how do you like your women/men

got this idea from all that talk of the ideal woman an' the way women look in the classical art thread.

so, how do you like your women/men? short, tall, skinny, fat, plump, long, wide? what's your thing? me? well, i'm not a really big guy. i only weigh about 115 pounds (last time i checked) an' i'm not too tall either...only about 5'8", but my taste in women are pretty varied. i usually go for women that aren't too skinny. it she is, i don't mind, but it's nice to have a girl to hold onto who has a lil meat on her bones.....not too much meat though. as far as height is concerned..... the shortest girl i've dated was 5' even....the tallest was about my height......but on the other hand, tall women drive me crazy! i mean, oh my god. there was this one time on the metro, there was this tall brunet with pale skin and really long nice legs. man i wanted to scream, but most tall women don't wanna date a guy who's shorter than them....at least the tall women i've come accross. so, what about you guys?

No big girlz for me.

about as tall as me, 5'10 (which is tall, i guess)
brunette
nice chest
nice round ass
wide hips
long legs
nice feet

doesn't really matter if they're pale or tanned.

how big is too big, korian? gimme a weight limit or sumthin'. 'cause some girls a big, but they're not fat or anything.

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Originally posted by rama
how big is too big, korian? gimme a weight limit or sumthin'. 'cause some girls a big, but they're not fat or anything.

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He meant someone like this, maybe?

http://imagehost.auctionwatch.com/pr...Picture020.jpg

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Originally posted by rama
how big is too big, korian? gimme a weight limit or sumthin'. 'cause some girls a big, but they're not fat or anything.

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Above 200 mebbe?

150 tops.

I like brunette’s and red heads, but not freckly red heads. And of course I like all the woman features, and I enjoy some cushion for the pushen. :D

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Originally posted by TNLthugg
I like brunette’s and red heads, but not freckly red heads. And of course I like all the woman features, and I enjoy some cushion for the pushen. :D

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The Fire Crotch eh?

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Originally posted by Seven Force


He meant someone like this, maybe?

http://imagehost.auctionwatch.com/pr...Picture020.jpg

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she's not fat.....she's portly....or if i really wanna make her sound more atractive i could just say she's veluptuous.

[Edit] ok i did'nt like that pic much either, heres one to sooth your eyes.

http://www.tnlthugg.freeservers.com/images/w00t.jpg

I was seriously about 15 seconds away from deleting that last pic - burg

......yeah, we're loosing focus here. how do you LIKE your women/men, not how do you not like them.

take that off, seriously. mods?

i like my women on vicatin and booze, that way they dont put up as much of a fight.

I like my men hmm... I dont really care as long as they dont remind me of my dad... (eww) but personallity is very important... cant stress that enough.

I like my girls pale, wearing glasses, sweet, small breasted (think mouthful) little bellies are nice. Personallity is everything.

I like guys&chicks that I can talk to, I love talking. Some one to laugh with. Good times. yah.

overshare?

*Cyco's popularity +1000*

thank you burgundy

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Originally posted by Cyco
I like my men hmm... I dont really care as long as they dont remind me of my dad... (eww) but personallity is very important... cant stress that enough.

I like my girls pale, wearing glasses, sweet, small breasted (think mouthful) little bellies are nice. Personallity is everything.

I like guys&chicks that I can talk to, I love talking. Some one to laugh with. Good times. yah.

overshare?

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wait, do u have nekked pix?

A pretty face, smart, and relatively trim. As long as the girl's in good shape and is pretty, I don't really care what the rest of the body looks like, it's all interesting.

ooooh, how could i forget about stomachs? i like girls who have stomachs that poke out just a lil bit. it's just....i dunno....i can't explain it. i also like necks. long, smooth. yeah, i'm a vampire. i just wanna have a nice lil spot to tuck my head when i hug'em. nice arms are cool too....muscular arms kinda scare me though.

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Originally posted by Freeter


wait, do u have nekked pix?

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aww.. arent you sweet...

....er... no.

The last thing I want is when I'm eighty for my grandkids to find a pic of gran at 18 naked and for them to say "damn grandma, you were hot!"

one of my personal nightmares. So no I dont.

burnettes rule

This'll have to do, fellas. (That's Cyco on the right there.)

http://imagehost.auctionwatch.com/bi...lyandEmily.jpg

Freeter, if you like I can describe Cyco in vivid detail. Score one for the ole' memory banks.

*sigh*

Hey, she asked me to post it.

Jackass comments are all me, though.

Well, I'm a big guy, 6"1, over 200 lbs, I really dig women of all sorts of sizes and shapes.

