Fun Poll: Retarded Fighting Game Haircuts

In the ever-growing (slower than before, though) rosters of fighting game characters, designers have to do what they can to design unique and memorable characters. In short, they need to look unique. What better way to do so than with a unique haircut?



Bennimaru (KoF)
For a guy who is supposed to be very vain, he sure has no sense in hairstyles. If your powers are electrical, then CUT YOUR HAIR SO IT WON'T STAND ON END!!!

Heihachi (Tekken)
You know what? Larry Fine (of the 3 Stooges) was a funny man. His haircut was funny. But that's only because it was Larry's haircut. Heihachi's hair screams "RIPOFF"!

Kazuya (Tekken)
Retarded hair must run in the Mishima family. Kazuya looks like his head was flushed in the toilet. Demitri at least makes the toilet look semi-cool...

Charlie/Nash (SF)
If I were in a fight with this guy I would either: A) grab his Ed Grimley hairdo and use it to direct his face to my knee: B) get my ass kicked because I was laughing at how stupid his hair looks. Only the Misfits could get away with that hair...

Shermie (KoF)
She looks like she might have nice eyes. That haircut makes her look like a relative of H.R. Puffnstuff or a TV Puppet Pal...

Sindel (MK3)
Nice wig! You might think that after the truckloads of $$ MK2 made, Midway would have put enough money into MK3 so they could afford GOOD costumes. I guess not.

Birdie (SF)
Birdie shows a rare form of Male Pattern Baldness. Mohawks are cool. Swiss cheese is cool. Unfortunately, mohawks that look like swiss cheese is NOT cool.

How about Kushnood Butt (Marcus...I like "Kushnood" better ;) )?

He's got a weird wave-type-thing going on. But then again, it really isn't half as bad as some of the fools you mentioned.

I vote Birdie.

Heihachi by a longshot. I don't know why he's got his hair up trying to look like Batman.

Oh it's Birdie all the way...

I gotta' go with Bennimaru. Birdie is on this list? C'mon, I love that hair! I mean, it has a hole in it! A perfectly circular hole. That's cool!

I'm going with Birdie !!!

But Heighachi is a runner up.

http://www.neo-geo.com/snk/carts/us/ss1.jpg
That's the first thing I thought of upon seeing the title.

Out of the list I vote for Sindel. Just because.

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Originally posted by Zerodash
Bennimaru (KoF)
For a guy who is supposed to be very vain, he sure has no sense in hairstyles. If your powers are electrical, then CUT YOUR HAIR SO IT WON'T STAND ON END!!!

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Maybe his hair stands up like that because his powers are electrical?

*runs out*

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Originally posted by Kidnemo


Maybe his hair stands up like that because his powers are electrical?

*runs out*

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That's why it stands on end. You would think that he would get a buzz cut or something so he does'nt look so stupid...




Oh, and Haohmaru has the coolest haircut ever- like a super-mullet or something.

Shouldn't Benimaru be paired with Paul?

My vote goes to Heihachi. Why in God's name he styles his tufts like that, I'll never know. It's like a balding Wolverine...