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What the fuck is this supposed to be!?
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Oh no! Free him!
Positively dismal.
Worst... gimmick... ever. Yes, this is coming from the Bruce Lee: QOTD lover. Think about it....
BMX XXX = Stupidest concept for a game...EVER.
Oh my, that truly is pathetic. I'm all for nudity in certain games if it is tasteful or a part of a more adult storyline, but this game is just throwing tits on the screen just for the sake of having tits on the screen. Or something like that.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!! :lol:
That's not funny; it's just scary.
If it plays anything like Aggressive Inline, I'll be buying this upon it's release.
i just swallowed my own vomit..
hate when that happens..
They could at least make the game look remotely good. What a terrible gimmick. I officially give this game the thumbs down.
Regus makes a good point, though. What if the game is really fun? Would everyone ignore it just because of the cheesy nudity gimmick?
I'm still planning on buying it if it's good I just thought these shots were so damn funny and freaky.
I won't. But then, I never bought any Tomb Raider for a similar reason, so I suppose I'm a prude...
And I thought DoA:XVB was the worst idea for a game ever..
Recent preview at IGN says the game is fun , a cross between Dave Mirra series and Aggressive Inline.
... that looks so horrendously bad...
Now I can see why Matt Hoffmann took his name of this :p
Mirra, not Hoffman.Quote:
Originally posted by Werewolf
Now I can see why Matt Hoffmann took his name of this :p
so what's this coming out on? gamecube?
now that we have pin-pointed the problem, the next step is washing it out...
Pics don't work.
And I really wanted to see teh b00berz. Yeah...
its coming to all 3 systems and looks like complete and total ass
Good lord, now we'll start to see chicks riding on bikes topless. Damn shame what we've come to.
*goes to play Mortal Kombat*
BOOOOOOOOOOOBIES.
Ha ha.
I could care less if they were or werent in the game. If they want them in cause they think it'll sell copies, I say let em put em in. Its just boooooooooobies. They never hurt nobody.
Wow, men that actually complain and dont want boobies. Interesting..... YA HOMOS!
Its just ONE freaking game for christ sake. Get over it. If its shit it wont sell and you guys will never have to cry about tits in a game again.
:D
That's what you think.Quote:
Its just boooooooooobies. They never hurt nobody.
There was a time, long ago, when I had a sister. She physically grew up faster then the other girls and was teased by them for her boobies, and groped by the males. She was hurt because of her boobies. Soon after that, a plane fell on her. I never got a chance to tell her I was sorry...
It's tit-tastic.
I still can't see shit.
Your computer must suck more ass than Tony Danza and Avril Lavigne.
OMG! Theres a hilarious video of this at ign with some goofy kid in his undie,a football helmet and arm floaties pissing in a pool! And hes yelling Marco Polo!
The last thing the TNL Forum needs is another post about pissing.:)
Does sound like a funny game. Might be worth a $20 purchase, at least a rental.
You know, this game could play like the most perfect videogame ever concieved and I still wouldn't be able to play it because it looks like total and utter ass. I really could not bear to look at it. I'm not too picky, but these graphics are eye sores.
crapy
It will sell regardless of if it's shit. It's breaking new ground in games that never needs to be broke. And yes, I will pass on this game on principle alone, regardless of if the mechanics woprk well. Nothing involbving these concepts that have been mentioned in the previews can be classified as fun. In fact, I will give away free pirated copies to do my part in hurting sales of this game.Quote:
Originally posted by Ashod
Regus makes a good point, though. What if the game is really fun? Would everyone ignore it just because of the cheesy nudity gimmick?
What the?
The chimp is in a diaper? Apparently Acclaim didn't want to tamper with the ratings backlash of monkey genitals. I only wish the Japanese would do the same with racoons.... *-neo
The picks show the chicks with black bars over their nips, if thats in the game who cares. No different then a bikini. Unless Gamespot put those black bars thier themselves, so they would not have to worry about little Timmy seeing some yabos.
I wonder how many people here who think this is such a horrible idea already have their pre-orders in...
Personally, I want to know who's going to pay money for this when they have web access...(other than the morons this is aimed at - you know who you are)
I have zero interest in this game but I fully support its existence simply because the censorship barriers in this industry need to be taken down. For too long have console games been treated differently from motion pictures in terms of what content is allowed.
Too true.
That is true... however, I wish it was done in so moronic a fashion... maybe where it might make sence and the game would have been mature to begin with... like Dead to Rights for instance. Not that I would want it there too... it just would make sence more and not so... er... retarded seeming.
ºTracer
The Gamespot preview said that though the nudity is there, it is, to quote Conker, "context sensitive". So long as the game is fun, I've got no problem with it at all.
Conker's cheap gimmick was it's overall rudeness combined with its cute fuzzy mascot critters. Soldier of Fortune's gimmick was the insane level of violence and all the ways someone could die in small pieces. BMX XXX's cheap gimmick is boobs. So long as the game is fun, as I said before, I've got no problem with it. I'll go a step farther, in fact- Last year I almost bought Dave Mirra 2, and planned on getting this year's version. Though it's no longer a licensed game, I'm still looking forward to it and the cheap gimmick is just an extra bonus on top of a game I'd already wanted.