I'd say my ideal woman would be anywhere from 5"3 to 6"1, I don't mind a woman as tall as I am or even slightly taller, in fact. Not that I see TOO many ladies over 6"1.

Bust size doesn't matter too much to me, anything A-E is perfectly fine with me, though B or C or would be ideal.

Nice legs and toosh are a plus, but not a requisite.

I prefer women with a little meat on 'em, even ones who are somewhat overweight are fine. I like the happy medium, chicks who are nigh-anorexic just creep me out the way their bones stick out at those odd angles, not to mention with my size and strength, I might break one of 'em, gentle as I'd be ;). I don't mind a woman who's overweight, but I do set a limit to the size of the mountain I'm willing to climb.

Oh, and smoking is probably my one, and only, MAJOR turnoff. Kissing a woman who smokes is tantamount to licking an ashtray, unless of course she drops a couple of breath mints in her mouth beforehand. But still, thats really the only major strike I can think of.

ooh, i forgot about smart women! they drive me nuts too. not so much smart....as just someone who can tell or open my eyes to diferent views on things an' stuff that i just don't know about. 'cept most of the time when i go for the really smart girls, i'm not smart enough for them. oh well.

Wooo, Cyco the hottie making with the backrub :P

I like them with soft tits and tight vaginas, personable, funny, intelligent and goofy.

i've never come across a girl who didn't have "soft tits". are there girls out there with hard tits?

yes, they are called hard ass fake tits. Someday you might feel some.

I like my men/women naked.

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Originally posted by Cyco


aww.. arent you sweet...

....er... no.

The last thing I want is when I'm eighty for my grandkids to find a pic of gran at 18 naked and for them to say "damn grandma, you were hot!"

one of my personal nightmares. So no I dont.

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Either that or to find that your husband is actually your brother or cousin or something...

Well, I dont like my men :)

As for women, I like them medium build, not very tall, either long hair, or short cute cuts, brunets(no blondes please), smart and caring.

Hey, I just described my wife :p

I like my women a little tall; I'm 6'2, so dating a girl that's too short just doesn't seem right in my mind, almost like being with a midget. I like some meat on their bones; when I say that I mean so that they look normal. 2 weeks ago at work, there was this girl in te fitting room so skinny, she could barely hold the clothes in her hands. I felt so bad I wanted to feed her a steak sandwich or something, and I was broke. No fat chicks please. Kind of funny that, since I weigh 225, although that is mostly muscle. Hair color doesn't matter me. Nice personality, someone I can talk to and doesn't make me want to punch her when she opens her mouth.

I like my women easy... ;)

In all seriousness though... I'm all about the petit women, around 5'2 to 5'8. They have to be intelligent and be able to tell that when I make wisecracks I'm just joking around. Also, no large breasts... I just don't find them attractive.

horny


and what bbobb said speaking of girls where is mine.

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Originally posted by Despair
Well, I dont like my men :)

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after all they've done for you?

Short
Asian
Lets me "do" them

Yup.

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Originally posted by Cyco
I like my girls pale, wearing glasses, sweet, small breasted (think mouthful) little bellies are nice. Personallity is everything.

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That is so hot. ;)

I missed the mouthful part. The pictures floating in my mind right now.....

ill take my women any way i can get 'em. ;)

blonde/brunette
aboot 5'7"-6'
nice round ass (i'm an ass man, what can i say?)
boobs... mmmmm, boobs. size doesnt really matter as long as they dont look like acorns. anything over a D is unatractive.
legs... shaved. preferable long, but im not one to be choosy
wide-but-not-to-wide hips. <southern accent>nice child-bearin' hipsa!</southern accent>
intelegence is must. stupid chicks dont float the ol' boat.
i hate skinny chicks. a little meat on the bone never hurt anyone, eh?

but, like i said, ill take it where i can get it :)

I agree 100% bbobb.

Well, I am pretty flexible when it comes too women. There are some things that turn me off. Girls dont have to be skinny as hell, and I agree with whoever said that girls w/ a little pot bellys are very cute, but girls that are overweight are not attractive. Height is not a big issue, but it is kind of intimidating if they are considerably taller then me.

There are a few looks girls have that really turn my head though. One of the major ones is that kinda gothic look...but not. I mean, they are usually dressed in darker clothes, with peircings, but they are not pale, they do not wear black makeup, and they do not have pure black hair. But if they act like a goth (depressed and shit) then I will be turned off. I also like exotic looking girls...this is this girl I know, half asian and half italian...it is a very good combinatio :)

But besides look, a girl's personality is the best complament to her looks. I usually dont like girls that are too ditzy, but I really dont like it when they act like they are ditzy when they are really not (one of my biggest turn offs). And a girl I can really genually laugh with is great too.

