One time I opened my garbage can to find thousands of maggots crawling all over the sides and on the bag. Me and my dad were gonna set it on fire and I was all hyped up to do it as I'm sort of a pyromaniac but then my stupid neighbor told my dad to just dump it in the woods, so he carried it across the street and chucked it. It was pretty damn cool but it would have been so much better if I got to set it on fire. I wonder what those little maggots are doing right now...
I also once killed a spider that must have been pregnant or something, cuz when I killed it about 30 smaller spiders emerged, where they proceeded to crawl around my kitched floor, until I smashed them all that is. That was pretty cool as well. Yep, killing bugs, all in a days work.
