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I was on a quest in Akihabara today, and I stroll into a comic shop. I check every floor out to find some cool stuff. When I get to the top floor, I find this....
http://imagehost.auctionwatch.com/pr...ce/pgacha1.jpg http://imagehost.auctionwatch.com/pr...ce/pgacha2.jpg
http://imagehost.auctionwatch.com/pr...ce/pgacha3.jpg http://imagehost.auctionwatch.com/pr...ce/pgacha4.jpg
http://imagehost.auctionwatch.com/pr...ce/pgacha5.jpg
No...you're not crazy...it really is a "massager"...:lol:
Dear god.... that... is funny.
Z-roe
Whoah !!!! :lol: :lol:
What an interesting find :)
sweet baby jesus
At a Toys'R Us you say? That is truly disturbing. :eek:
Hmm... how shall I put this... "W00T!1!!" :)
Sweet!
Why is this weird? Oh wait, you're all fucking pervs, that's why.
I love Japan.
Awwwwww............Quote:
Originally posted by EThugg
Why is this weird? Oh wait, you're all fucking pervs, that's why.
Sounds like you need some love. http://www.plauder-smilies.de/love/hearts.gif
I'm not a perv... so that means I need love? My mind hurts trying to understand the connection...Quote:
Originally posted by Seven Force
Awwwwww............
Sounds like you need some love. http://www.plauder-smilies.de/love/hearts.gif
Your mind hurts from trying too hard...Quote:
Originally posted by EThugg
I'm not a perv... so that means I need love? My mind hurts trying to understand the connection...
Oh well...never mind.:lol:
Fight it out!
So...which is more disturbing:
1) A "massager" vending machine at TRU; or
2) Taking pictures of said machine to show to your friends?
:p
that's better than the speed racer dvd i bought today.
Well Captain...sorry you find it disturbing. I thought it was funny myself. Wait until you see the Adult figurines...
Andyrose, It's a vibrator.
By the way, I didn't find this at TRU, I was just saying that you'd NEVER see this in one.
Hmmm...I saw a porno DVD vending machine around here somewhere....
Woah! I was making a wise-crack, not being disturbed!
I find it funny myself. :D
bahahahaha
Maybe my girlfriend would like to go to TRU today...
I beg to differ. Haven't you said several times that you never have sex of any kind? If I believed you, which I don't, I'd point out that abstinence is the greatest perversion of all, as it not only twists your sexual nature, but denies it completely.Quote:
Originally posted by EThugg
I'm not a perv...
Abstinence is a choice man.
I think you are quite confused as to what a pervert is, I didn't say perverse, and no, abstaning from fucking diseased sluts I don't know well is not perverse.Quote:
Originally posted by LordPerrin
I beg to differ. Haven't you said several times that you never have sex of any kind? If I believed you, which I don't, I'd point out that abstinence is the greatest perversion of all, as it not only twists your sexual nature, but denies it completely.
SF: If this was not in TRU, then what's so funny? Because there's a 'cute' anime picture on it? Hellloooo, it's Japan! Home of hentai and old men fantasizing about rape. Whooptie doo. I thought you were perverted to assume it was what you say it was because I thought it was in TRU. which if it HAD been, it wasn't what you thought. And no, not just any massager is for that. They sell small finger massagers to use on your neck right here in the US, they have commercials for them all the time. I guess that's how pure I am, I assumed it was something decent when it wasn't... [insert angel smiley here]
Hellllllllllllooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!Quote:
Originally posted by EThugg
SF: If this was not in TRU, then what's so funny? Because there's a 'cute' anime picture on it? Hellloooo, it's Japan! Home of hentai and old men fantasizing about rape. Whooptie doo. I thought you were perverted to assume it was what you say it was because I thought it was in TRU. which if it HAD been, it wasn't what you thought. And no, not just any massager is for that. They sell small finger massagers to use on your neck right here in the US, they have commercials for them all the time. I guess that's how pure I am, I assumed it was something decent when it wasn't... [insert angel smiley here]
:confused:
"Home of hentai and dirty old men fantasizing on rape..."
Well, you can only read so much in the newspapers and see so much on TV. With that said, you still have a lot learn--especially if you haven't been here.
What you're saying is that this was less funny because this machine was not at a TRU? Heh. All right. If this was one of your "finger massageers" for your neck, why would its identity have to be concealed in a black ball?? I thought If it's not offensive, why should people NOT know what it is? See what I'm saying?
Maybe you're just too pure to realize that machines like that are NOT common here. I've been in Japan a long time and I've seen 187,238 hentai/doujin shops, but only TWO of these machines. That's why I found it amusing...but at this point, you'll never understand.http://www.plauder-smilies.de/angel2.gif
Well obviously if I'm thousands of miles away, never visited Japan, and the culture is very different, I'd have a lot to learn.Quote:
Originally posted by Seven Force
With that said, you still have a lot learn--especially if you haven't been here.
I didn't even notice the color of the ball or that it was 'hiding' something that's pictured right on the machine.Quote:
What you're saying is that this was less funny because this machine was not at a TRU? Heh. All right. If this was one of your "finger massageers" for your neck, why would its identity have to be concealed in a black ball?? I thought If it's not offensive, why should people NOT know what it is? See what I'm saying?
Hardy har har. Regardless of these machines rarity, it's not untruthful to say Japan is a pretty perverse nation. As evidenced by those '187,238 hentai/doujin shops'...Quote:
Maybe you're just too pure to realize that machines like that are NOT common here. I've been in Japan a long time and I've seen 187,238 hentai/doujin shops, but only TWO of these machines. That's why I found it amusing...but at this point, you'll never understand.http://www.plauder-smilies.de/angel2.gif
http://imagehost.auctionwatch.com/pr...VDmachine1.jpg http://imagehost.auctionwatch.com/pr...VDmachine2.jpg
Yeah, those ARE "good" DVDs!! This machine is on a small street in Chofu.
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Hey Seven... are you a Japanese citizen? If not, how long have you been/are you staying in Japan?
Been curious for a while, just never got around to asking.
Is there anything you can't buy from a vending machine in Japan?
Yeah stupid pervert japanese. It's so perverted to buy magainzines with boobs in them of woman that are not real. Normal NOT perverted people screw from the age of 13 and up untill they get preg and have to settle down, work at a stock room there intire life at walmart. Stupid japanese people, don't they know how to live a real life :P
Livestock.Quote:
Originally posted by Ashod
Is there anything you can't buy from a vending machine in Japan?
I'm not Japanese, I'm just married to one. I've been here over four years now, and I'll probably be here for a while longer.Quote:
Originally posted by 88mph
Hey Seven... are you a Japanese citizen? If not, how long have you been/are you staying in Japan?
Been curious for a while, just never got around to asking.
Batteries?Quote:
Originally posted by Ashod
Is there anything you can't buy from a vending machine in Japan?
Oh wait...I was wrong.
http://imagehost.auctionwatch.com/pr...atteryVend.jpg
Japan rules.
I'm waiting for Seven Force to post a picture of a vending machine that sells vending machines. :)
Damnit, I was going to say that! :bang:Quote:
Originally posted by Ashod
I'm waiting for Seven Force to post a picture of a vending machine that sells vending machines. :)
Bwahahaha! :evil:
WHo knows, I might stumble across one that sells sexy panties...
I wouldn't be surprised if you did 7.
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