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I once lived with these nymphomaniacs who were into all sorts of kiky shit. Once when going through their book collection I found a book entittled Lustful Swappers In Suburbia, this gem of sexual depavity spouted out memorable lines like "Shove it up my shit shoot baby" and "I want your cock in me so bad," why the fuck isn't this on the list but A Light In The Attic is? :wtf:
the best short storie was the one with that little kid and his dog who stayed over that abandoned house for the night.Quote:
Originally posted by The Ampersand
I also used to read those Scary Stories books when I was younger. I had a pretty big imagination and they seriously freaked me out for a long time.
One of the stores (some story about a gravedigger who takes these coins off of a corpse's eyes and keeps them) there was this freaky-as-hell picture of the corpse's ghost. I almost shit myself whenever I saw it.
Also, that 'true' story which was the last story of one of the three books creeped the shit outta me. You know, the one where the mother and daughter go to France and her mom dies a mysterious death and the doctors cover it up and shit...
freaky...
Ummm... ouch?Quote:
Originally posted by arjue
of course you would. You're a fuck head.
Oh man I remember that story. It was in Scary Stories 3 I believe. That shit was fucked up. What about the one with the poltergeists. They claimed that one was true too, but who knows. Funniest one was when the kid brings home the sewer rat thinking its a chiuawa (sp?) and when the spider bites the girl and lays eggs in her cheek and they all burst out. Nasty stuff. Ugh, I gotta stop reminiscing now or I'll start talking about Goosebumps or something, and we don't want that...Quote:
Originally posted by Klonoa
the best short storie was the one with that little kid and his dog who stayed over that abandoned house for the night.
Also, that 'true' story which was the last story of one of the three books creeped the shit outta me. You know, the one where the mother and daughter go to France and her mom dies a mysterious death and the doctors cover it up and shit...
freaky...
i remember there was a previous list with farenheight 451 on it.
now that's irony.
Cloud is still upset Wacky Wednesday was banned because the kid's butt was exposed..
I\'m very happy I go to Catholic School just because I\'ve read most of those banned books previously mentioned in there. And alot of them are very good books. (I don\'t read books if I don\'t have to, that\'s what RPGs are for.)
man, those scary stories books are three of my fave books of all time...EVAR. I even went and bought a brand new trilogy box set a few years ago. Stephen Gammell has some of the best artwork I've ever seen. Also one of my fave artists. Just tonight in fact I pulled out the trilogy for some haunting tales to kick off October. =)Quote:
Originally posted by Orochi
There were three. After going through them in the school library several times during elementary school, one day in fifth grade I saw them being sold all together in a package at the book fair. I called my mom and begged her until she brought me the needed cash, and I still have them. Right over there on the bookcase *points*
Awesome stuff. Scary Stories, More Scary Stories and Scary Stories 3: More Tales to Chill Your Bones.
I would have to say my favorite was and is the one where the two men working in the middle of nowhere make a dummy to kick around, talk to, take their frustrations out on, whatever. Long story short, it ended with one of them getting their skin stretched out on the roof and dried in the sun.
I need to read through those again.
:lol: Now that I love. I would agree... that is irony at it's very best.Quote:
Originally posted by Nash
i remember there was a previous list with farenheight 451 on it.
now that's irony.
oh yeah..the good ole days eh :)Quote:
Originally posted by Cloud
Oh man I remember that story. It was in Scary Stories 3 I believe. That shit was fucked up. What about the one with the poltergeists. They claimed that one was true too, but who knows. Funniest one was when the kid brings home the sewer rat thinking its a chiuawa (sp?) and when the spider bites the girl and lays eggs in her cheek and they all burst out. Nasty stuff. Ugh, I gotta stop reminiscing now or I'll start talking about Goosebumps or something, and we don't want that...
I remember the sewer rat story, that one made me chuckle.
:lol:Quote:
Originally posted by arjue
of course you would. You're a fuck head.