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Yesterday a hobo tried to sell me Viagra. Seriously.
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Job related and everything else.
Yesterday a hobo tried to sell me Viagra. Seriously.
My boss is trying to lose weight, and is gonna start requiring staff members to go walk with him during lunch breaks. How illegal and immature is that?
I'd loooooove to be there when he came to for my "required" lunch walk.Quote:
Originally posted by Zerodash
My boss is trying to lose weight, and is gonna start requiring staff members to go walk with him during lunch breaks. How illegal and immature is that?
What a jacknuts.
I just found out that a chart will be made to show who is assigned to take him for a walk and on what day.
I love working here.
Secretly, I think my mom must have hated me as a child because of all the accidents that required me to go to the hospital. I was too stupid to realize that going to the hospital costs money, but the majority of my accidents were random. Amazingly, I've never broken any bones, aside from a dislocated thumb, which I fixed myself. Maybe I should post my list of accidents later.
I gave a hobo some change last week and he told me if "I ever need any herb let me know, man. I got quarters hidden all over town! The cops can't find 'em in the alleys, man!" Then I felt like getting some pizza.
Whenever I give a hobo change, they give me a look that basically says "that's it?" And there are way too many hobos in downtown providence.
"My boss is trying to lose weight, and is gonna start requiring staff members to go walk with him during lunch breaks. How illegal and immature is that?"
hahaha. That's hilarious.
Mebbe you should all just pool some cash together and get him a treadmill for his office ;)Quote:
Originally posted by Zerodash
My boss is trying to lose weight, and is gonna start requiring staff members to go walk with him during lunch breaks. How illegal and immature is that?
You should get a triple cheeseburger and a super sized biggie fry to eat while you're walking.Quote:
Originally posted by Zerodash
My boss is trying to lose weight, and is gonna start requiring staff members to go walk with him during lunch breaks. How illegal and immature is that?