Election Prediction Thread

[Despair]

Sadly, it will be Obama.

Empire will have chance to strike back in 4 years.

[Bacon McShig]

Protip: The Empire were the bad guys.

[K3V]

That means he got it right.

[YellerDog]

They'll be running Jindal in 2012. If McCain wins, Dems run Hillary in 2012.

We all should want McCain to lose. It's really best for everybody.

[Despair]

Protip: The Empire were the bad guys.

I always hated hippy Rebels to tell the truth Empire had order and kept wookies in check.

[Bacon McShig]

They certainly had some pretty awesome militia uniform designers, I'll give 'em that.

[YellerDog]

The Empire was a lot more interesting until it turned out that all the stormtroopers were clones. There's like fifteen "real people" in the entire fucking thing apparently.

I liked 'em better when they were a bunch of random dudes in white suits who couldn't hit shit with a laser gun.

[Brisco Bold]

poll edited to reflect the true winner of tuesday's election

Thanks.

[YellerDog]

No Bob Barr? No "insert Constitution Party Fuckhead here" guy?

[Yoshi]

Protip: The Empire were the bad guys.

That all depends on your point of view.

Edit: As far as the poll goes, there should be a "none of the above" option, since the chair will be vacant for four years if Obama wins.