If The Dead Walked...

[Green]

If zombies ever came around, I'm sure we'd wake up the mummies to kill them. Then wake up the vampires to kill the mummies, then the werewolves to kill the vampires, then the dragons to kill the werewolves, then the demons to kill the dragons, then finally call up Satan. Sounds like a plan.

[SearchManX]

Originally posted by Green
If zombies ever came around, I'm sure we'd wake up the mummies to kill them. Then wake up the vampires to kill the mummies, then the werewolves to kill the vampires, then the dragons to kill the werewolves, then the demons to kill the dragons, then finally call up Satan. Sounds like a plan.

So... with Satan, when we decide we want to get rid of him we wait until Winter comes and have him freeze to death?

(random Simpsons references are always fun)

[Regus]

Remember: Never trust your life to any weapon more complicated than a pointy stick.

A gun runs out of ammo, a chainsaw runs out of gas, a car will stall, etc.

[Deus13]

"finally.. i could shoot peopls heads off.. and it would be ok..

that would be aswome.. i would care lots of ammo.. and shot them let and right.. and throw granades, and rocket lanuchers... and use karte moves.. it would kick ass..

untile i ran out ammo, and was suranded by 100s of them."

I'm with Maruchan on this one, 'cept I wouldnt be overrun!!!

[Josh]

I would shoot myself in the face.
I don't think I could deal with a world that the Zombie Army has taken over.

[Ragnarok the Red]

Well, once I finish the Zombie epic, you guys'll know just how effectively we ultimately end up handling the situation

But in all honesty, how long any of us last will depend on which zombies we get. If we get the slow, dumb, shambling kind from Romero/Fulci flicks, who can be dropped with a bullet/stabwound/bludgeoning of the head, we'll last pretty long. Hell, a couple of 15-bullet capacity berettas and any one of us could drop 30 of 'em single handedly at a time

But if we got the fast, semi-intelligent, immune-to-everything-but-fire zombies from the Return of the Living Dead series, those of us without flamethrowers would pretty much be screwed right away, can't run from them for very long, they probably wouldn't get tired or winded, being undead and all

[Sqoon]

But in all honesty, how long any of us last will depend on which zombies we get. If we get the slow, dumb, shambling kind from Romero/Fulci flicks, who can be dropped with a bullet/stabwound/bludgeoning of the head, we'll last pretty long. Hell, a couple of 15-bullet capacity berettas and any one of us could drop 30 of 'em single handedly at a time

But if we got the fast, semi-intelligent, immune-to-everything-but-fire zombies from the Return of the Living Dead series, those of us without flamethrowers would pretty much be screwed right away, can't run from them for very long, they probably wouldn't get tired or winded, being undead and all

And if we get the Insane Clown Posse Fan zombie, we'll certainly get annoyed to death.

Are we dealing with the you-get-bitten-and-you're-one-too kind?

[Ragnarok the Red]

Originally posted by Sqoon
And if we get the Insane Clown Posse Fan zombie, we'll certainly get annoyed to death.

Are we dealing with the you-get-bitten-and-you're-one-too kind?

Yeah, I would think so

[Regus]

Originally posted by Sqoon
And if we get the Insane Clown Posse Fan zombie, we'll certainly get annoyed to death.

They prefer to be called "Juggalos", oops, I've said far too much......

[Cheebs]

I'm pretty sure zombies would be no problem at all. The US army can take down a well-armed highly trained opposing force. They should have no trouble at all with an unarmed force of idiots that can't move faster than a shamble.