And why, why, why does nobody remember Giants on PC. First game ever with a topless main character, Delphi. Yeah, you had to nuke a small file in the main directory to do it, but she's still topless. Great character design too, the look fit her character perfectly.
James
But she's blue so she doesn't count as human. :)
Big props on the Avril 88....Oh yea...
My computer is a fucking beast. :)Quote:
Originally posted by Jay
Your computer must suck more ass than Tony Danza and Avril Lavigne.
Delphi actually looked decent. These models do not. I have no problem with nudity in games. I have problem with games that look terrible like this one does. It's trying to sell on sex appeal... but there isn't any appeal here.Quote:
Originally posted by James
And why, why, why does nobody remember Giants on PC. First game ever with a topless main character, Delphi. Yeah, you had to nuke a small file in the main directory to do it, but she's still topless. Great character design too, the look fit her character perfectly.
James
Unreal and UT had nudity and I'm sure other PC games have had that I'm just not thinking about. It's something new only to consoles and doesn't seem that big a deal to me.
Of course, I'd have to drive by a strip club to get to the mall in order to buy this game (if I wanted to) so I might have a different perspective on things than others.
Remember Crakwhore model from Rocket Arena 2?
ºtracer
Wasn't there some topless stripers in Duke Nukem 3d? I'm all for boobies, but it's stupid for a BMX game. What's the point? I'm all for bare boobs in the right context, not just shock value for a video game.
And they could at least make the game look like it's not running on PSone hardware.
Those screenshots look like SHIT. I've seen better models on the PS1, and hell, Saturn for that matter. Yeah, that's some real talented work.
Thumbs down.
~Quinn
The strippers don't show any nudity in Duke from what I remember but there's the kimono chick in the Japanese restaurant that does. They left that in the Saturn version.
Daggerfall had nude chics and that is old. heh Console gamers have something to look forward to. :D
Err... :sweat:
What about duke nukem? wasnt there a code to make those stippers in the first level topless? eh, eh?
Clearly you've never seen Bill Plympton's "How to Make Love to a Woman."Quote:
Its just boooooooooobies. They never hurt nobody.
Aah good ol' crazy BP.Quote:
Clearly you've never seen Bill Plympton's "How to Make Love to a Woman."
BTW Cigs is Spumco still around???
I didn't expect to be 40+ posts in this thread until I finally read someone else that noticed the entire game looks horrible, not just the fact that the character models are topless or look like crap or whatever.Quote:
Originally posted by Quinn Fox
Those screenshots look like SHIT. I've seen better models on the PS1, and hell, Saturn for that matter. Yeah, that's some real talented work.
I wonder how many people that are going to get this game own Spec Ops.
Certainly...in fact they're working on new episodes of Ren and Stimpy right now. All the old episodes will run (uncut, and including the never-aired Man's Best Friend episode) this spring on TNN, followed by 6 new ones. But dates are always a bit...flexible with Spumco.Quote:
Aah good ol' crazy BP.
BTW Cigs is Spumco still around???
Wow, a post that's not insane. :) Thank you. For the rest of you that so desperatly want to keep boobies off your console: Why? Did boobies destroy movies, painings, photography, animation, magazines, or that Megatouch Photo Hunt game at the bar? Maybe you just hate boobies. If that's the case, I can't help you. :pQuote:
Originally posted by NeoZeedeater
I have zero interest in this game but I fully support its existence simply because the censorship barriers in this industry need to be taken down. For too long have console games been treated differently from motion pictures in terms of what content is allowed.
Excellent. I thought they had gone because their website is no more. Ren and Stimpy is on MTV in the UK at the mo but its been cut to pieces. I can't believe they cut out the "flying butt sissors".Quote:
Originally posted by cigsthecat
Certainly...in fact they're working on new episodes of Ren and Stimpy right now. All the old episodes will run (uncut, and including the never-aired Man's Best Friend episode) this spring on TNN, followed by 6 new ones. But dates are always a bit...flexible with Spumco.
So piracy CAN be used for good...Quote:
Originally posted by EThugg
In fact, I will give away free pirated copies to do my part in hurting sales of this game.
My thoughts exactly.Quote:
Originally posted by Ammadeau
I have no problem with nudity in games. I have problem with games that look terrible like this one does. It's trying to sell on sex appeal... but there isn't any appeal here.
At least DoA:XBV has good graphics.Quote:
Originally posted by Sl1p
And I thought DoA:XVB was the worst idea for a game ever..
Those BMXXX girls are creepy. You can put the brests in a game, but at least make the characters look better than 1998 PSX graphics.
So in the actual game, I'm assuming those black bars will be gone... ??
Freaky nipples ahoy !!
Megatough Photo Hunt nudity !!Quote:
Originally posted by Chibi Nappa
Did boobies destroy movies, painings, photography, animation, magazines, or that Megatouch Photo Hunt game at the bar?
