Tales of the drunk

Rather self-explanatory. I've only been drinking for like 4 years, yet I have dozens of hillarious and interesting stories that took place when i was wasted. I'm sure many of you do as well.

here's a doozy:

My 16th summer. me and 3 buddies are knocking back a few in a parking lot before going to a club. minutes after we start, 2 bike cops ride by, and we put the beers under our seats. They see us do this, and glance into the windows. Of course, they see my beer only partially hidden under the seat. They ask us to open the car and the trunk, and I wasn't too worried since cops are usually cool and will just take the booze, but before you know it I was in 'cuffs. They tell us we're walking to the police station, so I'm like "can't you drive us there?' It turns out the police station was directly in back of the parking lot.

A small fine and 12 hours of counseling later, my juvenile record was once again clean.

Back in the day I had the Baltimore aquarium shut down because of my intoxication.

explain please .

JM

well lets just say i woke up with my head in my best friends crotch (pants where still on) with a puddle of drool thank god

I had been drinking 181 rum like it was water, and during the dolphin show I felt sick. I ran to the bathrooms threw up all over one stall, then walked to another stall and did the same thing. After leaving that stall (in which I vomited up an entire Wendy's french fry) I decided to go to the third and final stall and sit down to try to stop my head from spinning at ten thousand miles per hour.

It wasn't working. I felt like the devil...

Someone came into the bathroom, heard the noises I was making, and asked if I was alright. I said "no" and asked for help.

The guy pulled the fire alarm. The aquarium was evacuated. I was still passed out in the bathroom.

Eventually the fire department came in, found me, and took me to the hospital where after looking at my blood alchol level the doctor said "you should be dead".

you know i have heard that story before...haha tha aquirium is not too far from my house. nice one

Baltimore Aquarium rocks ass.

nice story 88.

I would like to tell some wierd drunk stories but unfortunately for me, I pass out before I get to that point.

When I was on the Carnival cruise ship Paradise, I was in the gameroom merrily plugging 50c a pop into the Raiden Fighters 2 cabinet. My friend went over to the Rex Disco for awhile. After I finished my last game, something snapped inside me and I got the feeling that I had better go check up on him. When I got there, I saw that he was SHITFACED!

I had to help him back to the cabin because he couldn't walk worth a damn. He was giggling and talking rather euphorically. Later on, he went to the cabin's lavatory... HWAARRRF! How many drinks he had that night, I do not want to know.

Another day on the ship, I had a shot of Sambuca on the rocks. This must be some strong stuff... I was feeling it after that one drink. I was not drunk, but rather fairly tipsy. To make matters worse, the ship started moving. I started to walk around and felt like I was in zero gravity.

:lol:

You should've threw up in one of the tanks, would've been classic. But I won't coach any man who was unlucky enough to be chugging 181 rum. :(

One time my friend got so drunk he decided it would be funny to shit in a bag and throw it in someone's mailbox. Classic.

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Originally posted by 88mph
(in which I vomited up an entire Wendy's french fry)

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Ever hear of chewing?