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  1. Hitler is awesome...

    ...but can he beat Stalin??

    http://www.comics.aha.ru/rus/stalin/



    Anyone know Russian? Despair? Very cool art, weird concept but well drawn.



  2. Translation:

    Stalin: I offered you friednship, but you chose war ! Now I came to destroy you !

    Hitler: You Kaukas Bastard ! My power is limitless! I'm on top of the world !

  3. LMFAO! Priceless. Shame this sort of propaganda wasn't around at the time, would have made history classes more interesting.

  4. Hey, Maybe I should repost the pics here with translation

  5. Yes please. 28 panels = 28 extra posts to your count and more galaga shields

  6. Ok, I will do that when I get home

    I'm leaving now I read more of the comic, and its actually pretty good.

  7. Bless you, Despair. I can't wait!

    Dolemite, the Bad-Ass King of all Pimps and Hustlers
    Gymkata: I mean look at da lil playah woblin his way into our hearts in the sig awwwwwww

  8. Ok. Lets do it





    Guard: My Furer ! He.. He is HERE !
    Hitler: Impossible !He will never dare to show up here, in the heart of Arian nation !
    Guard: We need to escape. We can't stop HIM !



    Stalin: We FINALLY meet Adolf !
    Hitler: YOU !!!!



    Stalin: I offered you friednship, but you chose war ! Now I came to destroy you !

    Hitler: You Kaukas Bastard ! My power is limitless! I'm on top of the world !



    Hitler: Is that ALL you can DO?



    Hitler: I've got the POWER of GERMAN NATION in MY HANDS ! This power will DESTROY YOU !



    Long time ago, in Russia.

    Lenin: Not bad my friend, Not bad. But your techinque still flawed !
    Lenin: All our power is in the Laws of Hitoric Inevitability. You just need to learn how to control it.



    Lenin: Watch and Learn Koba(Stalin's Nick name)

    Stalin: I came not empty handed Adolf !



    Hitler: Nooooooooo !!!

    Hitler: Stalin ! Stop ! You NEED ME !
    Hitler: Two Great Leaders always can find common ground !

    Stalin: Maybe Djugashvili(Stalins real Last Name) and Shilkgruber(Hitlers Real Last Name) could have been allies. But for Hitler and Stalin its IMPOSSIBLE NOW !





    Hitler: I knew that you wont leave your Furer in the times of trouble, Scorcini ! Stop Stalin, and I will make you ruller of the all EASTERN lands !



    Hitler: My life is TOO IMPORTANT to the FUTURE of 3rd Reich for me to risk it here !



    Hitler: Real Strateg always knows when its time to retreat !



    Hitler: Furer flying to Argentina !



    Stalin: Your simple bullets can't stop the wheel of history !



    Stalin: Iknow who you are, Scarface ! You are the monster, Hitler made from the body parts of his dead soldiers, and brought to life using his magic !
    Scorcini: Where bullets useless ! Steel will ask the question !



    Stalin: Then, It will be your LAST word !

    Done You all can enjoy it now



    Hitler: Stalin, Accept my FAREWELL present ! MHAHAHHAHA !!





    Scorcini: SS never gives up !
    Stalin: Thats why we newer take you alive !



    Scorcini: WEAPON OF VEAGEANCE !!!



    Stalin: I learned how to control Nuclear Fusion back in 1917 ! Your weapon only gave me more POWER !!!
    Hitler: HOW??? Its IMPOSSIBLE !!! Noooooo !



    BOOOOOOOOOM !!!



    Hitler: Whats happening to me? Am I ALIVE ? AM I DEAD ? What is this place? Its Limbo ! I am DEAD !



    Hitler: Valkyries came for Furer !!!



    Hitler: Stalin !!! You're NOT DEAD ! What are you doing here? You will fell SORRY that you KILLED ME ! Where else can you find such GREAT ENEMY as me? Stalin can LIVE without Hitler ! So, tell me ! Why are you so quet?



    Hilter: SO you came here to laugh at me? I will be in VALHALLA with GODS !!!
    Stalin: There ARE NO VALHALLA !!! It knows every schoolboy !
    Hitler: Dissapeared !Why does he ALWAYS has the LAST LAUGH?



    Hitler: And Valkyries dissapeared too. Something WRONG HERE !!!
    Hitler: Is he RIGHT? Is there NO VALHALLA ?
    Hitler: THEN WERE AM I ??????????????
    Stalin: THE END !

  9. can't wait for the video game

  10. That rules.
    http://www.xboxgamertag.com/gamercard/NGE42/fullnxe/card.png

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