Ok i started this thread since my girlfriend thinks that the articles in Hustler, Playboy, etc. are worse (dirtier) than the ones in Cosmo, etc. So what our your opinions. I personally think they are worse.
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Ok i started this thread since my girlfriend thinks that the articles in Hustler, Playboy, etc. are worse (dirtier) than the ones in Cosmo, etc. So what our your opinions. I personally think they are worse.
Playboy doesn't have dildo reviews.
Cosmo.
No...the articles in Playboy at least are more tame then the ones in Maxim usually.
There was this one article in Cosmo that was "99 ways to please your man in bed" and one of them said to lick that area between the ballsack and the anus. In great detail.
That would not turn me on at all. If you want to turn on a guy, move 6 inches north.
Love Maxim
well thats not necessarily fair cuz u r comparing one cosmo to all maxims, hustlers, etc. not all of cosmos r that bad, i stand by my opinion hustler is one of the worst, although cosmo would prolly be a close second, and thats the last time i ever let u read one of those...i will tickle u for this later
oh great now i am gonna get tickled. But see hustler is a porno mag and cosmo is not. and for a non-porno mag cosmo takes the cake.
Innova, your girlfriend just made you her bitch. :)
youd think, and trust me thats a good thing.;)
Lol, does she have dominatrix equipment she ties you up with? =P
you would like that wouldn't you rich. i'm gonna stop talking now.
Lol yes, I think I should follow your direction, it will best for all of us. :)
Seems to me licking a guy's perineum should only be a waystation betwen taking his b**** in your mouth and licking his a***. Let's get a little adventurous, ladies!
From what I have seen, I would rank the quality and worth of the articles as follows:
1. Playboy
2. Hustler
3. Cosmopolitan
4. Maxim
Playboy has fairly mainstream articles and aims for a somewhat cultured audience. Hustler has pretensions of culture. Cosmo is way too hung up and sex and looking like a cookie-cutter office-lust-object. Maxim is fluff with a cool pair of shades and driving gloves.
That sums up Maxim incredibly well... I'm impressed.
I say Maxim is the worst, but Cosmo is right up there.
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You buy them for articles??? :p
Never read Maxim though.
Wow, that is so true... and yet I still seem to enjoy it. :)Quote:
Originally posted by Nick
Maxim is fluff with a cool pair of shades and driving gloves.
Oh and by the way... Playboy actually has some really great electronics reviews usually.
Well, Not like I read them :) Wife wouldnt be too happy with me looking on all the pics inside :p
But I still tend to list through them, when I got the chance :P
If i can't look at porn on the computer or in a mag i am not getting married, unless she does not mind having sex all the time.
It's all in your approach. In my experience, all women are interested in porn of some kind (besides Cosmo and its ilk), but some of them won't admit it unless you jump through hoops and crawl on eggshells first.
My wife likes porn at least as much as I do, though we are drawn to different flavors of it.
It takes awhile to break through some women's notions of propriety, but I kind of like that about women.
You should see my girlfriend and porn, she is about as bad as i am, and i love porn. but she is very open about it which is great, i did not have to pry it out of her.
Okay, mail me some pics.Quote:
Originally posted by innova
You should see my girlfriend and porn . . .
Better yet... post them here... I want to see too. :DQuote:
Originally posted by Nick
Okay, mail me some pics.
Me too. Me too :)
(Wielding chair and whip) Back! Back, I say!
Ok wait till i get off of work and i will post some later tonight...:jest:
i just can't wait till she reads this thread:D
well i don't know about jumping through hoops or crawling on eggshells, i have been lookin at porn for a while now and i wouldn't feel weird sayin anything about it, i mean i prolly like it just as much as innova, although i think i have more fun with my imagination..hehe
and as far as cosmo is concerned i think it is the worst regular magazine out there, but when compared to hustler and playboy its not that bad
i can post the dirty pics right??
your imaginatione eh? who are you imaginating about?:wtf: :D
i think ur little buddies would enjoy that a little to much
darn i was hopeing to get something good...oh well sorry guys
oh u'll get something good alright, a good tickling...lol
as for ur buddies, sorry guys...maybe next time
How the hell do so many of you guys know about the content of Cosmo?
