Scoring!

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21 Aug 2002, 06:55 PM
Kaneda

Scoring!

Fuck shmups, this is scoring where it counts.

How many vaginas have you penetrated with your penis or vice versa if you're a lady (and if you're gay, replace "vaginas" with "bums")?

Rules: follow the format used below, list number of partners not times you've done it. Screenshots for proof are greatly appreciated.

Update: Cyco joins in.

1. BooMsta - 10
2. 88mph - 9
3. Lordmrw - 9
4. Cyco - 8
5. Randorama - 8
6. dog$ - 7
7. Burgundy - 4
8. amerrykan, bbobb - 3
9. Mechdeus, Rama - 2
10. Kaneda, NGEFreek, Zerodash - 1
21 Aug 2002, 07:23 PM
Mode7

What, no strategy tips? No summary of basic scoring mechanics?

Best of luck with this Kaneda, but I do reserve the right to shoo the thread to Sound Off at the first signs of encroaching lameness.
21 Aug 2002, 07:43 PM
Korly

I think the lameness already arrived.
21 Aug 2002, 07:44 PM
NGEFreek

1 for me as well, yeah, I'm a loser.
21 Aug 2002, 10:23 PM
cigsthecat

I have to say, never expected this.
21 Aug 2002, 11:27 PM
rama

my top score's 2! I WIN......for now i guess.

....this's stupid.......

uh, kaneda? what brought this challenge on anyway.....it seems strange coming from you.
22 Aug 2002, 12:04 AM
MechDeus

I'm at two as well. But I also got them at the same time, if that counts for bonus points or anything.
22 Aug 2002, 12:10 AM
Tain

Quote:

I'm at two as well. But I also got them at the same time, if that counts for bonus points or anything.

Chain multiplier. Four points, I'd say.
22 Aug 2002, 12:26 AM
Kaneda

Quote:

Originally posted by rama

uh, kaneda? what brought this challenge on anyway.....it seems strange coming from you.

Whether anyone's noticed it or not, I try my best to act like Kaneda on the boards, which means being real dumb and childish, but also having a heart of gold. It's a side of myself I rarely get to show IRL (ask PaCrappa or Master, I'm actually a very quiet, calm and generally mature individual). This thread was about the dumbest thing I could think of.

And bonus points to those who can find the posts where I use direct quotes from Akira. Doesn't get much nerdier than that!
22 Aug 2002, 01:07 AM
rama

good. i'm glad you explained that to me 'cause i was starting to tire of.....uh.....the way you are sometimes i guess. one moment you're a smart guy an' the next i'm like "how fuckin' old is this kid?".
22 Aug 2002, 01:40 AM
BooMsta

Finally a high score thread that I can shine in...being the suave, spikey haired mother fucker that I am I've had more then a few one nighters. As Kaneda would say "all you need is confidence" and seeing that I have more then my fair share of that, as of today my total is 10.
22 Aug 2002, 01:50 AM
rama

boomsta, you fucking slutt.
22 Aug 2002, 02:43 AM
dog$

Um... 7.

and just for the record, all were without protection and no mishaps ocurred: my accuracy is 100%
22 Aug 2002, 04:51 AM
Green

-2
22 Aug 2002, 08:43 AM
Jay

BooMsta is God.
22 Aug 2002, 09:40 AM
Lordmrw

9, although there may be a few I'm forgetting. Wouldn't have even saw this if not for Click_Stick's sig.
22 Aug 2002, 10:01 AM
Randorama

all the errors in my life

8 girls, but i can't recall all my one-night relations while in the navy.
Actually i repent for all but one of these relationships, since :
1) No one of them was a serious and mature relationship;
2) the only girl i'm in good terms with is actually the proud mother mother of 2, ( we're both 24) and this makes me feel a bit ( well, a LOT) uneasy.

Please forget this post if you're beginning to have " repulsion from real-life tv" sensations.
:sweat: :sweat: :sweat:
22 Aug 2002, 11:06 AM
Zerodash

Only 1 for me.

However: (tee hee)

that # will go to 2 since my GF and I are planning something (it has to do with the number 3) :D :D :D

'nuff said.
22 Aug 2002, 01:22 PM
Hero

0, and intend to keep it that way until I find someone worth increasing my 'score' on.

*klunks Kaneda*
22 Aug 2002, 04:49 PM
Josh

I can confirm nine, but I remember bits and pieces of up to twelve.

So, anywhere from nine to twelve.
22 Aug 2002, 08:32 PM
padman

...and people think gamers are geeks because???

:confused:
22 Aug 2002, 09:38 PM
MechDeus

Quote:

Originally posted by dog$
and just for the record, all were without protection and no mishaps ocurred: my accuracy is 100%

Thank the Gods for luck. Two years of sex with two partners and way more then I could ever possibly remember... and no problems with my inability to use a condom. Whoever's watching over me, I love you.
23 Aug 2002, 04:35 AM
Josh

Quote:

Originally posted by MechDeus
Whoever's watching over me, I love you.

I love you too.
23 Aug 2002, 09:36 AM
Victrix

I am less intelligent for having clicked on this thread.
23 Aug 2002, 11:48 PM
Rick

Bah! Most of the people (I know rama excluded) who say "This thread is stupid" are probably saying that because their score is 0! :D

Umm...

