Finding the Right Christmas Presents

[Tracer]

You could unearth John Lennon skeleton. It's free, you get exercise and will be learning usefull skills all in the process of giving the gift that shows you care... enough to dig up a corpse.

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[Rick]

Fuck's probably got security up the wazoo.

[Tracer]

That's why I invented the subtle art of 'Killin the fuck outta them'. Learn it... use it wisely*.

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*Wisely = Librally.

[cka]

Good thing none of you christmas shop like me... I go to the corner store with a wad of 20s and buy those $10 gift packs of lottery tickets for everybody.

o/~ it's a trailer park kinda christmas o/~

[Hero]

What would you get for a large number of people under a tight budget? I'm looking at 5 people at least and 11 at most.

[andyrose]

I just scooped up clearanced items at work all year long. When Christmas came around, I had plenty of crap to wrap up.

[Hero]

but that strat is too late to use...

[arjue]

depending on your budget, DVD's are always good.