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Originally posted by ShadowedStar
oh u'll get something good alright, a good tickling...lol
darn i was hoping i would get laid oh well... as for the pics time to start photoshopping:jest:
i agree with regus, innova has an excuse...what about the rest of u
as for u innova, good luck with the photoshopping, i hope u get a good one lol
what about that ponr star that looks like me, dawn i think was her name...that would entertain everyone
i have a gf that finds it quite amusing, i even did some of the quizzes.....please someone kill meQuote:
Originally posted by Regus
How the hell do so many of you guys know about the content of Cosmo?
I lived with 3 women for years, and there's not always an EGM sitting there for me when I'm on the can.
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Originally posted by Rick
I lived with 3 women for years
3 wemone eh?
did you sleep with any of them?
all three at the same time?
Why? Do incestual orgies turn you on?
I was referring to my mother and 2 sisters.
Horny folks on this board, I'm telling you.
read the epic i am a horny dog, gotta fit the description. and you should have stated that you where releated to them, but hey if you where in west virginia it would all work out.
he didn't know the details, spare his life :p
I figured it was a given. Living with 3 women at the same time only happens on sitcoms. And even then its only 2. :(
and porno films
:lol: :lol: :lol:
I guess I should consider myself lucky then. I lived with five women for the better part of thirteen years and never once saw an issue of Cosmo (probably got something to do with that whole upper-middle class, 20-35, white woman demographic).
It's truly sad though, I actually DO read Playboy for the articles because the women all look the same. Boring.
anyone ever check out those T3 magazines. Shows the latest electronics stuff but has nice looking women on the cover.
Personaly I think that Maxim rates the highest for shear goofy-dont-take-ourselves-seriously type comedy. I don't remember laughing at a caption in Cosmo. Also, Cosmo has just as many if not more sexual content in every mag as your average men's mag. Women more sexualy reserved? I think not!
F.Y.I. I gotta sister with a couple of Cosmos. Its not like I buy them or anything! Realy!
I'M ALL MAN! :sweat:
sure gymkata sure whatever you say...;)
Your girl has questionable typing skills.
Playboy has tame articles, but Penthouse and Hustler are worse than cosmo.
Are they not purple, elf-eared and white-puffy-bra-wearing enough for you?Quote:
Originally posted by Master of 7s
It's truly sad though, I actually DO read Playboy for the articles because the women all look the same. Boring.
.....there sure are allota blonde chicks in most smutt magazines.....what's up with that?
Porno girls can?t really compete with anime girls when it comes to pure anesthetic beauty. It has something to do with that real women?s bodies being the result of a multiple number of factors, while a anime girl is the manifestation of a artist?s ability to reproduce the geometric relationships found in the female form that men find attractive. The only thing porno girls have on anime girls is that you might actually get to screw a porno girl. But the fact your dick may rot off afterward sort of evens that plus out.
............but all the anime girls look the same.
not allways, but yes it does happen a good deal of the time. The main stream stuff usally looks a lot alike, but the underthemarket stuff usally looks a a lot different
I had a girl do that once, and it tainted me for life.Quote:
Originally posted by innova
There was this one article in Cosmo that was "99 ways to please your man in bed" and one of them said to lick that area between the ballsack and the anus. In great detail.
Articles???
NOw that Ive seen some cock state his argument of anime girls being superior to living, breathing women, I think it really is about time I hit the fucking sack. For good.
Christ.
He only said what 5 or 6 other posters in this thread were thinking.
On that note, I also feel that I'd like to die now.
I live with 4 girls (not related) and it's really really shit. One is bad enough but 4 is just too much especially when you have to share a bathroom. Never again...
I was only comparing the difference between looking at porn and naked anime girls. I wasn't trying to say that a few hentai vhs tapes were better than the loven of a real woman in a realtionship. Shit people reread what I post a few times before you post this stuff. key word
anesthetic
The fact that you actually posted it is bad enough.