This thread is stupid. :(
24 Aug 2002, 01:48 AM
Luke

I think I might have gotten raped when I passed out from too much beer. So, like, that really has to count for something.
24 Aug 2002, 02:19 AM
Seven Force

Quote:

Originally posted by Mode7
What, no strategy tips? No summary of basic scoring mechanics?

Best of luck with this Kaneda, but I do reserve the right to shoo the thread to Sound Off at the first signs of encroaching lameness.

Strategy is simple...

Anything goes...as long as you get the goal!!:cool:
24 Aug 2002, 04:18 AM
BooMsta

Seeing that next saturday is Rocky Horror night my score may be going up from anywhere from 1 to 3 "ponits"...and now that I'm FINALLY on top of things (no pun intended) I tend to keep it that way. So you guys (and girls) better get your "game" in gear because the King is here to stay...
24 Aug 2002, 04:43 PM
bbobb

A so so 3 for myself. Although what's pathetic is all of mine have been more or less one night stands. One at summer camp when I was a young 'un, one in Germany at the Love Parade, and one on New Years Eve 2000/2001 (a great way to ring in the real start of a new century). I actually find it kind of sad that I've never been involved in a serious enough relationship. :(

EDIT

Also just to note... I can't believe I actually posted in this thread.
25 Aug 2002, 01:05 AM
Takumi

Re: Scoring!

Quote:

Screenshots for proof are greatly appreciated.

http://www.houston-imports.com/forum...iggthumpup.gif
25 Aug 2002, 09:10 PM
Master

Oh brother.
26 Aug 2002, 06:45 AM
BooMsta

Awwww come on Master I thought you'd be all for a thread like this...did the move back home take all the game out of ya?
26 Aug 2002, 06:38 PM
Dolemite

I've done damn well in my time, but I'll not say the actual number, as a gentleman never tells... :D

Besides, everyone here might be completely full of shit. I think anyone claiming a number should have all the girls they actually boinked post here as well to back them up (along with pictures), and they should have their IPs checked to make sure it isn't just the dirty pervert posting in their place. Then again, maybe we should all just take their words on it, as no one ever, ever lies on the internet.

Though I believe anyone who answered "0". Why would someone lie about that? :)

And remember, no love without the glove, children. ;)
27 Aug 2002, 04:26 AM
burgundy

Quote:

Originally posted by dog$
Um... 7.

and just for the record, all were without protection and no mishaps ocurred: my accuracy is 100%

Doesn't that mean you have 0% accuracy?

I suppose it depends where you're aiming.

*checks in with 4*
27 Aug 2002, 05:19 PM
Dolemite

Quote:

Originally posted by dog$
Um... 7.

and just for the record, all were without protection and no mishaps ocurred: my accuracy is 100%

Let's see if you're still saying that when you contract a nice case of AIDS, you dumbass. Holy shit, just save up three bucks and buy a box of rubbers...
27 Aug 2002, 05:33 PM
Kaneda

Quote:

Originally posted by Dolemite

I think anyone claiming a number should have all the girls they actually boinked post here as well to back them up (along with pictures), and they should have their IPs checked to make sure it isn't just the dirty pervert posting in their place.

Well, I've had my one girl post with pictures.

Besides, we here at the high score boards follow a code of honor that we will never lie about a score. And unless a suspicious score is posted, I'll give you fellas the benefit of the doubt.
27 Aug 2002, 06:04 PM
Dolemite

Quote:

Originally posted by Kaneda

Well, I've had my one girl post with pictures.

Ya did? Well, where are they, dude? I wanna see! :)
27 Aug 2002, 06:34 PM
Kaneda

You can view the drama here. Basically, I revealed that Cyco was actually a girl, even when she wanted no one to know for fear of getting treated differently. Her pic is on the 3rd page.
27 Aug 2002, 07:14 PM
Dolemite

Hmmm.....not bad. Not even half-bad. In fact, quite impressive, sir. Nice boobies. ;)
03 Sep 2002, 04:40 PM
BooMsta

Not only is this a *bump* but it's also a post to say that rocky horror was a flop...but that's not going to discourage me from trying even harder :P come on guys lets get those numbers up...it'll be worth your while to do so ^_^
08 Sep 2002, 03:48 AM
amerrykan

3 - amerrykan - Stage 1 (still very early in this game).

Screenshot:
<img src="http://www.amerrykan.com/images/merry_got_back.jpg">
09 Sep 2002, 10:26 PM
M

8 guys. what about girl on girl action? does that count?
09 Sep 2002, 10:44 PM
Luke

Cyco I thought you said it was foolish/dumb/immature/moronic/whatever to count.

:D
10 Sep 2002, 02:01 AM
Low

]

Pround to say, 0. That almost changed a few weeks ago in Florida but I'm not getting in bed with someone more psychotic than me....

*-neo
10 Sep 2002, 03:05 AM
M

Luke- I changed my mind. I can do that you know. :)
11 Sep 2002, 02:48 AM
MechDeus

Quote:

Originally posted by Cyco
Luke- I changed my mind. I can do that you know. :)

I refuse to believe it.
13 Sep 2002, 02:34 PM
M

lol

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