Oh my God, the little kids at the summer camp I was helping out at came across those pics in the game at our University arcade. Holy shit was it funny... until we made them quit the game :)
OH YES. YES OH YES. Thank you for the info Cigs !!Quote:
Originally posted by cigsthecat
Certainly...in fact they're working on new episodes of Ren and Stimpy right now. All the old episodes will run (uncut, and including the never-aired Man's Best Friend episode) this spring on TNN, followed by 6 new ones. But dates are always a bit...flexible with Spumco.
- Kabuki
Pliers! Flying Butt Pliers!Quote:
Originally posted by padman
Excellent. I thought they had gone because their website is no more. Ren and Stimpy is on MTV in the UK at the mo but its been cut to pieces. I can't believe they cut out the "flying butt sissors".
Honestly, I think this will hurt the game industry more than it will help it.
Americans don't like violence, but will let their children view (although with a bit of trepedation) killings, fatalities, and car jackings.
But as soon as you throw nudity into the mix parents get UNHAPPY.
I still think the general concensus on the video game industry is that its a "kiddie" hobby, and parents (and parent groups) don't want their kids seeing nudity (even if its in a video game).
Throw in some over-exaggerated nightly news reports, and magazine articles:
"This is what your children are playing!"
"Is Hugh Heffner making your childrens videogames?"
"Killing, rape, nudity, and drugs: the next wave of videogames?"
"Is Pac-Man sucking wang in a beat-up 74 Ford? News at 11!"
I wouldn't be surprised if the backlash on this game is even greater than Grand Theft Auto or Mortal Kombat.
*the screens look crap btw, if you're gonna put in naked chicks, ATLEAST up the poly models on 'em*
This is exactly why we need this game! We can point and say "Look, boobies in a video game and the oceans didn't even boil."Quote:
Originally posted by Kidnemo
Honestly, I think this will hurt the game industry more than it will help it.
I still think the general concensus on the video game industry is that its a "kiddie" hobby, and parents (and parent groups) don't want their kids seeing nudity (even if its in a video game).
Sure, the media and people could say that.Quote:
Originally posted by Chibi Nappa
This is exactly why we need this game! We can point and say "Look, boobies in a video game and the oceans didn't even boil."
What will really happen imho is that it will get blamed for the next wave of school shootings, teen suicides, murders, etc...
Just the same as Night Trap, Doom, Mortal Kombat, etc, etc... have in the past.
Well, Boobs or no boobs, I still dont care about this game :) I dont care about any extreme sports games, this time its biking, so I will pass.
Character models on these screenshots do look like shit, but maybe they will make them better in finished game.
:lol:Quote:
Originally posted by Kidnemo
"Is Pac-Man sucking wang in a beat-up 74 Ford? News at 11!"
I damn near choked on my beverage because of that. Thanks. :)
The character models look somewhere around those of ESPN Extreme Games, only a tad bit worse. The environments look good though. I'll at least give it a rental so I can have documented proof of the game sucking/not sucking. Oh, and MY COMPUTER IS A BIGGER THAN YOURS.:)
I bet there is a good 60% chance this exact quote will appear after BMXXX is released.Quote:
Originally posted by Kidnemo
"Is Hugh Heffner making your childrens videogames?"
- Kabuki
Controversial game... I hope the producers of Nightline want me to do a rant on this game like I was supposed to do with GTA III (danged surgery...) Ugh, I might be put in a position to defend it...
LOL It must have been so long ago.......Quote:
Pliers! Flying Butt Pliers!
This game looks like crap. I've seen better boobies in the mirror.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!Quote:
Originally posted by Cafeman
This game looks like crap. I've seen better boobies in the mirror.
add nudity to gta and we've got the perfect reason for congress to get all video game anal again.
Man, that looks like ass.
American developers have no style.
Pathetic concept, pathetic artwork.
Add nudity to GTA and give me another reason to go on Nightline.
I will never, ever buy this game, so bahn better get me a review copy... :p
Why would you defend trash that's made soley for the sake of profit/controversy? They aren't satiring something, making a point, or even making something that could be considered art. There is nothing to defend unless you're a perv with the hots for polygonal she-male looking 'women'.Quote:
Originally posted by Jay
Controversial game... I hope the producers of Nightline want me to do a rant on this game like I was supposed to do with GTA III (danged surgery...) Ugh, I might be put in a position to defend it...
I'll defend this before I defend the newest Mary Kate & Ashley game. "trash that's made soley for the sake of profit/controversy" is a good description of the latest licensed piece of drek from Acclaim/Bam!, minus the controversy bit.
If it's a fun game, I'll defend it. If it's a crap game, I'll join you at the bonfire.
Also, though I'll happily defend polygonal breasts, there's no way I'll say anything nice about the screenshots. I guess it truly takes the power of a next-gen machine to push that much pure suck across a screen.
James
The _really_ funny thing about all this to me is if you gave these 'women' (it's a man, baby!) tiny bikini tops no more than a handful of pixels wide, there would be no problem, no contraversy, no nothing. Silliness, it is.
Silly me, Dave Mirra ;) Still a good decision, whoed want thier name of this crap :pQuote:
Originally posted by Regus
Mirra, not Hoffman.
(warning boobies ahead, those who are offended by them please don\'t click on the link below)
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