Just burned my damn hand !!!

[Dolemite]

Originally posted by arjue
A few days ago I jammed one of my toes in the back door. Its shaped like a banana.

Your toe or the door?


Hey, Despair, you're always talking about "me and DJ"...are you married? If so, you never seem to mention her. Besides, if you are, what are you doing cooking anything? That's the woman's job.

[rezo]

I spilled hot grease on my arm a while back. I decided to "take it like a man" to see if I could. my skin turned black and peeled off. =\

aside: Despair, thanks for the translation!

[innova]

hope your not righthanded if you know what i mean.

[Despair]

I am VERY right handed. Last time I broke my right elbow, I was almost helpless !!! But dont worry, its all normal now

You welcome Rezo

Dolemite My wife wasnt home(she is at school Mon-Wed evenings), so I was preparing some food for us. Plus its her birthday week(past Monday), so I try to be nice to her

[Lordmrw]

Originally posted by FirstBlood
i was cooking on a gas stove, and turned it off after i finished, but dropped a piece of food near the burner... so stupid me, i tried to pick up the metal that the pot sits on, and burned my index finger and thumb... blistered... hurt like hell

Reminds me of a dickhead incident when I was working at Burger King 4 years ago. I was cleaning the fry-o-later when I got distracted and dropped the spatula I was using in it. Being stupid, I tried to grab it before it fully sunk all the way in.

I didn't make it.

My whole hand was submerged in that sizzling hot grease for a few seconds. The plastic glove I was wearing melted onto my hand and being stupid, I poured water on it. Big mistake. Amazingly enough, I didn't go to the hospital for it.

[arjue]

haha, damn.

aren't we a bunch of dumb fucks...

[bandit]

Originally posted by Despair
so I try to be nice to her

so you saying you're never nice to her?

[unit003]

Originally posted by arjue
When I was a kid, I picked up a sparkler by the sparkling bit, which burnt like hell.

I remember doing that once, after some idiot bumped me and it slid down a few inches... ouch!

Also, When I was real young, I bent down to pick up something and burnt my ass on the heater. I even had grill marks on it

classic!

[Master]

I hit myself in the face with a power supply, but you all already knew that...

[Lordmrw]

I remember back in the day when it was easy to get fireworks, some of us would be daring and hold one while someone else lit it and then we would throw it. We didn't always manage to throw it away in time.

Then there was the time my friend Chip's older brother lit a pack of jumping jacks and threw it on the floor. One of the jumping jacks burnt a hole in the side of my sneaker and burned my foot. It was embarassing showing it to my mom.