YOU'RE A GOOD LOSER, BROTHER!!! WHATCHA GONNA DO, WHEN TECHNOSMANIA AND SPINNAKER DESTROYS YOU?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!

-Technosphile

.....what the Hell was that?!

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Quite possibly one of the most incoherent posts ever written, here or otherwise...

JM

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Brother brother brother.

Oh brother...

*runs in and takes everyone out with a chair*

Let me tell <i>you</i> something Technosphile... You don't have to remind me and my little Crappers that we face the ultimate challenge this Saturday at Spinnakerdome. When I crossed the border from Columbia to Des Moines I was hoverin' over Spinnakerdome man, I saw what was beneath me brother! The greatest arena of all time where the ultimate challenge will take place! And when I step into Spinnaker on Saturday and your Technosmaniacs see the look of trueintensity all over my face, they're gonna wonder... But I come not to destroy the Technosmaniacs and Technosmania but to bring the Technosmaniacs and the little Crappers together. No one can live for ever Technosphile. But the place you have taken the Technosmaniacs, the ideas and beliefs that you have bestowed upon them, can live on through me Technosphile. THAT IS WHY I BREATHE! THAT IS WHY I COME TO SPINNAKER! And when you and I face off in the squared circle in front of those 68,000 screaming fans inside the Spinnakerdome this Saturday remember that this is where the <i>true power</i> lies brother! In the power of Papa Crap and the largest thumbs in the world! And with my power I can save your Technosmaniacs. I can give them the training, the courage and the vitamins to step forward into that new era of total ultimate power.

When we enter the Spinnakerdome this fateful Saturday night we will both fight like champions but there can be only one winner. When the shoulders are counted and my hand is held high the world will know that I'm not only STILL the champion but also the Jesse the Body Award winner! WOO!

Come to Papa!

What the Hell is going on in here?!

Pa, remember when I destroyed you at SF3:TS? That was pretty awesome.

OOOOHHHHH SNAP! Looks like some one else is throwing down the gauntlet! Don't take that shit Pa! Atomic Mole Fetus Drop!

JM

.....*shrugs*

Kaneda eh? I think I met your father one time in a steel cage match. I wish you could have heard him callin for mommy while I punished him with my Greco Roman knuckle lock. You wouldn't be here at TNL pipin' up like that if you had man! But I've saved something special for you KANEDA! When the superpowers join this Thursday night for Snackdown at Illusions Kaneda you, Technosphile and all the little Crappers out there will see why I alone wear the belt. Why PaCrappa and only PaCrappa is strong enough to bear a burden this heavy brother. So I hope you'll be thinkin of your favorite love song when you give that canvas the first sweet kiss on Thursday night...

Technosphile! Do not delude your self for even a millisecond in thinking that I've forgotten about you and the Saturday Survivor Series in the Spinnakerdome! You don't get off that easy brother! After I squelch that young jobber Kaneda and send him home singin the "Whipping Boy Blues" I intend to hold a 24 hour summit atop Mt Rainier with all the little Crappers from Washington state. Our hands will join to form a circle around the peak and when our chanting combines with the chants of all the little crappers around the world in that 23rd hour a raging maelstrom of power and noise will be unleashed upon the greater Seattle area as the spirit of the mountain will bequeath its power unto me in a fiery volcanic eruption and I will ride forth in a great Crap canoe of impervious power. Me and all the little Crappers man, riding a wave of molten lava and chanting "PaCRAPPA STILL RULES!" right up to ringside. So now I ask you Technosphile... WHAT DO YOU GOT THAT CAN STAND UP TO THE TRUE POWER OF A CHAMPION DISRESPECTED ON THE INTERNET?!?!

You're going down, old man.

Hahaha, "Little Crappers". Oh, that was the funniest thing I have read in a while. :D

:bang:

What in the hell is this? Seems like they have a form of geek speak known only to them. Just joking.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
I'm f-ing crying!




I am officially (with the exception of Technos and Pa) the only person on the board who knows what is going on here.

Good stuff guys. I was gonna do one too, but you two took the best ones. *considers character options...*

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I am officially (with the exception of Technos and Pa) the only person on the board who knows what is going on here.

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I know it has to do with wrestling.

It's Thumb Wrestling! :lol: I have no reason for my conclusion, I don'tunderstand what's going on! :stupid:

Your avatar still looks like man parts.

Narf.

Fig nut.

Hey:

(Switches to Ultimate Warrior mode)

PA-CRAP-PA!!!! In all of your mortal life, YOU HAVE NEVER FACED ONE SUCH AS I, BORN FROM DA ENERGIES OF DA SPIRIT OF DA WARIAZ!!!! PA-CRAP-PA!!!!! I have the seen da evidence, I HAVE SEEN WHAT MYSTICAL POWERS YOU POSSESS!!!! To do da same move with Geese over and over again, SURELY YOU ARE WORTHY OF DAT BELT AROUND YOUR WAIST!!! But da beliefs I have bestowed upon da Wariaz, DA TRANSCENDENTAL POWER THAT THEY RETURN TO ME WILL NOT BE DENIED!!! For when I shake da ropes, I REGAIN STRENGTH!!! When I do my little rain dance, YOU AND DA RING SHALL SHAKE WITH FEAR!!!! PA-CRAP-PA!!!! You have proven yourself physically, BUT DO YOU POSSESS DA MENTAL POWER TO CARRY DA BURDEN OF BEING CHAMPION?!?!?!?! DO YOU DARE ENTER DA DARKEST RECESSES OF YOUR MIND AND FIND A TRUE CHAMPION THERE?!?!?! These are questions that can only be answered by you, PA-CRAP-PA!! Da Spinnakerdome, DA HOLY BATTLEGROUND WHERE OUR ARMIES WILL MEET, IT WILL BE SHAKEN TO ITS VERY FOUNDATIONS BY DA CRASH OF OUR THUMBS, DA VIBRATIONS OF DA STICKS!!!! But when da smoke has cleared, when da disc stops spinning, I ALONE SHALL STAND, RAISING DA CHAMPIONSHIP BELT ABOVE ME AS AN OFFERING TO DA WARIAZ!!! What shall you do then, PA-CRAP-PA? Will you take your loss as a lesson, OR WILL YOU LOSE FOCUS ONCE AGAIN AND FALL 21 TIMES IN A ROW!?!?!?! Da stage is set, PA-CRAP-PA, I AM PREPARED!!! I AM PREPARED TO TAKE DA WARIAZ AND DA CHAMPIONSHIP BELT FROM YOU!!!!!!!!

(Left bicep explodes, 'roids splatter all over da camera)

-FACEDPAINTED TECHNOSPHILE

This thread is gold! GOLD!

Gold man parts.

Heh, man parts, that's a good one...

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