Nullify the vegetarian moral crusade:

[Mman]

I have never met a vegetarian that tried to force their beleifs on me...which is why I am going to go and get a hamburger now...

[Dolemite]

Originally posted by Captain Vegetable
Yes!!! Fish-sticks tonight for dinner...followed by a Big'N'Tastey meal at McD's.

Has anyone seen the retarded commercial on tv for the Big'N'Tasty? "Hollar! The Big'N'Tasty's only a....DOLLAR!"

I have to admit, though, I had one last night, and that's a lot of burger for only a buck.

Originally posted by xS
The best way to kill animals for eating purposes is to slice the animal at a certain part of its neck so that the blood drains out(kohser meat is done like this right?).Not only does this drain out most of the blood , its supposedly less painful for the animal(from what I've heard).

They should use dynamite, then they wouldn't feel a thing. KABOOM!

[Despair]

But it will be kinda hard to find whats left of the meat

[DacaZ]

I thought they still used those spring-loaded steel hammers. They seemed to do the trick pretty well.

[MechDeus]

I would just like to state that vegan burgers do not taste like real burgers, as was stated in the original post.

That said, I work at a restaurant known for its vegetarian food (not that I mind, we also make some great meat-based sandwiches and we have Meat Pies, which are lamb and onion wrapped in dough) so we get plenty of people who work there or customers that don't eat the goodness of meat. Some of us have a blast messing with the vegans, or, god forbid, a macrobiotic.

One of these days I'll have the Gordon. It's corned beef piled on a meat pie with BBQ sauce. Mmm...

Oh, and for the record, it's actually more detrimental to your health to eat the Spinach Pies at our place. We don't make those ourselves (one of the few food products not made in-house), and roaches have been known to be sealed inside them. Hopefully the cooks see them when opening the spinach pie, but I know of at least one time they missed it... One time a customer found small bits of broken glass in a spinach pie. I'm glad I stick to eating meat.

One more thing:
If we weren't supposed to eat animals, they shouldn't be made out of meat. And if we weren't supposed to eat meat, it shouldn't taste so good.

[Tracer]

I used to date a Vegan... here's an interesting factoid:

Female Vegans have pungent c***s. It's a rule and you can take that to the bank.

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[MechDeus]

I dated a vegan, but I was fine with that aspect of her because meat actually affected her skin in a non-pleasant way. Medical reasons I can easily deal with, but don't do it "for the animals".

[Tracer]

Originally posted by DacaZ
I thought they still used those spring-loaded steel hammers. They seemed to do the trick pretty well.

They do... delightfull thought isn't it? At least they don't have people swinging the hammers anymore :/ Sometimes they'd miss a little and only gravely injure the moo-cow :/

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[Stone]

They use the stun-gun things on non-kosher meat, yeah. "Fast Food Nation" is a fun read, if you like reading about that sort of stuff - beware, it'll make you start buying more expensive meat.

[EThugg]

Originally posted by MechDeus
I would just like to state that vegan burgers do not taste like real burgers, as was stated in the original post.

I'll ignore most of the thread, and the other one, as it's obvious a lot of posters are in need of growing up/evolving that they have no interest in doing. But I will say as someone who lived on Cheese burgers of all variety as a young'un, that Boca burgers Vegan original burgers taste BETTER than any real hamburger, ever.