Poll: Jango Fett or Boba Fett?

[M]

kay.. I just saw that movie... and that was a very lame death.

I feel for boba though.

[Dolemite]

Originally posted by Cyco
kay.. I just saw that movie... and that was a very lame death.

I feel for boba though.

Yes, I did feel very bad for little Boba as he knelt on the battlefield holding his father's helmet and pressing his forehead sadly against it...

Hey, I wonder if Jango's head was still in the helmet while Boba was doing that? Eeeeeew.

[Mr-K]

I was thinkthing the same thing when I first saw the movie. I kinda wanted the head to plop out of it, that would have fucked the kid up big time!

~Mr. K~

[Omni]

Cruisin Mos Espa in my Delorian, war's over I'm a peacetime Mandalorian
My story has stumped star wars historians deep in debate buffet plate at Bennigans
Rhyme renegade sure to penetrate first and second defense I won't hesitate
Got a job to do Darth's the guy that delegates got something against Skywalker someone he really hates
I don't give a fuck I'm after Solo for all I care he could be hiding at Yoda's dojo
Got make the money credit's no good when the jawas run the shop in your neighborhood
Think you can cook I got a grappling hook let's make this quick cuz I'm really booked
I'm a devious degenerate, defender of the devil shut down all the trash compactor's on the detention level

CHORUS
My backpack's got jets. I'm Boba the Fett. I bounty hunt for Jaba Hut to finance my vette
I chill in deep space, a mask is over my face. I deliver the prize but I still narrow my eyes cuz my time I don't like to waste. Get down.

I'm a question wrapped inside an enigma, get inside the Slave One, find your homing signal,
From Endor to Hoth, Ripley to Spock, I'll find what you want, but there's gonna be a cost
Say my name is boba fett I know my shit is tight, start not acting right, you're frozen in carbonite.
Got telescopic sight, flame throwers on my wrist, you still don't get the jist, spiked boots are made to kick,
Targets are made to hit, you think I give a shit, yer mama is a bitch, I'll see you in the sarlaac pit,
You just flipped my switch, integrity been dissed, you scratchin on my itch, you know I shoot the gift.
Got bambinas at cantinas waitin to lick my lusty lips, so I'll let you get back inside you're little space ship,
Give you a head start, cuz I'm the sportin kind, consider the starting line the sneaky smile I hide inside.
Hope you have hyper drive, pray to stay alive, don't try to slip me a five cuz I never take a bribe,
To the beat of a different drummer, bad ass bounty hunter, let no man put asunder or else they be put under as in six feet.
Got an imperial fleet backin me up gonna blow up any attempt to defeat.
They gotta death star, got four payments on my car, hand it over to hammer head at Mos Eisley bar,
He used to carjack, now he's a barback just goes to show how you can get back on the right track,
As for me that's not an option, can't say that with more clarity, me going legit would be like Jar Jar in speech therapy.

CHORUS

Slice you open like a tantan, faster than the Autobahn, or a motorbike in tron, do the deed and then I'm gone.
Jaba has a hissyfit, contact Calrissian, over a colt, the plan unfolds, no politic is legit
Back in the day when I was a slave living live in the fast lane like in a pod race,
My mean streak tweeked I became a basket case so this space ace split that place poste haste.
Took up a noble cause called the clone wars cuz life's not all about girls and cars
Getting fucked up in fucked up bars, see I'm not a retard or gay like De Barge.
I'm large and in charge with a face so scarred, a cold black heart that's been torn apart
The Sith wish that they had a dick so hard cuz it's long long ago in a pussy far far.
Call me master cuz I'm faster than Pryor on fire I no longer have to hot wire.
I'm a hunter for hire with no plans to retire, and all the sucka MC's can call me sire!

CHORUS

Boba Fett!!!!!

[Dolemite]

Originally posted by Mr-K
I was thinkthing the same thing when I first saw the movie. I kinda wanted the head to plop out of it, that would have fucked the kid up big time!

~Mr. K~

Awesome song, Cloud, BTW. Where'd you get that from?

[Omni]

Originally posted by Dolemite
Awesome song, Cloud, BTW. Where'd you get that from?

Hell yea. You gotta hear it to appreciate it though. It's by MC Chris, made famous (well, not really) by his cameo in Aqua Teen Hunger Force as the evil rapping spider. It's called Fette's Vette. You should have no problem finding it on Kazaa.

[Green]

Never knew it was about a vette, I thought he said vendet, like vendeta.

[Omni]

Nope, he says vette. You can hear it distinctly, and it's in the title of the song.

[gameoverDude]

That is a pretty sad scene where you see Boba holding Jango's helmet. At least Jango died in combat rather than from being trampled by the Reek (which was trying its damnedest to do him in).

Maybe in Episode III they'll have a flashback... hopefully in slow motion for a gut-wrenching effect, but with a scene of the young Boba crying out "NOOOO!" or something. I'm betting on Boba coming back rather POed and taking on Mace.

Darth Tyranus' death needs to be a bit more spectacular.

Originally posted by Cyco
kay.. I just saw that movie... and that was a very lame death.

I feel for boba though.

[Rising]

Originally posted by gameoverDude Darth Tyranus' death needs to be a bit more spectacular.

Seeing as how George Lucas seems to have such an affinity for chopping off body parts (Poor Ponda Boba) I wouldn't be surprised if it ended up like the Black Knight scene from Monty Python and the Holy Grail.