Hi, my name is Jeremiah Cohick and I'm a flaming homosexual.
My name is Ellen Fiess and I don't do drugs, really.
'dem macs iz da shiziit yo! fa shizza ma nizza
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Screw Apple, I don't even like the Quicktime format.
This, on the other hand, is pretty damned funny. Makes me want to do some fake Mac ads.
ive been thinking about getting a mac. but theyre really expensive. like drugs
those new iMacs are pretty sweet ass. the flat screen monitor is the shit.
really.
I'll stick to my $420 60 Gig PC for now...
They make flat screen monitors for PCs too you know.Quote:
those new iMacs are pretty sweet ass. the flat screen monitor is the shit.
I like the ads... they do a good job.
Considering how cheap a pc is these days. Even with a $200 Windows XP as the OS, does anybody want to buy a mac? The entertainment/media industries are keeping Apple on life support at this point.
yeah, i know they make PC flat screens. but ive never seena flat screen that can swivel like this one. its too goddamn cool.
i still want a mac.
I do. I worked with Apple computers up until I was 16. I miss them.Quote:
Originally posted by ginaman
Considering how cheap a pc is these days. Even with a $200 Windows XP as the OS, does anybody want to buy a mac? The entertainment/media industries are keeping Apple on life support at this point.
I want one of the laptops... sexy.
I've made so many Macs freeze and lockup it's not even funny. Don't even try to tell me they don't crash...Quote:
Yes. I've used macs a lot and noticed that they crash pretty much the same amount as a win9x machine. I do graphic design work, and my company previously used a lot of macs. Then made a large switch to win2k based machines after our print jobs dried up. Much more stable than any Mac OS9 machine was. I haven't had a mac that had OSX, so I can't pass any sort of judgement on them.
That Ellen girl is one cute little pot head.
Haha, Apple is the only computer company with balls, and you know it. I love this crap.
Whats taking this thread so long to turn into a Mac vs PC bitch fest? We need some kind of consistancy around here.
like ive done lately
/me craps on the apple ads
uuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
that feels better
DO YOU HEAR ME BILL!?! THE BALLS AREN'T FOR SALE!!!Quote:
Originally posted by youandwhosearmy
Haha, Apple is the only computer company with balls, and you know it. I love this crap.
Macs are cool, I want to get one for my GF, but with ad's like that its a wonder they haven't gone bankrupt
"See, I tried Apple, but they blew balls when it came to even getting new games, let alone trying to run them. That's why I use a variety of name brands and products to build my PC and have it run games like lightning. Sure, Apple may have had Doom III publicly shown on one of their systems first, but seeing as how there won't be anyone playing it on a Mac, I'll stick with my PC.
My name is Mech, and I'm an elitest prick."
I'll second that.Quote:
Originally posted by Kosh_H
That Ellen girl is one cute little pot head.
"And then like, half of my paper was gone, and I was like... ... ... ... ... ... ... huuuh."
:lol:
i'd do her
Wow... I knew they were bad, but not that bad. I mean, I'm amazed that some of those were even shown on television.
...And the Ellen one is hillarious.
http://shinobi128.iwarp.com/apple_files/apple1.jpg
thats pretty grosss :confused:
Thats a guy?
:lol:
Shinobi128: You rock.
Thanks, but the real credit goes to an online buddy of mine, Aikido. I'm simply using my host. :)Quote:
Originally posted by Tain
:lol:
Shinobi128: You rock.
My eyes! they burn!
She looks to be another illegitimate child of Steven Tyler.
MACs rock, Digital Performer, eMagic, and After Effects working in harmony,,,,if you dont know look it up.
the reason i no longer give a flying fuck about games....
P.S...
all corporations have stupid commercials to get STUPID people to but their products, its called capitalism idiots.
Have you seen the new ones with Tony Hawk and Kelly Slater?
Ever one of these switch ads sucks balls, but I can't bad mouth the Hawk one (the hell with Slater), for he is Tony Hawk, and he can do whatever the hell he wants.
Haven't seen the Hawk one, but if he follows the same formula as the others I don't want to see it.
Tony Hawk should not do commercials, I only seen him in a bagel bites commercial, i dont see how he could stoop so low, and now doing a apple commercial?
qbert owns tony hawk and kelly slater combined. and the 3 of them don't even need to bother doing anything to own the rest of those people.
Well, if you ever watched his skate park tour on ESPN2, all those shows are basically put together on a Mac, I believe, so he can endorse them if he wants.Quote:
Tony Hawk should not do commercials, I only seen him in a bagel bites commercial, i dont see how he could stoop so low, and now doing a apple commercial?
MrK, you have officially gone insane.
The only thing I like Apple for is thier displays (you can get flat screens for PC but you can't get them as nice as Apple makes them... fortuneatly there is a converter for Apple to PC). I only partially like thier Laptops (since you can't custom build your own laptop).
I think of Apple computers like some wierd alien race of supermodels, while the PC is like the Borg. You will be assimilated! Case and point, there might be something nifty on Mac, but eventually someone will convert it to PC (besides MacOSX, if you want something other than Windows choose Linux... the ultimate Borg utility).
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Kids always hate what they dont have.
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Dont get mad because OSX and iMovie make it easy for average joes to produce professional quality video shorts (it really does - more so than any PC counterpart). Thats the main selling point of the Kelly Slater commercial, and at least the product they produce can back up their claims. There you go.
They may be gay Gappish commercials but they get the point across to average consumers...
