Originally posted by Strider Adragon
I applied for a hunting license in South Park, CO (it's a county, though I live in the town that the show's based off, sadly. Can't wait to get back east, I hate living out in the middle of nowhere). Anyways, I didn't get it when I told then I wanted to hunt bucks with a katana, mostly to prove a point (and to poke fun at the people out here who inhabit my *wonderful* little village).
Wildlife/Game Officer: "No."
Me: "Why the hell not?"
Wildlife/Game Officer: "It's not humane for the animal."
Me: "What? Man, those bucks got lots of big pointy horns to impale my skinny ass with. How is it humane to shoot a deer from 500 feet away and not give it a fighting chance? A load of bull, if ya ask me. At least this way, it's more of a sport than drinking beer carrying a loaded rifle. Totally competitive, human vs. nature thing."
W/GO: "Leave my office and never come back."
I can't wait to get back to a city where I don't have to drive a 2 hour round trip just to go to the grocery store. This fending for myself in the wild stuff sucks the big one.
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