I've always been drawn to/preferred/dated Asian women - I ended up marrying one. I knew a Japanese/African American mixed lady in college who is the most gorgeous female I've ever seen in person.

The most beautiful women I've ever seen out of person are:

1) Charlotte Lewis (The Golden Child). Half Irish, half Turkish. A freakin knockout.

2) Marlaina Kincross. Half Irish, Half French model I saw in a single magazine issue a few years ago and haven't seen a sign of since.

3) Winona Ryder, circa 1994.

I do not like the waifish, underfed look either. I've always liked shorter women, too (I'm 6-3, my wife is 5-3)..it's NOT a male dominance thing, either. :p Curves don't matter much to me. I fall big time for dark liquid eyes, dark hair, and darker toned skin. Blondes have never done it for me.

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Originally posted by mattvanstone
I like them with soft tits and tight vaginas, personable, funny, intelligent and goofy.

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Was that a vein attempt at humor? Or just very tasteless, especially with women on the boards.

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i've never come across a girl who didn't have "soft tits". are there girls out there with hard tits?

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Well what's the temperature? =P

New twist on an old joke

"I like my Women like I like my coffe.........Nekkid!"

God bless the Steve Harvey show

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Originally posted by Rich


Was that a vein attempt at humor? Or just very tasteless, especially with women on the boards.

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Uhhh..no, that was truth. loose poon sucks, just like 3 inch cocks suck for women, or so I am told. I don't find anything wrong with my original quote, and it's a lot less physically demanding than the height/weight/race requirements of many here.

I like tight pussy and nice tits, sue me.

Wheee!

tight like a virgin

Fat on a woman makes me sick. When you can grab her skin and hold a handful of her fat, or if her fat hangs over the sides of her pants, it's sick.

Of course, I\'m not saying you have to be 100 pounds or less, but when your fat is sticking out everywhere, it\'s time to hit the gym daily.

Heck, girls OR guys. Nothing about appearance, but I wish people would take care of themselves.

i agree with matt totally...soft boobs are good boobs

They sure as shit are. Brandi's boobs are like big balloons of silk. It's really amazing. Soft, smooth, much moreso than any I have ever felt. I be loving to touch them. :)

[20:55] Mattvanstone748: can I talk about your boobs on TNL?
[20:55] Brandi: sure

http://www.ctol.net/~dwhitham/jpg.vi...awn.dom.11.jpg http://www.ctol.net/~dwhitham/jpg.vi...awn.dom.10.jpg

http://www.ctol.net/~dwhitham/jpg.vi...10.2001.02.jpg http://www.ctol.net/~dwhitham/jpg.vi...10.2001.18.jpg

TO POT WITH THE OPINIONS OF THE MASSES, I WILL HAVE A WOMAN LIKE THIS!!!

Oh and to hell with all of you in advance.:jest: ;)

;) I'm glad you like them Matt. I like my breasts too.

And I like this "personable, funny, intelligent and goofy." That is how I like my men. :D

And yes I have one of these tight vaginas, thank you! :sneak:

On different note:
bbobb
Petit women are women under 5'2, you are talking about average height women. The average height being 5'6.

And again a different note:
I like men who are taller then me (which isn't hard I'm 5'2), pale skin, and a little on the chubby side.

Matt has two out of three. He is taller then me and has pale skin, but he had no body fat on him at all. He can pull the skin away from his body and you can see the light shine through. And damn them boney hips of his!

I usually like the females in the 5'7" to 6' range (not taller than me though which is 6'1"), not overweight, not deathly thin, tan, brown hair, nice and funny.

~Mr. K~

Who am I kidding I'de screw a knot in a board.

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Originally posted by Brand
;) I'm glad you like them Matt. I like my breasts too.

And I like this "personable, funny, intelligent and goofy." That is how I like my men. :D

And yes I have one of these tight vaginas, thank you! :sneak:

On different note:
bbobb
Petit women are women under 5'2, you are talking about average height women. The average height being 5'6.

And again a different note:
I like men who are taller then me (which isn't hard I'm 5'2), pale skin, and a little on the chubby side.

Matt has two out of three. He is taller then me and has pale skin, but he had no body fat on him at all. He can pull the skin away from his body and you can see the light shine through. And damn them boney hips of his!

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buwahahhahaah...I told you that before, hell, you even have pictures of it.

