Originally posted by arjue
I had a dream where I was eating dinner with my family, and we were all concerned because Rambo was trying to kill us. After a while, Rambo cuts the power off to our house. In a wierd sort of panic, I react by stuffing as much mashed potatoes into my mouth as I can. We then ran to the car, and once we were in it, Rambo jumped on the bonnet all ninja like. Thats all I remember of it...
In another dream, my family and I are on a cruise ship. Nobody realiesd it, but the ship was infested with Vampire potatoes. They looked like regular potatoes, but with vampiric faces on them. The deal was that if you ate one, you'd become a vampire. No one else seemed to be able to see the faces, so they all thought I was crazy when I was screaming at people to drop their potatoes, which they were eating like apples.
In another dream, I was at my primary school, and I was in a locally famous soap opera called "Home and Away". For some reason, someone wanted to kill everybody, so he/she put an invisible saw between two trees. As people walked into it, it made a Panther roaring sound. Suddenly, I was in my back yard, and there was a huge pair of volumptuous, lucious lips floating in the sky. They asked me in a seductive voice "Are you Freddy Crouger(sp)?", and when I answered "No", the teeth became hidious and dirty. They screamed at me with such power that the wind made me fly through the air. The dream then repeated.
In another dream, I was at a place called londonderry (its a bushy farming area on the outskirts of Sydney). For some reason I was stalking Milla Jovovich, who apparently lived there. I was trying to break into her house so I could steal her note book so I could track her down that night and meet her. The house was gaurded by Automated sentry Turrets, and had lots of people in her yard playing a deathmatch game of Unreal. I can't remember the rest of this dream. I think I got arrested or something.
In another dream I was at a hybrid of my highschool and my primary school, and I was sitting on some seats in the playground with my late Cat, Shnook. I kept grabbing her head, and she'd scream "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" in a harsh, bloodcurdling shrill. I was thouroughly disturbed by it, but I kept doing it.
I'll post some more later, otherwise i'll take up all of my net time
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