No. Hentai is only useful for laughing at. If you'd rather get off on badly drawn and animated cartoon women over actual naked women, then that probably explains why you've had to make so many "Help me get laid"/"Why can't I get laid" threads.Quote:
Originally posted by IronPlant
I was only comparing the difference between looking at porn and naked anime girls. I wasn't trying to say that a few hentai vhs tapes were better than the loven of a real woman in a realtionship. Shit people reread what I post a few times before you post this stuff.
Drugging women to sleep with them is generally looked down upon by the law.Quote:
key word
anesthetic
Damn it, Saint' beat me to the anesthetic joke.
That was the greatest misspelling ever.
The area is called the taint, and there is nothing wrong with letting a girl lick your taint.Quote:
Originally posted by innova
There was this one article in Cosmo that was "99 ways to please your man in bed" and one of them said to lick that area between the ballsack and the anus. In great detail.
PS: Some call it a grundle.
There are also some badly proportional and scary women in live porn as well. Man, at least if it's drawn it doesn't have an effect when you see real females walking around afterwards. Even watching fake shit like the Ultimate vid (steak and cheese, wonderful place) can make me not want to see a vagina for weeks after. *shudders*Quote:
Originally posted by Saint of Killers
If you'd rather get off on badly drawn and animated cartoon women over actual naked women, then that probably explains why you've had to make so many "Help me get laid"/"Why can't I get laid" threads.
I've never posted a why can't I get laid, or help me get laid thread.
There's the College Women thread, which is "Help me get laid" thread. And then you started a thread on "What's wrong with women" or something along those lines, which seemed remarkably similar to a "Why can't I get laid" thread.
It isn't my fault if you think that getting with a girl automaticly means screwing them. And the other thread was about people who ask questions in relationships. It was a social issue and had nothing to do with getting laid.
Don't read it, just look at some of the nice pictures...Quote:
Originally posted by Despair
You buy them for articles??? :p
Never read Maxim though.
It should, if you're good. That sentence tells me you probably aren't. :(Quote:
Originally posted by IronPlant
It isn't my fault if you think that getting with a girl automaticly means screwing them.
you're a sad sad man if you can't date something with out doing so purely for the reason of fucking it.
Perhaps so, but at least I am a man.Quote:
Originally posted by IronPlant
you're a sad sad man if you can't date something with out doing so purely for the reason of fucking it.
at least
OK let's see.
First I'll state a line of what dirty magazines I do know about:
Playboy: Good standard, doesn't really do anything for me. In most countries it isn't "porn"; wonder why.
Hustler: Bring back scratch'n sniff! Surprisingly good looking women considering the content. Please update your back-section movie and print ads from 1983.
Swank: Generous amounts of pictures, funny how most of the chicks are the same 5 people but with different hair color/name each month (well, at least that's how it was a few years back). The jokes are funny but nobody is taking your porno reviews or horror stories seriously. And at least have the courtesy to have all -unique- phone ads.
Penthouse: PISSING IS NOT EROTIC. THANK YOU. Enjoy Chapter 13.
Gent: It's like lesbian Swank with bustier/fatter chicks (sometimes). I guess it's good for its intents, and nothing's wrong with a 48D/28 sometimes.
Oh and since Maxim got brought up: it's the best sitting-on-the-shitter magazine ever.
Leg Show and Perfect 10/or one of the many knockoffs. Thank you.
Humm... Maxim and the Maxim wannabes are ok at the end of the day - picture wise (but then you could just go to www.maximmag.com ). With little shame I say this: Victoria Secreat catalogs are far finer :) Leaves some to your imagination and most of the models are genuinely attractive. Like Maxim but less diluted and tastefull enough. Last I checked, Playboy is good and really doesn't come off as pr0n to me. I've not seen the others :/ The internet makes it free.
Anime characters? Meh... I don't like the style, but I'm not getting off on Danger Girl either. I think it has something to do with not being very realistic looking. Aesthetically it's fine (depending on what you're looking at) and at time better than some of your usually very ugly women staring in various porn movies... but that's simply because they (drawings) don't (usually I suppose) look like they have had 12 kids and herpes :gag:
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