It's true, I have boney hips, they poke me in the butt when I sit on the floor, sucks, I know :(

Oh, and I like women that always fall for yelling 'moogles!' while pointing one way, and then farting near them and then running away.

Yes, I'm all about mad class.

Wheee!

Oh, and I suppose belated thanks to the TNL MB, for that is how we hooked up.

The fact I fell for that was even worse. What the hell was I thinking?

And nothing like driving the car and you put out your finger and tell me to pull it. :p Some damn fine high class there.

Well, as the saying goes, "When in Pennsytucky, do as the Pennsyltuckians do!"

I just try to fit in, with the high high standards of my surroundings.

Oh, and I got you 3 times, not one. :)

I don't know what to look for in a woman, since I don't think they ever look for me.

It's funny how we go straight for physical descriptions when asked about these things.

Loaded with money!

Yeah, he does need some poon/attention/smiles/kisses/hugs or whatever from a girl.

:(

Lucas Barten can get a girl..trust me, he did, for a spell anyways, and he's as ugly as sin. Bad bad incest-beastiality sin.

I've been taking your advice tho...just haven't hit that '1 in 10' yet.

Master of 7s, you're one sick puppy.

Why would you expect women to look for you? Girls only seem to look for guys who expect it, but, nonetheless, why expect it?

Keep going.

I'm not saying to lower your standards, or anything, or hit up women you don't have interest in, just to have a mindset. That mindset is "I'm a good guy, who is fun, and this girl should be happy that I am interested in her", or whatever it takes.

Confidence, that's it.

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i am a big fan of tattos and piercings(irony since i oppose them on myself) the more the merrier,

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i hate piercings. Piercings on the ears are cool but the tongue, naval, and anywhere else is kind of a turn off for me.

I dunno, when was the last time Hero was in a relationship? If it's been a while, a lower-than-standards girl might be just the ticket.

I'm guessing you'd have an easier time being comfortable around a girl you think you're better than, which would turn a short relationship into a nice little training flight.

Ahh, I hate that, piercings on a girl. One set of earrings works, that's it. Tattoos are even worse.

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Master of 7s, you're one sick puppy.

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Muscular women are sexy dammit.

yeah, no tattoos. not even a little butterfly on her backside.

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Oh and to hell with all of you in advance.:jest: ;)

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Here you go!!

http://www.babemoon.com/images/pics/...a/kkwmkg06.jpg

Nice pic, Seven Force...I like that, seems not to exist in reality, though.

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Originally posted by Brand
Petit women are women under 5'2, you are talking about average height women. The average height being 5'6.

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not really. i know a girl who's 5' even, an' she's not petit at all. she's short, but she's kinda round (in all the right places) an' her shoulders are a lil on the broad side. she's evenly proportioned and all but she's not really petit. when i think of someone who's petit, i just think of them having a small frame. a girl can be 5'6" and still be petit depending on the frame of her body and her proportions.

oh, and hero, i wanted to know what people looked for physicaly in people they were atracted to. i think it's been stated many times before in other threads that most of us want someone to connect with, be funny, emotional, yadda yadda yadda without mentioning physical stuff. we never really talk about what we look for physically. if i wanted to know the other thing then i would've titled the thread "what do you look for IN a woman/man?". oh, draw some mega man pics already, the month's almost over.

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Originally posted by mattvanstone
Yeah, he does need some poon/attention/smiles/kisses/hugs or whatever from a girl.

:(

Lucas Barten can get a girl..trust me, he did, for a spell anyways, and he's as ugly as sin. Bad bad incest-beastiality sin.

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It must have been some monetary value that helped him out...

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Originally posted by Stone
Nice pic, Seven Force...I like that, seems not to exist in reality, though.

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Perception is a mutha ain\'t it?

:lol:

seven force: she's not 13, is she?

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oh, and hero, i wanted to know what people looked for physicaly in people they were atracted to. i think it's been stated many times before in other threads that most of us want someone to connect with, be funny, emotional, yadda yadda yadda without mentioning physical stuff. we never really talk about what we look for physically. if i wanted to know the other thing then i would've titled the thread "what do you look for IN a woman/man?". oh, draw some mega man pics already, the month's almost over.

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whoops. Okay then...

Height: As short as me ^^ So 5'6" or such

weight: I really don't care

eyes: 'round' is the only way I can think of it. Not Ayu alien-esque round, but...more like eyes with curve to it.

Figure: again, not too bothered. I could find many different body types attractive.

nose: round, small, short, et al. Though I can bend on that.

and a pretty smile. Smiles are always nice.

