Reply With QuoteCamo print? Seriously?
Sausage-in-training
The most half-assed sexual assault ever happened just a few blocks away from us.
A 16-year-old boy who appeared unexpectedly without his pants in a Windsor teen's bedroom Monday morning is in custody, suspected of burglary and attempted sexual assault, Windsor police say.
The 17-year-old girl was awakened by a noise and found an unfamiliar male in her room, said Windsor Sgt. Mark Essick.
“She was asleep in bed when he entered. She heard a noise ... and she sees this young man, partially clothed, next to her bed,” Essick said.
She screamed and yelled and he ran from the house, Essick said. The girl called 911 at 8:54 a.m., reporting the incident and saying the intruder had been wearing only a camouflage-pattern T-shirt.
Camo print? Seriously?
But of course. He snuck in undetected, didn't he?
Originally Posted by Razor Ramon
he didn't get out though.
Unrelated. I just bought a weeks worth of Soylent. Has anyone else been paying attention to this?
can't wake up
It's people.
lol.
oh it is actually real
heh
I was going to "in before" but I wanted you to have your moment.
I'm told it comes out the same way it goes in. Some of my survivalist-type friends are way into it.
I'm thinking I'll go the rice topped with raw eggs and green onions route first.
Last edited by YellerDog; 12 Nov 2013 at 07:55 PM.
Sausage-in-training
To be fair, so does most of the garbage people eat these days.
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