Moron action star Seagal charged with threatening reporter/mob ties.

**007bond** · 24 Nov 2002, 11:44 PM

Originally posted by youandwhosearmy
Then I charge Seagal with a big bag of suck.

Will Ferrell said it best,

"I'm gonna go eat a sandwich."

Haha

I agree.

**andyrose** · 25 Nov 2002, 12:42 AM

Glimmer Man was a nice action flick. Will Sasso's impression of him on MadTV is worthy of your attention too.

**Despair** · 25 Nov 2002, 09:39 AM

Well, Exit Wounds was pretty good. The Ticker sucked ass. Half Past Dead was bad, but still can be watched.

**Nash** · 25 Nov 2002, 10:04 AM

Originally posted by Doug Branches
Chuck Zito already did

hey, that's a low blow.

**FuryFox** · 25 Nov 2002, 12:12 PM

Who's Chuck Zito? Sounds like a name I've heard from UFC or something...

**Klonoa** · 25 Nov 2002, 12:17 PM

you dissin my man, Seagal?

**Jeremy** · 25 Nov 2002, 12:23 PM

Not dissing, just tellin' it like it is.

**MrKasualUltra2000** · 25 Nov 2002, 04:21 PM

KOSH-

how dare you refer to Segal as a moron?
you should be hung for such blasphemy.

**youandwhosearmy** · 25 Nov 2002, 04:37 PM

Originally posted by Despair
Well, Exit Wounds was pretty good. The Ticker sucked ass. Half Past Dead was bad, but still can be watched.

What, do we grade Steven Seagal on a curve here because he's fat and useless?

**Despair** · 25 Nov 2002, 04:49 PM

He did get stuck in the desk in Exit Wounds

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