If I ever met someone who I hit it off with, then toss all that out the window.

oh my god! i know this one girl.....she's pretty average in looks, nice ass, cute face, but her nose.....OHMYGOD! her nose is so damn cute an' sexy! it's kinda long...not super long, but....whenever i see her i just hug her really close an' put my nose right up against hers. she says she hates her nose, but i totally think it's beautiful.

Dude..if your standards are only short girl who smiles, there aint a whole lot to toss out the window. :P

Just keep trying, and mope in the LJ. :)

i used to mope when i was younger. but then i was worried that i was only getting dates out of pitty. it sucked. don't do that no more though.

Creatively brilliant, no slouch on the wit, likes wrestling (For the reason its SUPPOSED to be appreciated), video games, anime, good movies...

And yes, I have found one who fits the criteria. And shes fuckin' hot, ta boot.

Someone should paste a warning on this thread. If I would have known that I would want to kill myself after reading it, I never would have clicked on it.

uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh.....

i gotta put my pic up of my girlfriend, and where is she. i think she hot and perfect but thats me.

This is something that I've been wondering for a while: What is the hangup with getting a frigging tan? I just don't get it.

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I just don't get it.

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Nor do I.

It's even worse when they look like a fucking carrot.

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This is something that I've been wondering for a while: What is the hangup with getting a frigging tan? I just don't get it.

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Do you like yours baked?

http://photojpn.org/books/mags/images/egg2.jpg http://www.livemusicstudio.com/image.../ganguros5.jpg
http://www.livemusicstudio.com/images/ganguro/gang7.jpg

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Do you like yours baked?

http://photojpn.org/books/mags/images/egg2.jpg http://www.livemusicstudio.com/image.../ganguros5.jpg
http://www.livemusicstudio.com/images/ganguro/gang7.jpg

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Ugh that is nasty.

If a girl was to go buy clothes in the petite section she better be under 5'2 or all the clothes would be to short for her. =p That is the standard that makes a female petite. I guess it's a different concept for men.

I don't like tan skin on myself or men. But the tan skin now is like white skin over 150 years ago. Those who are rich can afford to be tan today because they don't have to work, and long ago they had white skin because they didn't have to work and be in the sun all day. And of course since the rich does this it's a fashion trend, so of course girls need a tan. Though most of the other girls I know are not like that, but then again I know a lot of Goth type people.

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http://photojpn.org/books/mags/images/egg2.jpg

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anyone else got the urge to punch this bitch in the face?

Looks like I found this thread a tad late. Let's see, I really like a girl to be athletic. If they're in shape, it's like a magnet for me, and that's about the first thing I notice, really. Brunette, blond, etc..doesn't really matter.

7's, those big boobs are just nasty. A huge turn off.

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Ugh that is nasty.

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It gets better...;)
http://www.livemusicstudio.com/image...ganguro200.jpg http://www.livemusicstudio.com/image...ganguro201.jpg

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Here you go!!

http://www.babemoon.com/images/pics/...a/kkwmkg06.jpg

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Gotta be something in meat to get them boobies that big. Cause I know the majority of Japanese women DO NOT grow breasts that large.

The day I find Ivy, on the dance floor, with VNV Nation playing, is the day I found the perfect woman to break my heart.

Z-roe

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Originally posted by Master of 7s


Gotta be something in meat to get them boobies that big. Cause I know the majority of Japanese women DO NOT grow breasts that large.

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You're absolutely right...I've dated Japanese girls that had smaller breasts than I do.

I dont think the majority of women in most countries have breasts that large... without augmentation anyway.

Z-roe

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Originally posted by Gongos
7 thank you, you have PERMENENTLY cured my attraction to japanese girls..thank you ....eeeeghhh!!!!

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Oh...sorry...

Maybe this will help for now...

http://www.helloproject.com/tanpopo/img/main.jpg

That muscle bitch has man ass.





And an adam's apple.

Anyone that digs a chick like that is gay...

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Anyone that digs a chick like that is gay...

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Watch it jackass.

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Oh...sorry...

Maybe this will help for now...

http://www.helloproject.com/tanpopo/img/main.jpg

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They all look underage.:confused: :wtf:

well as for being perfect i dunno...
i have long brown hair, w/ big brown eyes
i'm told i have a nice ass and a great rack
and a gorgeous smile, i'm 5'10 and 130 lbs.

but eh,

as for men...
i don't have to many prefrences

as long as he has nice eyes, a great smile, and a good personality, i'm happy

I was looking for fun and interesting, and i found it...