I saw a Dell commercial were they are walking through customer support making some boastful statements in regards to their support center, too bad everytime i called Dell for support with my PC i got routed directly to India. I have had my G4 for 6 months now and havent had to call customer support once....nor have i downloaded any patches or made any driver updates, my only complaint is running certain apps in Classic mode is shaky (9.2 does indeed crash-anyone who tells you otherwise is full of shit).
OSX runs circles around XP and 2000, and thus runs circles around any PC, Linux is a different story.
let's not turn this into another mac vs. pc thread. :idea:
well put MrK
Oooooo, look! A Mac user that thinks all other computers are trash! Take a picture kids, this is indeed a rare sight!!!Quote:
Originally posted by MrKasualUltra2000
OSX runs circles around XP and 2000, and thus runs circles around any PC, Linux is a different story.
:rolleyes:
Please. Do some research into the subject - OSX is indeed a superior operating system than either Windows XP or Windows 2000.Quote:
Originally posted by andyrose
Oooooo, look! A Mac user that thinks all other computers are trash! Take a picture kids, this is indeed a rare sight!!!
:rolleyes:
Oh, for the record, I have a PC with XP and Linux installed. But my next computer's a Mac.
He did a comercial?Quote:
Originally posted by Ashen Victor
qbert
Doh, I didn't see the menu to the right.
I would have gotten a Mac if this puppy wasn't $469.
An OS that gets very few games at a near 100% few months late record (also known as the European Syndrome)? I may not like it, but it sure isn't out of jealousy.Quote:
Originally posted by MrKasualUltra2000
Kids always hate what they dont have.
Superior is in the minds eye. I play a lot of videogames, thus Macs and their operating systems are inferior to me.Quote:
Originally posted by diffusionx
Please. Do some research into the subject - OSX is indeed a superior operating system than either Windows XP or Windows 2000.
Plus I know way more about tuning PCs and building them then I do about Macs (I have almost no clue about the inside structure of Apple puters), so the whole previous knowledge thing sways me towards PCs anyway.
I've been in the computer business for the past 3 years, diff. I read 10 PC magazines(including Mac magazines) every month.Quote:
Originally posted by diffusionx
Please. Do some research into the subject - OSX is indeed a superior operating system than either Windows XP or Windows 2000.
Oh, for the record, I have a PC with XP and Linux installed. But my next computer's a Mac.
OSX may be superior to Windows XP Pro in some ways, but you have to realize that it also works vice-versa.
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Originally posted by andyrose
Oooooo, look! A Mac user that thinks all other computers are trash! Take a picture kids, this is indeed a rare sight!!!
hey look, a PC dork who thinks MACs are lame cause he dont got one.
btw. i have two PCs as well, one running XP, one running 2000pro...
i think im a little less biased than you, despite your Maximum PC subscription - 10 PC reading ass may think he is. (WOW)
& superior is in the minds eye...sure Deus. OSX is 5 years ahead of XP, which is nothing more than a candy (fruity)coated 2000.
OK>>> TECH NERDS AND GAMING NERDS STICK TO YOUR HOMEMADE PCs YOU BUILD IN YOUR MOMS BASEMENT
CREATIVE NERDS SHOULD USE MACs....
there i solved it.
btw
its funny how Andy always gets super sensitive when this subject comes around, i never said Windows sucked???
dont forget, dudes w/ MACs get more ass.. ;)
Shinobi you have made the best point of all with your pic/animation thing.
Awesome animation Shinobi :) Fits this thread perfectly :lol:
i use xp and osx. they both have their strengths and weakness. xp crashes all the god dam time, its rare that i get osx to crash. the one thing the pc has is the gaming, other than that the mac has everything else and generally runs it better. i do like my macs more than my pc, i generally use my pc for gaming other than that i do everything else on the mac.
I'm using Win98. Aside from that, I don't care how "advanced" it is, it doesn't a damn thing I care about.Quote:
Originally posted by MrKasualUltra2000
& superior is in the minds eye...sure Deus. OSX is 5 years ahead of XP, which is nothing more than a candy (fruity)coated 2000.
I do plan on getting to XP at some point because it handles large amounts of RAM better. About time one of the damn upgrades runs games better then Win98...
Right on the money!:lol:Quote:
It seems that someone struck a fragile nerve in MrK's soul...:o
I never said Macs are lame, not once. It just cracks me up how much you hype them up.Quote:
Originally posted by MrKasualUltra2000
hey look, a PC dork who thinks MACs are lame cause he dont got one.
btw. i have two PCs as well, one running XP, one running 2000pro...
i think im a little less biased than you, despite your Maximum PC subscription - 10 PC reading ass may think he is. (WOW)
& superior is in the minds eye...sure Deus. OSX is 5 years ahead of XP, which is nothing more than a candy (fruity)coated 2000.
OK>>> TECH NERDS AND GAMING NERDS STICK TO YOUR HOMEMADE PCs YOU BUILD IN YOUR MOMS BASEMENT
CREATIVE NERDS SHOULD USE MACs....
there i solved it.
btw
its funny how Andy always gets super sensitive when this subject comes around, i never said Windows sucked???
dont forget, dudes w/ MACs get more ass.. ;)
I don't see how I got sensitive there, but you have to admit you've been making derrogatory remarks to PCs(and the people that own them) for the past few months.
And I am a creative nerd, btw. :)
i do get kinda pissed when people diss on Macs Seven...they are super quality products...period.
and Andy, i know you are, no hard feelings, i like what you did with your site, looks like it was built on a MAc ;=