BMX XXX movies

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28 Sep 2002, 06:22 PM
GameZector

BMX XXX movies

Here's a link to BMX XXX movies at Acclaim's site. Looks good to me. What you think?
28 Sep 2002, 06:49 PM
Master

I think it looks hilarious, I don't know if I'd wanna wank to a videogame though. Especially when there is so much porn readily available on the internet...

As long as it plays well, I'll convince myself that I'm buying it for the gameplay.
28 Sep 2002, 06:54 PM
Click_Stick

Animal sex isn't very funny.

Thw word weiner was funny in the first grade.

American developers apparently suck when it comes to making decent character models.

Bah.
28 Sep 2002, 08:12 PM
GameZector

I'm not planning on buying the game, but it looks much better than just a gimmick to me. I've seen some parts of the game, in addition to the stuff at the BMX XXX site, and it's kind of funny. Of course, it's probably going to be like Conker or most movies - the best parts you've seen in the trailers.
28 Sep 2002, 09:04 PM
MechDeus

Is this a PS1 game? Those character models are horrible.

Aside from that, the gameplay looks alright and the strippers look great (at least, what you can see of them). Still not too interested, though I know a few people for whom this will be right up their alley in every respect.
28 Sep 2002, 10:04 PM
Mman

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Originally posted by Click_Stick
Animal sex isn't very funny.

what are you talking about!!! animals having sex with you is like the 3rd or 4th funniest thing ever...
28 Sep 2002, 10:20 PM
Click_Stick

Christ, I forgot about your friggin sig. Man...

What happened to pistol-packing Homer from the olden days, Mman?

[Sorry, OT.]
28 Sep 2002, 10:52 PM
Rumpy

Pretty funny trailer, though graphicly the hgame looks terrible. I'm pretty bored of skating/bmx games so no amount of gimmicks will pull me into this one.
28 Sep 2002, 10:53 PM
Nick

Funny, the GameFAQs Poll today is:

"Where do you think the best video game ideas are coming out of right now?"

Oddly, the United States has less than a fifth of the votes.
28 Sep 2002, 11:07 PM
Click_Stick

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Originally posted by Nick
Funny, the GameFAQs Poll today is:

"Where do you think the best video game ideas are coming out of right now?"

Oddly, the United States has less than a fifth of the votes.

Appropriate.
28 Sep 2002, 11:32 PM
taloony

Wonderful. Love it. Two thumbs up.

(yay for sarcasm)
28 Sep 2002, 11:35 PM
NGEFreek

Poor Pink Poodle.
29 Sep 2002, 12:00 AM
Master

I'll buy this one less as a game and more as something to show non-gamer friends to get them interested in gaming...
29 Sep 2002, 12:27 AM
Jay

It seems like a game my 15 year old horndog of an uncle would enjoy, which is not a good thing.
29 Sep 2002, 01:45 AM
Nick

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Originally posted by Master
I'll buy this one less as a game and more as something to show non-gamer friends to get them interested in gaming...

Please don't do that. Leave them to their MTV or whatever and keep them away from games.
29 Sep 2002, 02:08 AM
Jay

Since when did Hank the Angry, Drunken Dwarf, and the retard on Howard Stern become professionals?
29 Sep 2002, 02:16 AM
Rhydant

....whoa.
29 Sep 2002, 02:26 AM
Jay

YES! Just the reaction I was looking for.
29 Sep 2002, 02:30 AM
Ashen Victor

reppin' Scores in the NYC!!
29 Sep 2002, 03:49 AM
Rich

http://www.bmxxxx.com/bannedads/images/ad_01.jpg

*drools*

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Damn, there's so many strippers out there!

:lol:

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We're going to hell for this, and your coming with us!

I don't think I will be. :)
29 Sep 2002, 03:57 AM
ChaoofNee

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I don't think I will be. :)

Yeah, they can just send me a postcard.
Seriously, I think one could count the polygons on them models there.
...and, yes, I understand completely that footage of strippers and pole dancers have a LOT to do with BMX biking and especially to games based on it.
29 Sep 2002, 04:36 AM
Jay

And we all thought that 3D graphics could improve after VF 1 on the Saturn.
Pfft, dreamers...
29 Sep 2002, 04:49 AM
MechDeus

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Originally posted by Jay
And we all thought that 3D graphics could improve after VF 1 on the Saturn.
Pfft, dreamers...

We'll get the bridge in there someday, dammit! One day Shun Di will be complete!
29 Sep 2002, 04:58 AM
Rumpy

O.T.- Hank the angry drunken dwarf is dead. You can prolly guess what conked out in his body. You booze, you lose!
29 Sep 2002, 05:01 AM
Jay

NOOOOOOO, that poor, poor little man.
Mech, that was VF 2, but the thought was there. Actually, after looking at an old EGM, the characters in FX Fighter for the SNES look better than the character models in BMX XXX.

A quick google search revealed far too many fansites for the guy... Including one with porn banner ads all over the place. Kinda fitting... If you get a chance to read that site, with the title of, "Hank the Angry, Drunken Dwarf: Hero of the People", you'd think he parted the Red Sea or something with the fluff piece they do.
I'd give a direct link, but with the pornage and all...